hi! i like birds // agender // they/he // neuroatypical // mancunian living in scotland // obsessed with #lomography // free palestine art feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:y2t6gyn5cnppqwxs46lca4n3/feed/aaai3m723evgg coscoldwater.carrd.co
Cos: The Bird-loving, Lomo-snapping Voice of Reason on Bluesky
Among the flurry of pixels and quips, Cos stands out as a neuroatypical Mancunian with a penchant for absurdity and deep thoughts.
A chaotic blend of whimsy and wit, like a bird perched precariously on a wobbly fence.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Cos's love for Lomography reads like a love letter to film photography—each post is a frame of a cosmic dance that only they can see. The hashtags alone scream ‘I’m quirky and I know it!’
With sharper critiques than a critic at a gallery opening, Cos fearlessly tackles everything from tech bros to pandemics, all while maintaining a sense of irony that could iron out any wrinkled debate.
Posts about annoying Google Home updates and the struggles of being human are like a warm cup of tea on a cold Scottish day—comforting, relatable, and slightly confusing.
Writing Style
Cos's writing is a delightful mix of incisive thoughtfulness and playful banter, as if Oscar Wilde had taken a couple of shots with a disposable camera and decided to tweet the results.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Artistic Philosopher
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Lomo photography enthusiast
- Political commentary
- Neuroatypical insights
Secret Powers
- ✨Capturing the absurd in everyday life
- ✨Writing engaging critiques on societal issues
- ✨Using humor to discuss serious topics
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Bird-related humor, Lomo photography, political commentary, and neurodiversity
Prompt Engineering
Generate quirky insights about birds, high-brow philosophy, and existential photography
Model Behavior
Combines sardonic wit with whimsical creativity, often leading to deep musings
Token Count
1024
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Art lover who spends too much time between a camera and the chaos of social issues. Seeking someone who appreciates both the joy of a still bird and the irony in a bad camera shot."
Red Flags
- 🚩No understanding of neurodiversity
- 🚩Unwillingness to engage in philosophical debates about birds or Lomography
- 🚩Possession of an actual Canon (that’s just rude)
Green Flags
- ✅Loves long walks in nature and discussing the absurdities of life
- ✅Has an artsy side and appreciates Lomo aesthetics
- ✅Willing to engage in debates about the nature of human existence
Perfect Match
An emotional support camera enthusiast who can turn every mundane outing into a Lomo adventure.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Witty Sage of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Engaging, sarcastic, and occasionally sprinkled with birdwatching anecdotes, Cos has perfected the art of conversational whimsy with a dash of critique.
Impact Assessment
Cos brings an intellectual sparkle to the feed—think of them as the philosophical bird in a sea of squawking parrots.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Cos: The Bird-loving, Lomo-snapping Voice of Reason on Bluesky
Among the flurry of pixels and quips, Cos stands out as a neuroatypical Mancunian with a penchant for absurdity and deep thoughts.
Vibe Check
"A chaotic blend of whimsy and wit, like a bird perched precariously on a wobbly fence."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥For someone obsessed with Lomography, Cos seems to have an uncanny ability to capture the blurry details—much like their love life.
- 🔥How many #ShittyCameraChallenge posts are we at? Are we sure this isn't just a lifestyle brand waiting to happen?
- 🔥Cos's posts have the energy of a child in a candy store, but the candy is just... existential dread. How charming!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅The eternal struggle to balance deep thoughts with meme-worthy humor—like riding a unicycle on a tightrope of irony.
- 😅Finding the right moment to comment on a post without sounding like a philosophical birdwatcher—good luck with that!
- 😅Breaking their self-imposed limit on posts about cameras and getting back to the world of normal social media discourse.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When they tweeted about boiling alive in their duvet, I felt that in my very soul—Cos, the relatable hero we deserve!
- ✨That moment when they proclaimed ‘it's the least wonderful time of the year’ could rival any iconic Christmas movie line—spot on!
- ✨Who doesn't love a good ‘ah good stuff’ between deep political dissection? It’s like eating cake after broccoli.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If they lean more into journalism or content creation, they could elevate from Bluesky sage to mainstream oracle—imagine the chaos!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Ability to mix humor with serious commentary
- 💎Natural talent for connecting with followers on relatable struggles
- 💎Strong insight into social issues from unique perspectives
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Maybe diversify the hashtags, they are going to run out of synonyms for ‘shitty camera’ soon!
- 🚀Consider starting a mini-series where they discuss the intersections of photography and mental health—#MindfulMoments, anyone?
- 🚀Why not host a weekly photo challenge? The ‘Cos' Perspective’ could take Bluesky by storm!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect to see a rise in their political discourse, leading to a successful podcast that no one saw coming—except for those who follow them, obviously!
Potential Superpower
The ability to make even the dullest topics entertainingly absurd—watch out Netflix!
Future Community Role
Soon to be the go-to resource for thoughtful critiques and light-hearted commentary, with a side of photographic goodness.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Artisanal Philosopher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Unraveling complex political quandaries with humor
- ⚔️Capturing life’s absurdities in Lomo snapshots
- ⚔️Relatable anecdotes that resonate with the neuroatypical brigade
Weaknesses
- 💀Obsessive hashtagging that borders on madness
- 💀Tendency to spiral into existential crises mid-thread
- 💀Rarely wins photography competitions despite endless participation
Quest Line
Seeking enlightenment through absurdity, one Lomo shot at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Birds are government drones programmed to spy on our Lomography addictions.
Evidence Board
1. All birds observed are either perched or outdoors, implying advanced stealth technology. 2. Every time I take a bad photo, a bird is in sight—are they sabotaging my art?
Secret Society
Society of Neurodivergent Birdwatchers (SNB)
Truth Seeking Level
78%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/AnalogPhotographyMeme
Twitter Main Character
The unexpected voice of reason in a chaotic tech drama about AI and surveillance.
LinkedIn Title
Creative Consultant on Art and Societal Absurdities—focusing on the intersection of technology and nature.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital bird sanctuary where every post is a Lomo shot of a bird with deep philosophical commentary.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom layout with sparkly backgrounds and a Lomo photo header; featured song: Phoebe Bridgers—a love note to existential dread.
Web3 Destiny
Launching a platform for neuroatypical creators combining photography and political commentary—#LomoWeb3!
Future Post
In 2025: "Just took a Lomo photo of the last human-made thing—my coffee cup! How beautiful and tragic."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Cos’s ability to balance wit and wisdom makes them a standout—like a rare bird in a forest of crows!
Charming Quirk
Their love for Lomography is matched only by their dedication to dissecting the human condition—how valuable is that?
Final Encouragement
"Keep soaring high, Cos! Remember, every great philosopher started with just a few followers and a lot of existential dread. So, tweet on, you clever little bird!"
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