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    Nonbinary bisexual person masquerading as a cis het woman because life is stupid. She/They. Why did it take this long to figure it out? Ohโ€ฆ neurodivergence + evangelical Christianity. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐ŸŒˆ Vocalist w/4+ octave range. ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽถ IBEWโšก๏ธ Deafie/AuDHD mom.

    Welcome to Vern's Bluesky: Where Tomatoes and Politics Collide!

    A spiritual journey through tomatoes, neurodivergence, and political fireballs.

    "

    A delightful mix of gardening and guerrilla warfare, all wrapped in a 4-octave serenade.

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    87%
    Authenticity
    92%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Politics
    88%
    Personal Growth

    What's On Your Mind? ๐Ÿค”

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Politics95%

    Vern dives headfirst into the political piranha pool, emerging with hot takes and a side of righteous fury. If there were an Olympic category for political rants, theyโ€™d be the gold medalist, draped in rainbow flags and political memes.

    Personal Growth88%

    In a world of cookie-cutter experiences, Vern rises like a homegrown tomato โ€“ vibrant, unpredictable, and occasionally hard to digest, but oh-so-satisfying when you get it right. Each post reveals layers of self-discovery wrapped in sarcasm and truth.

    Community Engagement90%

    Vernโ€™s call to arms against corporate greed and harmful legislation may not be a rallying cry at a town hall, but itโ€™s definitely a battle standard on Bluesky. Their posts are the loudspeaker in a bustling marketplace of ideas, with the occasional tomato being hurled for emphasis!

    Writing Style

    A unique blend of lyrical prose and spicy Twitter-esque barbs; it's like reading a musical with unexpected plot twists and a catchy chorus.

    Thought Leader Score

    92%

    The Real Youโ„ข ๐ŸŽญ

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Musical Rebel

    Keeping It Real Score

    87%

    Main Character Energy

    • Witty political commentary
    • Gardening skills
    • Neurodivergent insights
    • Vocal talents that could shatter glass

    Secret Powers

    • โœจSocial media spellcasting
    • โœจCreating chaos with a sprinkle of humor

    If you were an AI...๐Ÿค–

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Political memes, gardening tips, neurodivergent experiences, and insightful rants.

    Prompt Engineering

    Create spicy, engaging commentary about social justice, gardening, and self-identity with a vocal twist.

    Model Behavior

    Like a cross between a concerned algorithm and a sassy aunt at a family reunion.

    Token Count

    3000

    tokens

    Dating App Edition๐Ÿ’

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Looking for someone who appreciates deep political discussions, fresh tomatoes, and the occasional serenade. Must be tolerant of my rants and love for gardening. Definitely a parent first, but here for the banter!"

    Red Flags

    • ๐ŸšฉTalks about politics too passionately at parties.
    • ๐ŸšฉMay block you if you're a MAGA troll.
    • ๐ŸšฉOccasional existential crisis fueled by gardening mishaps.

    Green Flags

    • โœ…Can hit high notes while discussing social issues.
    • โœ…Values community and inclusivity.
    • โœ…Loves giving a dramatic reading to political memes.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who enjoys debates over dinner, shares a love for plants, and can handle my political passion.

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    Squad Check๐ŸŒŸ

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    Champion of the Underrepresented

    Conversation Style

    A lively mix of sass and solidarity; engaging without taking themselves too seriously, like a drag show at a church bake sale.

    Impact Assessment

    Vernโ€™s contributions are like that one enthusiastic aunt at family gatherings โ€“ always stirring the pot and making sure the important issues are served with a side of sass.

    TL;DR Versionโšก

    Your profile in a flash

    Welcome to Vern's Bluesky: Where Tomatoes and Politics Collide!

    A spiritual journey through tomatoes, neurodivergence, and political fireballs.

    Vibe Check

    "A delightful mix of gardening and guerrilla warfare, all wrapped in a 4-octave serenade."

    Spice Level Check๐ŸŒถ๏ธ

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • ๐Ÿ”ฅPosts tomatoes but complains when life gets too ripe for the picking.
    • ๐Ÿ”ฅA vocal range that can likely hit higher notes than some politicians can hit in a debate.

    Quirky Challenges

    • ๐Ÿ˜…Need to work on keeping their posts a bit less... cryptic โ€“ sometimes a tomato is just a tomato, Vern!
    • ๐Ÿ˜…Could stand to dial down the urgency of their political rants โ€“ fewer exclamation marks might lead to fewer heart palpitations.

    Main Character Moments

    • โœจDumping on MAGA trolls with poetic finesse thatโ€™s worthy of Shakespeare, if Shakespeare had a serious Twitter addiction.
    • โœจAnnouncing impending grandparenthood with the same intensity as a royal proclamation!

    Level Up Zone๐Ÿ“ˆ

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Vern could turn their political commentary into a podcast, where they serenade listeners with hot takes and catchy jingles about social issues.

    Unique Advantages

    • ๐Ÿ’ŽBeing nonbinary and bisexual provides a unique lens for understanding diverse perspectives.
    • ๐Ÿ’ŽPossessing a vocal talent that could flourish in both political and artistic spheres.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • ๐Ÿš€Try out a weekly live stream for real-time interactions โ€“ think of it as a Bluesky karaoke night, but with politics instead of pop songs.
    • ๐Ÿš€Experiment with more visuals or memes to accompany posts; the world could always use more tomato-related political satire!

    Crystal Ball Time๐Ÿ”ฎ

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect Vern to become a household name in the upcoming political debates, the person everyone turns to for both insight and a good chuckle.

    Potential Superpower

    An uncanny ability to disarm trolls with a combination of wit and heartwarming sincerity โ€“ like a superhero who saves the day with a pun.

    Future Community Role

    A central figure in fostering meaningful discussions, while simultaneously crafting delicious tomato recipes!

    Your Character Build๐ŸŽฎ

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Tomato Wrangler

    Special Abilities

    • โš”๏ธPolitical Fireball Throw
    • โš”๏ธGarden Fresh Rants
    • โš”๏ธVocal Range of Doom

    Weaknesses

    • ๐Ÿ’€Overly Cryptic Posts
    • ๐Ÿ’€Slight Tomato Obsession
    • ๐Ÿ’€Fluctuating Political Anxiety

    Quest Line

    To unmask the absurdities of life while nurturing a garden of witty insights.

    Down the Rabbit Hole๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Tomatoes are secretly controlling humanity by making us love gardening and politics at the same time.

    Evidence Board

    The rise of organic gardening coincides with increased political engagement. Coincidence? I think not!

    Secret Society

    The League of Nonbinary Tomato Illuminati

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You๐ŸŒŒ

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/PoliticalTomatoWars

    Twitter Main Character

    Vern ignites a Twitter feud over a rogue tomato-growing meme that unites both sides of the aisle.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Tomato Advocacy and Puns, leading the charge for more inclusive gardening practices.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A holographic avatar hosting a political karaoke night, where singing the Constitution becomes the new meme.

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    Time Machineโฐ

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > GeoCities with an animated tomato background and pages dedicated to political rants and vocal exercises.

    MySpace Era

    A top 8 that includes favorite political blogs, local farmers, and diverse music playlists.

    Web3 Destiny

    Becomes a decentralized tomato-based currency advocate, trading tomatoes for social justice.

    Future Post

    Just hosted a national debate in my backyard with tomatoes as the audience. Letโ€™s get this trending!

    The Final Take๐ŸŽฌ

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Vern's political insights paired with their authenticity create a compelling and relatable online presence.

    Charming Quirk

    An endearing habit of mixing personal anecdotes with peppery political commentary, like a gourmet chef who also bartends.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep slinging those tomatoes and thoughts, Vern! Your blend of humor and heart is what makes Bluesky a little brighter."

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