Nonbinary bisexual person masquerading as a cis het woman because life is stupid. She/They. Why did it take this long to figure it out? Ohโฆ neurodivergence + evangelical Christianity. ๐ ๐๐ผ๐ Vocalist w/4+ octave range. ๐ค๐ถ IBEWโก๏ธ Deafie/AuDHD mom.
Welcome to Vern's Bluesky: Where Tomatoes and Politics Collide!
A spiritual journey through tomatoes, neurodivergence, and political fireballs.
A delightful mix of gardening and guerrilla warfare, all wrapped in a 4-octave serenade.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? ๐ค
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Vern dives headfirst into the political piranha pool, emerging with hot takes and a side of righteous fury. If there were an Olympic category for political rants, theyโd be the gold medalist, draped in rainbow flags and political memes.
In a world of cookie-cutter experiences, Vern rises like a homegrown tomato โ vibrant, unpredictable, and occasionally hard to digest, but oh-so-satisfying when you get it right. Each post reveals layers of self-discovery wrapped in sarcasm and truth.
Vernโs call to arms against corporate greed and harmful legislation may not be a rallying cry at a town hall, but itโs definitely a battle standard on Bluesky. Their posts are the loudspeaker in a bustling marketplace of ideas, with the occasional tomato being hurled for emphasis!
Writing Style
A unique blend of lyrical prose and spicy Twitter-esque barbs; it's like reading a musical with unexpected plot twists and a catchy chorus.
Thought Leader Score
92%The Real Youโข ๐ญ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Musical Rebel
Keeping It Real Score
87%Main Character Energy
- Witty political commentary
- Gardening skills
- Neurodivergent insights
- Vocal talents that could shatter glass
Secret Powers
- โจSocial media spellcasting
- โจCreating chaos with a sprinkle of humor
If you were an AI...๐ค
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political memes, gardening tips, neurodivergent experiences, and insightful rants.
Prompt Engineering
Create spicy, engaging commentary about social justice, gardening, and self-identity with a vocal twist.
Model Behavior
Like a cross between a concerned algorithm and a sassy aunt at a family reunion.
Token Count
3000
tokensDating App Edition๐
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Looking for someone who appreciates deep political discussions, fresh tomatoes, and the occasional serenade. Must be tolerant of my rants and love for gardening. Definitely a parent first, but here for the banter!"
Red Flags
- ๐ฉTalks about politics too passionately at parties.
- ๐ฉMay block you if you're a MAGA troll.
- ๐ฉOccasional existential crisis fueled by gardening mishaps.
Green Flags
- โ Can hit high notes while discussing social issues.
- โ Values community and inclusivity.
- โ Loves giving a dramatic reading to political memes.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys debates over dinner, shares a love for plants, and can handle my political passion.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check๐
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Champion of the Underrepresented
Conversation Style
A lively mix of sass and solidarity; engaging without taking themselves too seriously, like a drag show at a church bake sale.
Impact Assessment
Vernโs contributions are like that one enthusiastic aunt at family gatherings โ always stirring the pot and making sure the important issues are served with a side of sass.
TL;DR Versionโก
Your profile in a flash
Welcome to Vern's Bluesky: Where Tomatoes and Politics Collide!
A spiritual journey through tomatoes, neurodivergence, and political fireballs.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of gardening and guerrilla warfare, all wrapped in a 4-octave serenade."
Spice Level Check๐ถ๏ธ
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- ๐ฅPosts tomatoes but complains when life gets too ripe for the picking.
- ๐ฅA vocal range that can likely hit higher notes than some politicians can hit in a debate.
Quirky Challenges
- ๐ Need to work on keeping their posts a bit less... cryptic โ sometimes a tomato is just a tomato, Vern!
- ๐ Could stand to dial down the urgency of their political rants โ fewer exclamation marks might lead to fewer heart palpitations.
Main Character Moments
- โจDumping on MAGA trolls with poetic finesse thatโs worthy of Shakespeare, if Shakespeare had a serious Twitter addiction.
- โจAnnouncing impending grandparenthood with the same intensity as a royal proclamation!
Level Up Zone๐
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Vern could turn their political commentary into a podcast, where they serenade listeners with hot takes and catchy jingles about social issues.
Unique Advantages
- ๐Being nonbinary and bisexual provides a unique lens for understanding diverse perspectives.
- ๐Possessing a vocal talent that could flourish in both political and artistic spheres.
Level Up Suggestions
- ๐Try out a weekly live stream for real-time interactions โ think of it as a Bluesky karaoke night, but with politics instead of pop songs.
- ๐Experiment with more visuals or memes to accompany posts; the world could always use more tomato-related political satire!
Crystal Ball Time๐ฎ
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Vern to become a household name in the upcoming political debates, the person everyone turns to for both insight and a good chuckle.
Potential Superpower
An uncanny ability to disarm trolls with a combination of wit and heartwarming sincerity โ like a superhero who saves the day with a pun.
Future Community Role
A central figure in fostering meaningful discussions, while simultaneously crafting delicious tomato recipes!
Your Character Build๐ฎ
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Tomato Wrangler
Special Abilities
- โ๏ธPolitical Fireball Throw
- โ๏ธGarden Fresh Rants
- โ๏ธVocal Range of Doom
Weaknesses
- ๐Overly Cryptic Posts
- ๐Slight Tomato Obsession
- ๐Fluctuating Political Anxiety
Quest Line
To unmask the absurdities of life while nurturing a garden of witty insights.
Down the Rabbit Hole๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Tomatoes are secretly controlling humanity by making us love gardening and politics at the same time.
Evidence Board
The rise of organic gardening coincides with increased political engagement. Coincidence? I think not!
Secret Society
The League of Nonbinary Tomato Illuminati
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You๐
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticalTomatoWars
Twitter Main Character
Vern ignites a Twitter feud over a rogue tomato-growing meme that unites both sides of the aisle.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Tomato Advocacy and Puns, leading the charge for more inclusive gardening practices.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic avatar hosting a political karaoke night, where singing the Constitution becomes the new meme.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineโฐ
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A top 8 that includes favorite political blogs, local farmers, and diverse music playlists.
Web3 Destiny
Becomes a decentralized tomato-based currency advocate, trading tomatoes for social justice.
Future Post
Just hosted a national debate in my backyard with tomatoes as the audience. Letโs get this trending!
The Final Take๐ฌ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Vern's political insights paired with their authenticity create a compelling and relatable online presence.
Charming Quirk
An endearing habit of mixing personal anecdotes with peppery political commentary, like a gourmet chef who also bartends.
Final Encouragement
"Keep slinging those tomatoes and thoughts, Vern! Your blend of humor and heart is what makes Bluesky a little brighter."
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