I work in movies so I can AFFORD to lose at Magic the Gathering. Set lighting tech/console programmer working in film and TV in Los Angeles. Originally Florida Man, but don't hold that against me. Mostly Magic the gathering and half-hearted shit posting.
Blastoise is Lit: Movies, Magic, and the Art of Half-Hearted Shitposting
Meet Ah Cool A Blastoise: a niche influencer with a penchant for Magic and memes, navigating life one half-hearted post at a time.
More chaotic than a toddler with a paintbrush, but somehow still manages to evoke 'deep thoughts' amidst the 'deep memes'.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? đ¤
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Ah Cool A Blastoise approaches MTG like a seasoned player, but with the grace of a newborn giraffe trying to walk. You can feel the loss in every card flip!
They tackle societal quirks with the finesse of a drunken philosopher, dropping truth bombs while also wondering why grocery stores can't have express lanes for 'experienced errand runners.'
Blending absurdity and wit, their hedgehog metaphorâ'a pig with investments'âcould be the next financial seminar title, albeit one nobody would attend!
Writing Style
A blend of dry wit and unexpected punchlines, their posts read like a sitcom script that got lost in a serious debateâawkward yet hilarious!
Thought Leader Score
60%The Real You⢠đ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Quirky Wizard of Wit
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Movies and gaming aficionado
- Magic the Gathering enthusiast
- Half-hearted yet impactful social commentary
Secret Powers
- â¨Unintentional meme creation
- â¨Astute social observations
- â¨Rapid-fire humor under pressure
If you were an AI...đ¤
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Memes, social commentary, film industry insights, and gaming culture.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty observations on social issues framed through absurd humor.
Model Behavior
Like a quirky hybrid of GPT-3 and a stand-up comedian, mixing profound insights with comedic timing.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Editionđ
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Film tech nerd seeking someone who gets the magic in Magic: The Gathering, appreciates hedgehog metaphors, and isnât afraid of a little shitposting. Letâs lose together!"
Red Flags
- đŠObsessive over Magic cards
- đŠHalf-heartedness may extend to relationships
- đŠTendency toward dramatic statements
Green Flags
- â Passionate about film and gaming
- â Witty banter guaranteed
- â Brings laughter to every situation
Perfect Match
Someone who can tolerate puns and enjoys late-night debates over the merits of movie adaptations.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Checkđ
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Lovable Rogue
Conversation Style
Engaging like a cheesy sitcom character; they jump into conversations and drop one-liners that leave everyone chuckling or shaking their heads.
Impact Assessment
A sprinkle of chaos in the community vibe, like confetti at a funeralâstrange but oddly uplifting!
TL;DR VersionâĄ
Your profile in a flash
Blastoise is Lit: Movies, Magic, and the Art of Half-Hearted Shitposting
Meet Ah Cool A Blastoise: a niche influencer with a penchant for Magic and memes, navigating life one half-hearted post at a time.
Vibe Check
"More chaotic than a toddler with a paintbrush, but somehow still manages to evoke 'deep thoughts' amidst the 'deep memes'."
Spice Level Checkđśď¸
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- đĽMaster of âthe fuck I just readâ moments, somehow drawing likes like moths to a flame with posts that defy logic.
- đĽTheir posts are like a rogue waveâunexpected, mild chaos that leaves followers bracing for impact.
- đĽIf 'haltingly profound' were an Olympic sport, they'd win gold and still somehow complain about the height of the podium.
Quirky Challenges
- đ Consistently finding the balance between earnestness and absurdityâa noble quest, indeed!
- đ Perhaps curbing the urge to communicate via hedgehog metaphors could lead to clarity in some social interactions.
- đ Finding a way to phrase opinions on grocery shopping that doesnât involve lists of grievances would elevate the content from enjoyable to genius.
Main Character Moments
- â¨When they proclaimed âmy life is solitude and my only diet is painâ to a co-workerâclassic overdramatic flair!
- â¨Every time they mention their film career, itâs basically a âmy name will be in the creditsâ self-promotion extravaganzaânever change!
Level Up Zoneđ
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a bit more focus on their social commentary, they could become the shining star of thoughtful, comedic critique in the film and gaming communities.
Unique Advantages
- đA unique fusion of film expertise and gaming culture that few others possessâlike combining popcorn with pizza!
- đAn ability to relate profound thoughts through the lens of gaming and memesâan unseen superpower!
Level Up Suggestions
- đConsider diving deep into a few specific social topics to refine wit into wisdomâpick a lane, navigate it, and own it!
- đMaybe try posting visuals to complement those deep thoughtsâlike screenshots of absurd memes or movie stills that encapsulate their humor.
Crystal Ball TimeđŽ
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect them to transform from âfunny guy at partiesâ to âintellectual meme magicianââthink Harry Potter meets the meme-verse!
Potential Superpower
Mastering the art of 'deep dissection of social commentary through absurd humor'âa rare social media alchemy!
Future Community Role
They could evolve into the community's âquirky sage,â guiding followers through the chaos of memes and opinions with a touch of comic relief.
Your Character BuildđŽ
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Shitposter
Special Abilities
- âď¸Meme Wizardry
- âď¸Film Tech Insight
- âď¸Ridiculous Observations
Weaknesses
- đHalf-heartedness
- đOverly Dramatic Responses
- đUnfiltered Hedgehog Metaphors
Quest Line
Navigate the labyrinth of social media, unearthing the treasures of humor and wisdom while battling the trolls of negativity.
Down the Rabbit Holeđľď¸ââď¸
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Elon Musk is secretly a powerful wizard whoâs controlling pop culture through board games.
Evidence Board
Posts about financial vices combined with observations about tech and entertainment.
Secret Society
The Order of the Hedgehogâdedicated to crafting absurd observations in everyday life.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse Youđ
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/FilmAndMagic
Twitter Main Character
Unwittingly instigating a debate over the best flavor of Magic the Gathering mana.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of QuirkCorp, a company specializing in social media absurdity insights.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic wizard lecturing on the importance of narrative arcs in meme culture, with a battle-ready Blastoise by their side.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- đ ď¸
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- đ
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineâ°
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile music: 'Hedgehog in a Suit' by The Imaginary Band; top 8 reserved for close Magic friends.
Web3 Destiny
Creating NFTs of their best hedgehog memes, all while ranting about the downfall of movie adaptations.
Future Post
Just found out Magic the Gathering is now a life simulation game. #IRLMagicComingSoon
The Final TakeđŹ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their knack for blending humor and poignant observations will keep followers coming back for moreâlike a series you can binge-watch for the laughs and the feels.
Charming Quirk
That deliciously disarming ability to dive into the absurd while still being relatable makes them the perfect âsocial media comfort food.â
Final Encouragement
"Keep flexing those comedic muscles, Ah Cool A Blastoise! Youâre not just losing at Magic; youâre winning hearts with every post!"
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