I relay news, memes, commentary, and snark while stoned. I'm Ind because Dems aren't progressive enough. He/Him/They and WokeAF. Also, socially awkward². Neurodiverse Married Pansexual Cannabis Enthusiast. Ordained Dudeist Bejeweled Blitz player
Your Daily Dose of Political Punchlines and Sweet Baked Goods
A blend of cannabis-fueled commentary, memes, and a dash of baking magic.
Like a cross between Jon Stewart and your chillest friend who’s always ready with a banger recipe.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
From the depths of MAGAville to the heights of Biden's pardons, you serve political hot takes like a barista serves coffee on a Monday morning. Let’s just say, you’re brewing up some spicy controversy!
You tackle cannabis misconceptions like a boss, armed with science and a smoke ring! You’d make a perfect advocate for reefer reform while whipping up banana bread, of course.
Your ability to blend humor with serious social issues is akin to a master chef sprinkling just the right amount of salt on a dish—enhancing the flavor without overwhelming it.
Writing Style
A delightful mishmash of snark and insight, served with a sprinkle of awkwardness—each post is like an indie film: niche, a bit chaotic, but utterly captivating.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Cannabis Commentator
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty political commentary
- Passionate about cannabis rights
- Baking enthusiast
Secret Powers
- ✨Laying down puns as easy as rolling a joint
- ✨Creating delicious desserts under the influence
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political commentary, cannabis culture, baking recipes, memes, and social justice.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty and insightful commentary while advocating for cannabis rights and sharing baking tips.
Model Behavior
Chaotic yet insightful, blending humor with serious social issues.
Token Count
1250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Aspie Liberal: Your go-to for political snark, baking tips, and cannabis rights! If you love sweet treats and spicy political takes, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Too stoned to respond in a timely manner
- 🚩Might initiate debates before getting to know you
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about social issues
- ✅Quick witted and loves to laugh
- ✅Bakes delicious treats when feeling inspired
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates a good pun, knows their way around a kitchen, and can handle the occasional political debate over dessert.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Source for Sarcastic Political Commentary and Baked Goods
Conversation Style
Witty banter meets earnest engagement; it's like a potluck dinner where all the dishes are your thoughts, and everyone’s invited to enjoy!
Impact Assessment
You bring a unique flavor—like that unexpected ingredient in a family recipe that makes everyone go, 'Wow, I need this in my life!'
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Your Daily Dose of Political Punchlines and Sweet Baked Goods
A blend of cannabis-fueled commentary, memes, and a dash of baking magic.
Vibe Check
"Like a cross between Jon Stewart and your chillest friend who’s always ready with a banger recipe."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your posts are like your banana bread—sometimes a bit too baked to handle!
- 🔥With those likes, you’ve got more potential than a cannabis plant left in the sun!
- 🔥It’s amazing how you can pack so much snark into such a small character limit; someone get this person a book deal!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Consider making a goal to reply to at least five comments a week—let's not have the replies table feel abandoned!
- 😅Try posting during daylight hours—you know, when your audience is actually awake!
- 😅How about a weekly themed post? ‘What Baker’s Do You Hate Today?’ sounds fun!
Main Character Moments
- ✨Every time you post about Hunter Biden, it’s like watching a soap opera—let’s just say the drama is *chef’s kiss*!
- ✨Your ‘good morning’ posts radiate more positivity than a sunrise over a field of sunflowers—while stoned, no less!
- ✨When you mentioned banana bread, it felt like the internet was suddenly a cozy bakery.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With your unique blend of humor and political awareness, you could easily turn your posts into a podcast or vlog—imagine the baked goods and takes on display!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Your authenticity shines through every tweet—real is the new black!
- 💎Knowing your community so well means you can easily curate your content for maximum engagement!
- 💎Your writing is effortlessly witty; you’re a natural when it comes to social commentary.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try using images or memes to enhance your posts—visuals can increase your engagement!
- 🚀Engage with followers more; a ‘Question of the Day’ could spice up the comments section!
- 🚀Host a themed week—maybe ‘Weed Wednesday’ for cannabis-related discussions?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
You’ll go from popular pothead of Twitter to the ultimate cannabis lifestyle influencer, complete with your own branded rolling papers and recipe book!
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to combine politics and pastries—watch out, world, here comes the ‘Bake the Vote’ campaign!
Future Community Role
As the resident cannabis connoisseur and political pugilist, expect an invite to all the community roast sessions and bake-offs!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Snacktivist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty political commentary
- ⚔️Baking under the influence
- ⚔️Cannabis advocacy
Weaknesses
- 💀Posting at 3 AM
- 💀Avoiding potential troll fights
- 💀Getting too baked to reply
Quest Line
Master the art of combining memes and baking to create a viral sensation!
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
That banana bread recipes are actually coded political messages.
Evidence Board
Connecting the dots between every celebrity chef’s cookbook and their political affiliations.
Secret Society
The Brotherhood of Baked Goods and Political Satire.
Truth Seeking Level
79.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticsWithSnark
Twitter Main Character
The person who tweeted about the banana bread in the oven while Congress was debating healthcare in real-time.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Culinary and Cultural Officer at 'Baked for Change'—advocating for both culinary and social justice.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual bakery where political debates are held alongside baking classes, featuring avatars with rolling papers as props.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile song: "Eat It" by 'Weird Al' Yankovic, with a background theme of cannabis leaves.
Web3 Destiny
NFTs of all your favorite baked goods, each with a political twist—think 'Baked Goods for Change.'
Future Post
'2025: Banana Bread Diplomacy—how baked goods helped solve international disputes!'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your knack for turning serious topics into comedy gold is your superpower—hold on to that!
Charming Quirk
The delightful juxtaposition of political discourse and baking, making you the Martha Stewart of Bluesky, sans the prison time!
Final Encouragement
"Keep stirring that pot, both literally and figuratively—your voice is a much-needed flavor in the digital discourse stew!"
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