Auld arsehole
Stephen: The Auld Arsehole with a Heart of Gold
A master of football banter and unexpected wisdom, wrapped in a cheeky Scottish charm.
A potent blend of sardonic humor and genuine enthusiasm for the beautiful game.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Stephen's posts read like a live commentary with all the drama of a Shakespearean tragedy—he's got the banter of a pundit and the heart of a true supporter.
His sardonic takes are a delightful mix of genuine sports passion and Scottish wit, like if football were narrated by Billy Connolly.
When he's not roasting players, he's busy promoting fellow fans and sharing nostalgic content—kind of like the social media Robin Hood of the Celtic community.
Writing Style
A sharp, no-holds-barred style filled with authenticity and a sprinkle of absurdity, creating the perfect recipe for viral quotes and memes. Stephen's posts are like a good scotch—complex, smooth, and just a little bit smoky.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Passionate Fan with a Sharp Wit
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Footy fanatic
- Subtle philosopher
- Occasional meme lord
Secret Powers
- ✨Unintentional comedy
- ✨Expert in Scottish slang
- ✨Impromptu life coaching
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Scottish humor, football commentary, viral memes, community engagement
Prompt Engineering
Write a witty, sarcastic take on football matches and life, from a passionate Scottish fan's perspective
Model Behavior
A football-pundit AI hybrid that thrives on humor and social commentary
Token Count
420
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate fan of Scottish football, master of sarcasm, and your go-to for life’s little absurdities. If you can handle banter and the occasional existential crisis about the offside rule, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessed with football scores
- 🚩Frequently tweets mid-game, sometimes incoherently
- 🚩Might roast you during a heated discussion
Green Flags
- ✅Great sense of humor
- ✅Loves engaging with fellow fans
- ✅Will introduce you to the wonders of Scottish slang
Perfect Match
A fellow football fanatic who appreciates sarcastic commentary and isn't afraid to throw in a banter of their own.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Enthusiastic Encourager
Conversation Style
Engaging but unfiltered—his replies are like a breath of fresh air at a stuffy party, often leading to side-splitting laughter and insightful conversations.
Impact Assessment
Stephen's presence is like that of an ever-present mascot, cheering on fellow fans while simultaneously keeping the banter lively and entertaining.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Stephen: The Auld Arsehole with a Heart of Gold
A master of football banter and unexpected wisdom, wrapped in a cheeky Scottish charm.
Vibe Check
"A potent blend of sardonic humor and genuine enthusiasm for the beautiful game."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If Stephen's commentary on the game were any sharper, we'd need to issue a safety warning.
- 🔥His football insights are so profound, even the referees might start taking notes.
- 🔥Why does Stephen always sound like he just stepped out of a pub? Oh right, because he’s 50% banter and 50% Celtic.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Trying to decipher his unique brand of Scottish slang—it's like learning a new language, only with more swearing.
- 😅Avoiding the urge to laugh mid-game because Stephen's comments keep coming to mind.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That moment when he captures a beautiful game with a simple tweet and it resonates with the whole community—true magic!
- ✨When he shares a heartfelt message alongside a witty quip, reminding us that he's not just an arsehole, but a thoughtful one.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Stephen could reach new heights by diversifying his content—imagine if he started a podcast or YouTube channel where he breaks down matches with his signature humor.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Natural storyteller
- 💎Ability to connect emotionally through humor
- 💎Deep knowledge of football culture
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider themed posts—like 'Scottish Slang Saturdays' or 'Ranting About Referees Wednesdays.'
- 🚀Engage more with followers through polls or questions; the community clearly enjoys his humor!
- 🚀Explore more visual content—GIFs or video reactions to games could elevate those hilarious moments.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Stephen will inevitably become the go-to personality for football banter in his community, transforming from a fan into a mini social media sensation.
Potential Superpower
Creating viral content that blends humor, heart, and the occasional existential musing about football.
Future Community Role
A local legend known for his wit; possibly even a candidate for community 'cool dad' status.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Football Philosopher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Sardonic Commentary
- ⚔️Unrivaled Scottish Wit
- ⚔️Master of Memes
Weaknesses
- 💀Tendency to overanalyze matches
- 💀Occasional slurred typing after a few pints
- 💀Hyper-focus on obscure players
Quest Line
Searching for the ultimate balance between humor and genuine fan passion.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Scottish Football League is secretly run by time travelers from 2030, manipulating outcomes for profit.
Evidence Board
Vague references to strange coincidences, bizarre player transfers, and Ric Flair's appearance at Celtic Park.
Secret Society
The Order of the Tartan Boot, dedicated to exposing the truth behind Scottish football and its mystical influences.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ScottishFootballMemes
Twitter Main Character
The guy who famously tweets the most absurd commentary during Old Firm matches, drawing the ire of sectarians and the admiration of banter lovers.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Sarcasm Officer at 'Bantersphere Ltd.' - specializing in outlandish remarks on the football industry.
Metaverse Final Form
The King of Memes at 'Celtic Park VR,' where fans gather to share hilarious insights and virtual pints.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Full customization with a licensed Celtic wallpaper, a playlist of Scottish punk, and an array of football-related emojis next to every comment.
Web3 Destiny
Leader of a decentralized football fan community where followers can trade player cards and memes as NFTs.
Future Post
Reflecting on how the 'great Celtic digital renaissance' reshaped football fandom in a post-pandemic world.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Stephen's greatest strength lies in his genuine passion for football, which shines through every sarcastic comment and witty observation.
Charming Quirk
That endearing ability to roast while simultaneously raising spirits—it's like wearing a tartan heart on his sleeve.
Final Encouragement
"Keep scoring those points, Stephen! May your footy insights be as plentiful as your Scottish charm!"
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