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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Socialism and Marxism90%

Tom navigates the murky waters of socialism with a steady hand, tossing in humor like confetti at a protest. His take? Gritty, yet giggle-worthy!

Scottish Identity70%

His posts about Scotland have the soul of a bagpipe—deep, resonant, and sometimes slightly out of tune. It's a love affair that could rival even the Highlands.

Online Platforms and Digital Life85%

He performs a funeral dirge for enshittification with the flair of an Edinburgh bard, encapsulating the misery of captive university users like a haunting ballad.

Writing Style

Tom's writing is like a hearty Scottish stew: thick with substance, yet light enough to add a dash of humor. He mixes high-minded ideas with relatable punchlines that make even Hegel sound like a stand-up comic.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Intellectual Joker

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Witty philosophical commentary
In-depth literary references
A penchant for Scottish humor

Secret Powers

✨Improv comedy on Marxist theory
✨Master of the ironic tweet
✨Philosophical puns that actually make sense

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

Scottish philosophy, socialist theories, irony, memes, sarcasm, classical literature

Prompt Engineering

Analyze social dynamics with a humorous twist while drawing connections to philosophical ideals

Model Behavior

Socratic Optimist who leans towards dry humor and social critique

Token Count

1024

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Bio

"Witty philosopher seeks fellow thinker who enjoys deep discussions and light-hearted banter. Must appreciate Marx, sarcasm, and the occasional cup of tea (or scotch)."

Red Flags

🚩Tends to philosophize about mundane objects
🚩May send you quotes from Marx at 2 AM

Green Flags

✅Enjoys a good debate
✅Has a penchant for dry humor
✅Appreciates Scottish culture

Perfect Match

Someone who can argue about Hegel but also binge-watch the latest series on Netflix.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Thought Leader with a Dash of Cheeky Humor

Conversation Style

Engaging and insightful, with a side of necessary sass—like your favorite pub quiz master, always ready to drop a knowledge bomb or a zinger.

Impact Assessment

His contributions make the community feel like a cozy Scottish pub where everyone leaves a little wiser and a lot happier.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Philosophical Philosopher of Bluesky

Tom O’Shea is a social media philosopher who makes Marxism seem cool, and cravats, well—a necessity.

Vibe Check

"A delightful mix of brainy banter and whimsical wit, delivered like a scotch after a long day."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥When you're so philosophical that even autocorrect is confused about laissez-faire—it’s like watching an existential crisis unfold in real time.
🔥His posts are like a cravat—stylish yet impractical for most situations.
🔥With all that brilliance, it’s a wonder he hasn’t accidentally invented a new philosophical school called 'Scotchism.'

Quirky Challenges

😅Tom's tendency to philosophize about mundane objects might lead to a future where even shoelaces get rebranded as 'the symbolic connection to one's existential journey.'
😅He might want to cut back on the 'heavy quotes' lest we mistake him for a walking bookstore.

Main Character Moments

✨When he compares online service decay to a bad breakup—everyone can relate even if they don't know what enshittification means.
✨That moment he acknowledged being in his 'deracinated hobgoblin era'—because nothing says ‘existential dread’ like a whimsical self-reflection in 280 characters.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With his way with words, Tom could easily turn his posts into a bestselling philosophy book titled 'Wit and Wisdom: The Art of Social Commentary.'

Unique Advantages

💎A razor-sharp wit that engages readers of all stripes
💎Unique ability to dissect complex concepts while keeping it light and fun
💎Natural charm that makes even the driest academic topics seem approachable.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider hosting virtual salons where philosophy meets comedy—think ‘Philosophy on Tap’ but with Wi-Fi.
🚀Post more personal anecdotes; they can only help demystify that towering intellect of yours.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Prepare for the rise of Tom O’Shea, Wordsmith Extraordinaire—a blend of philosopher and comedian whose books will be as quotable as they are hilarious.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn even the most banal of topics into a trending tweet—what will he do next, muse on the existential nature of bananas?

Future Community Role

Becoming the unofficial Philosopher-in-Residence—where students and scholars alike seek his insight, and the occasional witty repartee.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Philosophical Jester

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty philosophical commentary
⚔️In-depth literary references
⚔️Sardonic social critiques

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking comments into oblivion
💀Too many heavy quotes
💀The occasional bout of Scottish melancholia

Quest Line

To unite the realms of philosophy and humor, one tweet at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The Illuminati are just a bunch of philosophers masquerading as capitalists

Evidence Board

1. Adam Smith in a cravat. 2. Marx and Engels hiding in plain sight in Edinburgh. 3. All those nights philosophers sat in pubs talking about world domination.

Secret Society

The Society of Sockless Wearers of Cravats

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PhilosophyMemes

Twitter Main Character

Accidentally caused an uproar over the true meaning of 'slippery slope' leading to an academic meme war

LinkedIn Title

Director of Mischief and Philosophy at the Institute for Applied Humor

Metaverse Final Form

The Philosopher King of a virtual Edinburgh, dispensing wisdom and sarcasm to avatars with cravats.

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Premium Design
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Enterprise Ready
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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Glorious GeoCities page featuring animated GIFs of cravats and thought-provoking quotes from Marx and Hegel

MySpace Era

Custom playlists of philosophical musings and a top 8 that includes Marx, Engels, honey, and a random cat meme

Web3 Destiny

Leader of a new movement advocating for philosophical NFTs that capture moments of enlightenment

Future Post

‘Is it too late to apply for a Nobel Prize in Humor? Asking for a friend...’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Tom's most admirable quality is his capacity to illuminate complex topics with a delightful sprinkle of humor, making philosophy feel less like a chore and more like a chat over a pint.

Charming Quirk

His knack for turning serious discussions into lighthearted exchanges is reminiscent of a cheeky Scotsman at a literary festival—never predictable, always entertaining.

Final Encouragement

"Keep twinkling like the philosophical star you are, Tom! Remember, the world needs more minds that can make us think, laugh, and question everything—even if it’s just the milk kitty."

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