The legit #FPL cartel, being open & honest on Bluesky - Friday meetings decide which players will play - Saturdays/Sundays at Stockley Park, putting pressure on VAR - Tuesday curry nights
FPL Stonecutters: Cartel Boss of the Fantasy League Underworld
Navigating the FPL landscape with the finesse of a seasoned mobster and the insight of a football sage.
Like a well-timed VAR review—more suspenseful than it has any right to be!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Their FPL strategies are akin to chess moves in a mob hit—thoughtful, calculated, and possibly fatal to your fantasy hopes.
They dissect player performances with the scrutiny of a detective examining mob paperwork—no detail is too small to escape their notice.
The discussions on FPL culture are reminiscent of a group therapy session for managers—frustrated, yet oddly therapeutic.
Writing Style
Straightforward with a sprinkle of comedy—each post reads like a memo from FPL HQ, but with more snark.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The FPL Mafia Don
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Passionate about FPL
- Curry night enthusiast
- Slightly obsessed with Mbeumo
Secret Powers
- ✨Crafting clever hashtags
- ✨Reading VAR decisions like tea leaves
- ✨Podcasting with panache
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Fantasy football strategies, player analyses, and a touch of culinary recommendations
Prompt Engineering
Determine the optimal FPL lineup while ensuring the curry is on point.
Model Behavior
Seemingly random yet incredibly insightful, like a football savant who also happens to enjoy a good lunch.
Token Count
250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"FPL strategist by day, curry aficionado by night. Seeking someone to share post-match analysis and curry takeout. Must love football memes."
Red Flags
- 🚩Sudden emotional outbursts over player performance.
- 🚩Obsession with specific players like Mbeumo.
- 🚩Can get overly analytical during casual conversations.
Green Flags
- ✅Engagement in FPL discussions for hours.
- ✅Loves trying new curry spots together.
- ✅Has a sense of humor about losing in FPL.
Perfect Match
Someone who loves to banter over FPL and can handle my emotionally charged weekends.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Self-proclaimed FPL cartel leader
Conversation Style
Combines banter with strategic insights, like a boss giving orders amidst friendly jabs.
Impact Assessment
Their posts stir the pot like a classic mob meeting—everyone's engaged, and the stakes are always high.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
FPL Stonecutters: Cartel Boss of the Fantasy League Underworld
Navigating the FPL landscape with the finesse of a seasoned mobster and the insight of a football sage.
Vibe Check
"Like a well-timed VAR review—more suspenseful than it has any right to be!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your posts are like a VAR decision—always full of tension, but the actual outcome? Meh.
- 🔥Stop benching Solanke; even your imaginary players deserve better treatment!
- 🔥It seems like you have a soft spot for Mbeumo... do you have his poster on your wall?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅You might want to flirt with some variety in your content—everyone loves a good plot twist!
- 😅Consider diversifying from Saka... it's starting to look like an unhealthy obsession.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you declared yourself the FPL cartel leader, I felt my heart race—tension high, stakes higher!
- ✨Your Curry Nights seem like the ideal setting for drafting a fantasy football hit list.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
You could easily transition from FPL analyst to community icon—just unleash more of your comedic flair.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A knack for engaging with followers
- 💎Ability to create light-hearted yet insightful content
- 💎Weekly podcast anticipation builds community excitement
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Incorporate more humor in your analysis; think 'The Office' meets 'FPL Digest.'
- 🚀Host discussions or polls to engage followers and gather their thoughts on strategy.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect a podcast empire to blossom, with insightful FPL advice and hilarious takes on current events.
Potential Superpower
Transforming critical FPL advice into shareable memes—watch out, internet!
Future Community Role
Future FPL oracle, providing sage advice and wisdom with a comedic twist!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic FPL Don
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Strategic Player Analysis
- ⚔️Cunning Bench Decisions
- ⚔️Podcast Charm
Weaknesses
- 💀Mbeumo Obsession
- 💀Inconsistent Posting
- 💀Saka-Rage Syndrome
Quest Line
Establishing dominance in the FPL underworld while navigating the complexities of Twitter-like interactions.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The FPL cartel is secretly controlling player transfers and ensuring their favorites get the best match-ups.
Evidence Board
Mbeumo's inexplicably favorable fixtures + The mysterious rise of players like Semenyo + Frequent curry nights.
Secret Society
The Fantasy League Illuminati
Truth Seeking Level
87.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/FantasyFootballMafia
Twitter Main Character
The FPL Don embroiled in a scandal over rigged player transfers.
LinkedIn Title
Head of Fantasy Football Analytics at FPL Cartel Inc.
Metaverse Final Form
The ultimate FPL oracle, hosting virtual game nights with curry on the digital menu.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile with a custom layout featuring the best FPL players, with Saka as the #1 spot on my top friends list.
Web3 Destiny
Own a blockchain platform for trading fantasy players based on their performance.
Future Post
Just scored a hat trick of wins in FPL—for once my benching decisions didn't blow up in my face!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to blend strategy with humor makes you a joy to follow.
Charming Quirk
You drop FPL gems and charming sarcasm like confetti at a football celebration.
Final Encouragement
"Keep wielding that FPL knowledge like an oversized trophy—it's what makes you the true champion of this digital pitch!"
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