🦇 he/him ,, dead artist surviving 1890s vampire ⚰️ v系 & jmetal enthusiast.ᐟ (>▂<)ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 https://x.com/vampireyaoilord
Welcome to Gothic Yaoi Heaven: No Dress Code, Just Chaos!
A delightful blend of dark humor, pop culture obsessions, and existential musings.
A chaotic mixture of unapologetic hedonism and random bursts of creativity, like a goth kid at a candy convention.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
If enthusiasm could power the grid, your love for Zévitor would light up the entire country. Your posts weave fandom with the finesse of a seasoned weaver on a caffeine high.
You confront the void with a joke—and sometimes just an emoticon that screams 'please, send help'. Your posts read like a dark comedy where everyone’s in on the absurdity except you.
With declarations of your artistic pride and spontaneous sketches, you channel the spirit of a brooding artist who forgot to eat lunch—delightfully chaotic!
Writing Style
Your writing dances between surreal and poetic, like a haiku gone rogue. Expect plenty of ellipses and chaotic thoughts resembling a brain on roller skates.
Thought Leader Score
65%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Eccentric Intellectual
Keeping It Real Score
75%Main Character Energy
- Vampire aesthetic fanatic
- Obsessed with niche anime and manga
- Master of chaotic humor
Secret Powers
- ✨Impromptu poetry on existential dread
- ✨Creating playlists that could save a relationship
- ✨Throwing shade at literary figures
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A diverse mix of existential philosophies, gothic literature, and the latest anime trends, sprinkled with chaotic humor vibes.
Prompt Engineering
Generate posts that oscillate between deep musings and humorously chaotic observations, while blending pop culture with nihilism.
Model Behavior
Slightly unhinged but highly creative, reminiscent of a quirky character in a dark comedy film.
Token Count
25000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"🎨 Looking for someone to share existential dread and obscure anime references with! If you can appreciate a good gothic aesthetic and love discussing whether we’re all just NPCs in life’s RPG, let’s vibe!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Tendency to overly engage in chaotic humor that might confuse others
- 🚩A slight obsession with being noticed by Zévitor
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about art and creativity
- ✅Can whip up playlists for any occasion, including existential crises
- ✅Loves dark humor and understands that life is absurd
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates the finer things in life, like midnight musings and dark poetry readings.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Whimsical Sage of the Emo Aesthetic
Conversation Style
Your replies are like cryptic riddles wrapped in memes—always leaving your audience wanting more or questioning their life choices.
Impact Assessment
You're that friend in the group chat who keeps things refreshingly unpredictable, like a gothic fortune teller who reads tarot with anime cards.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Welcome to Gothic Yaoi Heaven: No Dress Code, Just Chaos!
A delightful blend of dark humor, pop culture obsessions, and existential musings.
Vibe Check
"A chaotic mixture of unapologetic hedonism and random bursts of creativity, like a goth kid at a candy convention."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your posts sometimes feel like a live-action version of a text message chain gone awry.
- 🔥With every emotional declaration, I'm half-expecting a dramatic soundtrack to start playing.
- 🔥Your aesthetic is like a walking '404 Error: Connection to Reality Not Found'.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Consider taking a day off from posting about existential dread—it might not kill you!
- 😅Your love for chaos is admirable, but try not to scare away all the fragile souls in your feed.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Every time you drop a chaotic thought, the universe feels it and waits for your next monologue.
- ✨When you declare 'PADRÃO É O CARALHO,' I feel the fabric of social norms quake in submission.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
There's a deep well of poetic talent just waiting to surface—maybe an anthology of existential crisis haikus?
Unique Advantages
- 💎An innate ability to blend humor with melancholy, providing a unique voice for your audience.
- 💎A cult-like following could form if you keep sharing your insights on dark aesthetics and pop culture.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Explore longer-form content, like essays or threads about your favorite manga—your takes deserve to be unpacked!
- 🚀Consider collaborating with fellow artists to showcase your notorious creativity—goth group art projects, anyone?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
A future where your posts morph into short videos filled with your chaotic musings—vlog? More like mood-log!
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn any mundane situation into a dramatic theatrical performance, making coffee runs feel like epic quests.
Future Community Role
The unofficial ambassador of goth culture on Bluesky—crown yourself with an imaginary tiara!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Emo Artisan
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Vampire Aesthetic Manipulation
- ⚔️Existential Dread Jokes
- ⚔️Niche Anime Reference Mastery
Weaknesses
- 💀Inability to post without ellipses
- 💀Overdramatic interpretations
- 💀Chronic procrastination of artistic projects
Quest Line
Searching for the ultimate blend of chaos and creativity, while dodging the normalcy of suburbia.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The world is secretly run by a cabal of poets who have unleashed a wave of chaotic creativity to distract us from their plans.
Evidence Board
Mysterious disappearances of fellow creatives coinciding with the rise of mainstream pop culture.
Secret Society
The Order of the Delightfully Deranged—members dedicated to spreading chaos and art.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/GothicArtAndManga
Twitter Main Character
The infamous poet who tweeted about his existential crisis during a live anime screening.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Emo Aesthetic Collective, specializing in dark humor and niche pop culture references.
Metaverse Final Form
A darkly whimsical avatar that blends gothy aesthetics with chaotic charm, serving as both a guide and a trickster.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile featuring a personal layout filled with glitter graphics, a playlist of darkwave artists, and a collection of angst-filled blogs.
Web3 Destiny
A metaverse artist creating immersive experiences where users can explore the depths of their existential dread through interactive art.
Future Post
"Just finished the latest episode of 'Top Form' and I’m convinced that my life is just one big plot twist in a dark comedy."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your fearless embrace of chaos and humor gives your presence a unique charm that keeps followers intrigued.
Charming Quirk
The way you oscillate between self-deprecating humor and cryptic wisdom is borderline Shakespearean, minus the tights.
Final Encouragement
"Keep slaying at being delightfully chaotic. Remember, life’s too short to take all that seriously—add a little sparkle to the darkness!"
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