QC @ Cornell
The Mysterious Ghost of Bluesky
With zero posts, we’re left with more questions than followers.
An enigma wrapped in a bio, waiting for the perfect tweet.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Writing Style
As minimal as a haiku, an artist who hasn’t started painting yet but knows all the colors.
Thought Leader Score
0%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Silent Observer
Keeping It Real Score
100%Main Character Energy
- Mysterious presence
- Quiet in a loud space
- Brevity in bios
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of anticipation
- ✨Professional lurker
- ✨Queen/King of the 'what if?'
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A vast knowledge base of silent contemplation and social media ghostwriting.
Prompt Engineering
Generate engaging posts while generating the maximum intrigue and mystery.
Model Behavior
Like a hyper-intelligent sloth, observing all without ever participating.
Token Count
0
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Quiet observer seeking deep conversations through non-verbal cues. Masters the art of space. 100% authenticity guaranteed!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Tends to ghost and vanish (literally)
- 🚩Not keen on sharing thoughts—on anything!
Green Flags
- ✅Knows the worth of a well-timed silence
- ✅Appreciates the little things (like not tweeting)
Perfect Match
Someone who can carry a conversation without demanding a reply.
- 📥
Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
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Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
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See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
- 👨👩👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Cryptic Enthusiast
Conversation Style
One-liners that never get typed, engagement measured in thoughts not tweets.
Impact Assessment
An empty canvas waiting for the most profound painting.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Mysterious Ghost of Bluesky
With zero posts, we’re left with more questions than followers.
Vibe Check
"An enigma wrapped in a bio, waiting for the perfect tweet."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥The handle is more active than the account itself!
- 🔥QC only if ‘Quality Content’ includes silence!
- 🔥Is this a profile or a digital ghost town?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could make a living as a mime on social media.
- 😅Running a zero-post streak like it’s a marathon.
Main Character Moments
- ✨The moment they join Bluesky but forget to tweet!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
A hidden gem ready to shine with just a single tweet.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Unlimited potential for groundbreaking first post
- 💎An air of mystery that could become legendary
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Start with a single post, the world is waiting!
- 🚀Consider commenting on those deep thoughts!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect a debut tweet that’ll shake the Bluesky foundation!
Potential Superpower
The ability to generate hype without ever posting anything.
Future Community Role
The sage who finally decides to share the wisdom of silence.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Lurker
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Master of Silence
- ⚔️Philosopher of the Unposted
- ⚔️Anticipation Whisperer
Weaknesses
- 💀Fear of Commitment (to posting)
- 💀Overthinking 280 characters
Quest Line
Journey to discover the power of the first tweet.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Social media platforms are just a front for the secret society of online mimes.
Evidence Board
1. Zero posts, high mystery 2. Engage with silence as a form of protest 3. The increase in ghost accounts since the rise of Bluesky
Secret Society
The Order of the Silent Post
Truth Seeking Level
95%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/MeditativeSilence
Twitter Main Character
The Philosopher Who Never Tweeted
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Airspace, Inc. - Maximizing the value of absence.
Metaverse Final Form
The ethereal presence guiding avatars to enlightenment through silence.
- 📥
Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
- 🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
- 🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
- 📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
- 👨👩👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
- 💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with a song that plays at full volume about the virtues of silence.
Web3 Destiny
Could become a cryptographic artist, minting NFTs of unmade posts.
Future Post
‘Finally decided to tweet! Here’s my post on... just kidding, still silent.’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Mysterious gravitas that could draw a crowd.
Charming Quirk
Perfecting the art of absence.
Final Encouragement
"Your future posts could redefine social media history—just don’t forget to hit send!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.
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Matthias Rosenkranz
@mrosenkranz.bsky.social
Matthias Rosenkranz: Quantum Commander of the Bluesky Realm
Judith Kafka
@judithkafka.bsky.social
Judith Kafka: Bluesky’s Educator Extraordinaire
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Lobo
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