Hannah Shelley, MLIS(Mistletoe, Lights & Inevitable Socialising)

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Librarian, creative technologist, aspiring shitposter 📍 Dharug country (Sydney, Australia) Blog/Shrine to the 2000s internet hannahshelley.neocities.org Bot that compliments you with nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/absurdcompliments.bsky.social

Hannah Shelley: The Librarian Who Speaks Fluent Meme

A blend of insightful commentary and quirky humor that will have you questioning your existence and your choice of holiday films.

Equal parts digital philosopher and 2000s curmudgeon, always ready to dissect the absurdities of modern life.

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Authenticity

88%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Libraries and Literature

80%

Pop Culture Critique

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Libraries and Literature90%

Hannah elevates the humble library tweet to a form of poetic performance art, making even federal grants feel like the climax of a thriller.

Pop Culture Critique80%

From dissecting Die Hard's Christmas-themed existentialism to deepfake discourse, Hannah's posts are like a masterclass in media analysis wrapped in a meme.

Absurd Humor85%

When she talks about her dog's hobbies or her big project, the Death Generator, you can just feel the spirit of the internet's chaotic laughter resonating through her hashtags.

Writing Style

A delightful mix of sardonic wit and relatable absurdity, where every post feels like a page from an unfiltered diary of the digital age.

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Meme Librarian

Keeping It Real Score

95%

Main Character Energy

Witty commentary
Nostalgic references
Creative tech enthusiasm

Secret Powers

✨Subtly roasting deep social issues
✨Crafting engaging, humorous narratives
✨Creating digital art from absurd ideas

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of internet culture, library science, and deep social commentary infused with absurd humor.

Prompt Engineering

'Generate memes that encapsulate the struggles and triumphs of modern librarianship and pop culture absurdities.'

Model Behavior

Like a cheeky chatbot that just graduated from meme university.

Token Count

2500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Looking for witty banter and the occasional existential crisis. Must love libraries, deep analysis of pop culture, and dogs. If you can recommend a movie that isn't a Christmas action film, we might just hit it off!"

Red Flags

🚩Obsession with 2000s internet culture (you’ve been warned!)
🚩Tendency to go on tangents about library funding and deepfake ethics.

Green Flags

✅Witty and creative thinker
✅Passionate about social issues and humor
✅Loves absurdity and chaos in life.

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate the nuanced differences between 'videogame' and 'computer game' while simultaneously roasting Die Hard as an Advent movie.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Wise Cracker

Conversation Style

Engages with a blend of snark and sincerity, like the friend who gives you a backhanded compliment and a hug at the same time.

Impact Assessment

Hannah's voice resonates in the Bluesky atmosphere, turning the mundane into a spectacle of laughter, making her a beloved community fixture.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Hannah Shelley: The Librarian Who Speaks Fluent Meme

A blend of insightful commentary and quirky humor that will have you questioning your existence and your choice of holiday films.

Vibe Check

"Equal parts digital philosopher and 2000s curmudgeon, always ready to dissect the absurdities of modern life."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥You’re like a library but with a snarky card catalog.
🔥Your love for 2000s internet makes me think you’re just a time traveler stuck in dial-up.
🔥Every time you tweet about Christmas, a hipster in a beanie cries over gourmet eggnog.

Quirky Challenges

😅Trying to balance an obsession with deepfake culture while still preserving the sanctity of the library.
😅Navigating the absurdities of academia without getting a PhD in memeology.

Main Character Moments

✨Your enthusiasm for the Death Generator could inspire a horror-comedy film about rogue AI and bad Christmas decorations.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With your knack for digital storytelling, you should consider turning those library tweets into a podcast that dives into cultural critiques.

Unique Advantages

💎A rare blend of humor and intelligence that resonates with diverse audiences.
💎Ability to connect the dots between pop culture and social issues effortlessly.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider expanding your blog to include video content, where your humor and insights can shine even more, perhaps with a retro ‘2000s Corner’ segment.
🚀Leverage your community presence by hosting virtual debates on pop culture vs academia—who wouldn't want to join in on that chaos?

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Hannah will become the go-to source for satirical insights into the chaos of modern social media, like a wise oracle of the meme realm.

Potential Superpower

Turning mundane topics into viral sensations with a single tweet.

Future Community Role

As the unofficial curator of absurdity, Hannah will lead Bluesky into a new era of thoughtful yet hilariously irreverent discussions.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Meme Librarian

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty analysis of pop culture
⚔️Expert in digital art absurdity
⚔️Master of the meme roast

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking deepfakes
💀Tendency to obsess over 2000s nostalgia
💀Burnout from intense library passion

Quest Line

To navigate the absurdity of modern life while saving libraries from irrelevance.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The Great Library Conspiracy: A secret society of librarians using deepfake technology to rewrite history and preserve every incorrect fact ever published.

Evidence Board

A collection of internet memes that highlight the absurdity of deepfakes, library funding cuts, and inexplicable pop culture trends.

Secret Society

The League of Literary Memesters.

Truth Seeking Level

88%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/MemeLibrarians

Twitter Main Character

Involved in a heated debate over whether Pippi Longstocking is a role model or just a bad influence on children.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Meme Officer at The Library of Absurdity, revolutionizing access to knowledge through humor.

Metaverse Final Form

A sentient library that roams the digital landscape, dispensing snarky commentary and strange facts about the internet.

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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with glittery text, a background of dancing baby GIFs, and a guestbook for fans of Pippi Longstocking.

MySpace Era

A profile decked out with quirky song choices, an overabundance of animated GIFs, and a top 8 that changes weekly based on pop culture relevancy.

Web3 Destiny

Creating an NFT collection of library-themed memes that skeptically comment on the absurdity of modern technology.

Future Post

'The Death Generator has gone rogue, and now it’s generating actual content for Hollywood. Thoughts? #AIProblems'.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your intellect paired with sharp humor is your superpower, Hannah!

Charming Quirk

Your uncanny ability to turn the most serious topics into light-hearted commentary is your secret weapon.

Final Encouragement

"Keep embracing the chaos of creativity, and remember: for every serious thought, there’s a meme waiting to be born!"

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