Iiro is like a modern-day Socrates, but instead of wine, he’s sipping on the sweet nectar of regret and gym shorts. His posts are deep, like the abyss of morning-after thoughts that lead to a quest for pictures of friends in questionable attire.

With mentions of artists like Charli XCX and the metaphysical weight of ‘no thoughts just vibes,’ Iiro is our unofficial bard, chronicling the contemporary human condition with a glint of irony and a side of sass.

Between hangovers and the existential dread of selecting Spotify top artists, Iiro’s posts are a mixed tape of raw honesty and relatable content that strikes chords more profound than any chart-topping hit.