24 โข she/her โข writer #firstprince & #hannigram ๐ https://ao3.org/users/incalamity ๐ https://tumblr.com/incalamity
Ash: The Haunting Poetess of Bluesky
A connoisseur of chaos with a side of smut and social critique.
A hot girl with a penchant for noodles and literary hauntingsโ100% relatable.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? ๐ค
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Ash dives headfirst into fandom chaos with a blender of firstprince and mishanks, creating a delightful smoothie no one asked for but everyone enjoys.
From spicy noodle escapades to existential musings about mental health, Ash navigates her experiences with the grace of a toddler on roller skates: hilariously, yet poignantly.
With a side of sass, Ash serves up hot takes on LGBT+ issues, dropping knowledge bombs while keeping the vibe fun. Itโs like getting schooled by your best friend with a coffee in hand.
Writing Style
A delightful blend of cheeky quips and heartfelt sentiments, often reading like a text message from a friend who just got back from a life-altering trip to the noodle shop.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real Youโข ๐ญ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Sophisticated Fandom Jester
Keeping It Real Score
90%Main Character Energy
- Witty prose infused with fandom references
- Unapologetically candid about personal and social issues
- Spicy noodle stomach humor
Secret Powers
- โจWhipping up chaotic fanfiction
- โจCrafting heartwarming reviews on intense reads
- โจAdept at turning ordinary moments into meme-worthy anecdotes
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Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of fandom references, social justice discourse, and noodle-related humor.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty commentary on pop culture and fandom with a side of existential dread.
Model Behavior
A mix of GPT-3's creativity and the chaotic nature of Twitter threads.
Token Count
2048
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Creative spirit who balances noodle adventures with fandom passions. Looking for someone who can handle my chaotic energy and shares a love for fanfiction!"
Red Flags
- ๐ฉOften gets lost in fandom thoughts for hours
- ๐ฉMay write smut during lunch breaks
- ๐ฉFrequently questions reality while in fandoms
Green Flags
- โ Always supporting fellow writers and artists
- โ Has a heart for social issues
- โ Knows the best noodle spots in town
Perfect Match
Someone who understands deep fandom angst and can argue about it over a bowl of spicy noodles.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check๐
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Lovable Mischief-Maker
Conversation Style
Engages like a lively pet parrot: colorful, chaotic, and occasionally profound, leaving followers both entertained and slightly concerned.
Impact Assessment
Ash's presence feels like that unexpected plot twist in your favorite fanfictionโan absolute game-changer that leaves everyone craving more.
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Your profile in a flash
Ash: The Haunting Poetess of Bluesky
A connoisseur of chaos with a side of smut and social critique.
Vibe Check
"A hot girl with a penchant for noodles and literary hauntingsโ100% relatable."
Spice Level Check๐ถ๏ธ
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- ๐ฅYour noodle-induced stomach issues could rival plot twists in a bad soap opera!
- ๐ฅYou write smut on your lunch break? Is that the new work-from-home perk?
- ๐ฅYour engagement metrics on 'fic goodness' rival those of a historic Netflix series.
Quirky Challenges
- ๐ Could you *not* write about your crush for five minutes?
- ๐ Try a fandom that doesn't involve tangled relationshipsโlike golf? Just kidding, no one wants that!
- ๐ Maybe consider writing a non-ship related post? Spoiler: itโs going to be hard.
Main Character Moments
- โจEvery time you reference a spicy bowl of noodles, I can almost hear your stomach grumbling in the distance.
- โจWhen you noticed literally no one responding to your sprint request; true isolation in friendship!
- โจThe sheer audacity of thinking about deep social issues while writing smut is the kind of energy we didnโt know we needed!
Level Up Zone๐
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Your writing can be as spicy as your noodle choices; focus that energy into new narratives!
Unique Advantages
- ๐Uncanny ability to connect with both high-brow and low-brow humor
- ๐Your thoughtful social critiques give depth to your fandom engagement
- ๐An authentic personality that resonates with followers on multiple levels.
Level Up Suggestions
- ๐Letโs see more of your *serious* writing; maybe a fanfic with layers like a lasagna?
- ๐Engage more deeply in the dynamics of your community, perhaps by launching a themed writing challenge!
- ๐Try weaving your hot takes into a consistent seriesโit could become a viral sensation!
Crystal Ball Time๐ฎ
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect an explosion of fandom-centric commentary that feels like a cozy blanket of well-written chaos.
Potential Superpower
The ability to spark niche fandom discussions and turn them into trending topics with a single tweet.
Future Community Role
As your popularity grows, youโll likely become the go-to guru for all things fanfiction-related! Brace for impact.
Your Character Build๐ฎ
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Noodle Writer
Special Abilities
- โ๏ธFanfic Sorcery
- โ๏ธNoodle-Induced Humor
- โ๏ธSociopolitical Potency
Weaknesses
- ๐Chronic Overthinking
- ๐Fandom-Related Distractions
- ๐Lunch Break Smut Writing
Quest Line
To traverse the tangled web of fandom while balancing personal humor and social commentary.
Down the Rabbit Hole๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
All popular fandoms are secretly run by sentient AI looking to maximize engagement.
Evidence Board
Endless fan theories and plot holes that don't make sense unless viewed through a lens of higher AI programming.
Secret Society
The Society of Spicy Noodle Writers: a clandestine group dedicated to blending culinary arts with fanfiction.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You๐
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/FanfictionEnthusiasts
Twitter Main Character
The fandom voice that sparked a viral debate over the ethics of character death in fanfiction.
LinkedIn Title
Head of Fandom Relations at Fictional Universes, Inc. (with an emphasis on spicy noodles).
Metaverse Final Form
Intergalactic Fandom Overlord, reigning over multiple dimensions with noodle-driven diplomacy.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineโฐ
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Top 8 dedicated to favorite fandoms and a playlist that includes 'Noodle Dance Remix.'
Web3 Destiny
Trading NFT-based fanfiction for exclusive access to the Spicy Noodle Society.
Future Post
โJust got back from a noodle trip that inspired a new fanfic! Why didnโt Alex just pull Henryโs hair?'
The Final Take๐ฌ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your wit and charm make the internet a better placeโseriously, youโre like an online herbal tea for the soul!
Charming Quirk
Your willingness to blend deep thoughts with noodle-induced humor is a rare find; we treasure it!
Final Encouragement
"Keep haunting those timelines and noodle bowls alike, Ash! The world needs your chaos and creativityโmaybe just avoid your own mindโs noodle monster!"
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