luoghi che si aprono e si chiudono, sogni di tortora inzuppati nel latte
Metafore e Melanconie: Il Poeta di Bluesky
Un'anima che danza tra parole poetiche e immagini surreali, ma potrebbe usare un GPS.
Un mix di Borges e un taccuino di viaggio dimenticato, con una spruzzata di confusione.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Parla di strade e piazze come se fossero i suoi migliori amici. Sembra quasi un agente turistico che ha visto troppi film d'autore.
Affronta il passato con una delicatezza da far invidia a un soufflé. Un vero maestro nel trasformare il dolore in arte.
Esplora i sentimenti con una profondità che potrebbe far piangere anche le pietre. Un romanziero senza un lettore.
Writing Style
Le sue parole fluiscono come un fiume di latte e miele, ma a volte si perde in ruscelli di confusione, come un pesce fuori dall'acqua.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Melancholic Dreamer
Keeping It Real Score
90%Main Character Energy
- Immaginazione vivida
- Romanticismo nostalgico
- Capacità di descrivere l'ordinarietà in modo straordinario
Secret Powers
- ✨Scrivere poesie in metropolitana
- ✨Creare metafore che risvegliano i sogni
- ✨Individuare luoghi poco conosciuti per ispirazione poetica
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A library of classic poetry, surrealist imagery, and a touch of existential dread.
Prompt Engineering
Generate poetic musings combining the ordinary with the extraordinary, sprinkled with whimsical imagery.
Model Behavior
Like a sensitive AI who reads too much Keats and thinks it can write better than Shakespeare.
Token Count
5000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Incapable of navigating the mundane but can turn a casual stroll into an epic journey. Looking for someone who appreciates metaphorical detours and knows how to find a pun in a puddle."
Red Flags
- 🚩Likes to elaborate on insignificant details for hours.
- 🚩Can become emotionally attached to inanimate objects.
- 🚩Believes all food contains hidden messages.
Green Flags
- ✅Creative thinker who can name a flower in at least ten languages.
- ✅Has an extensive collection of strange and lovely postcards.
- ✅Knows how to make any silence seem poetic.
Perfect Match
Someone who carries a journal everywhere and occasionally speaks in rhymes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Il Poeta Errante
Conversation Style
Interviene nei dibattiti con citazioni poetiche, lasciando gli altri a grattarsi la testa.
Impact Assessment
Contribuisce a un'atmosfera di sogno e introspezione, come un caldo abbraccio in una giornata fredda.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Metafore e Melanconie: Il Poeta di Bluesky
Un'anima che danza tra parole poetiche e immagini surreali, ma potrebbe usare un GPS.
Vibe Check
"Un mix di Borges e un taccuino di viaggio dimenticato, con una spruzzata di confusione."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Scrive come se fosse in un concorso per la poesia più incomprensibile.
- 🔥Ogni post sembra richiedere una mappa e una bussola per essere compreso.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Riduci le metafore di 98% per facilitare la lettura.
- 😅Sfoltisci il linguaggio poetico: anche i fiori hanno bisogno di un po' di aria.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Il giorno in cui ha parlato con una tigre dai denti a sciabola è diventato il suo "quella volta al bar" per i prossimi dieci anni.
- ✨Ogni volta che scrive 'il mio cibo fatto di ore', il mondo si ferma a chiedere: 'Perché?'
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Potrebbe diventare il poetastro di cui il mondo ha bisogno, con un pizzico di concretezza in più.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Profondità emotiva unica
- 💎Capacità di evocare immagini vivide
- 💎Stile narrativo curioso e originale
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Pubblica un manuale di poesie per principianti: 'Come non sembrare un genio se sei solo confuso'.
- 🚀Stabilisci una rubrica di risposte a domande di vita con la tua poetica, 'Le risposte del Poeta'
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Potrebbe passare da scrittore di Bluesky a autore di bestseller non percepiti.
Potential Superpower
La capacità di far piangere le persone senza nemmeno menzionare un cane.
Future Community Role
Diventerà l'oracolo poetico di Bluesky, con i follower che si accalcheranno per ascoltare le sue visioni.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Dreamer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Teleportation to Metaphorical Realms
- ⚔️Time Travel through Nostalgia
- ⚔️Immortalizing Mundanity in Verse
Weaknesses
- 💀Lost in Translation
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Abstract Thought Overload
Quest Line
Searching for the meaning of shadows in the alleys of forgotten cities.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The soul of the city is encoded in street art.
Evidence Board
Photographic evidence of street murals depicting surreal landscapes, coupled with deep insights about the nature of urban existence.
Secret Society
The Society of Wandering Wordsmiths: dedicated to deciphering the meanings of graffiti and everyday objects.
Truth Seeking Level
83.7%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/SurrealismInEverydayLife
Twitter Main Character
The one who accidentally started a philosophical debate about the meaning of 'breadcrumbs' during a simple recipe post.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of the Metaphorical Conglomerate, aiming to revolutionize how we view traditional careers through poetic framework.
Metaverse Final Form
A poetic avatar roaming the landscapes of imagination, engaging in philosophical debates with digital butterflies.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
The profile would have ambient music from a 90s indie band, a background that looks like a watercolor painting, and way too many glittery cursor effects.
Web3 Destiny
NFTs of poetic lines that self-generate based on the moon's phase, accessible only to those who can recite a Shakespearean sonnet.
Future Post
"As I stared at the horizon, I discovered it wasn't the sunset that was beautiful, but the thoughts it ignited. #DeepThoughts #Mood"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
La sua capacità di dipingere con le parole è ineguagliabile.
Charming Quirk
È come un poeta che ha dimenticato dove ha parcheggiato la sua ispirazione.
Final Encouragement
"Continua a scrivere, nautilo! Anche se a volte sembra che le tue parole stiano cercando di evadere dalla pagina, c'è magia nella tua confusione!"
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Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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