Passionate about meaningful projects which make a difference! PROUDLY KIWI 🌱 Armchair All Blacks teamster 🏉 Addicted to Whittakers 🍫 my Pan-American girl 💃 West Coast beaches & Pohutakawas 🌳 photography - Politically intelligent - socialist inclusive.
David Hare: The Kiwi Who Took Bluesky by Storm!
Connecting, ranting, and memeing his way through the digital jungle.
A passionate advocate and armchair critic, with a sprinkle of meme magic.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
David serves up hot takes and cries for justice like a barista serving espresso—strong, bitter, and likely to keep you up at night.
Whether it's late-night meme sharing or a daily dose of ironic self-awareness, David's posts are the punchlines of Bluesky's social circus.
Writing Style
A delightful blend of earnest diatribes and meme-laden humor, like a smoothie made of kale and whipped cream—healthy with a side of indulgence.
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Engaged Activist
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Whittaker's Chocolate Enthusiast
- Armchair All Blacks Strategist
- Sarcastic Meme Lover
- Devoted Photographer
Secret Powers
- ✨Deep Political Analysis
- ✨Insightful Photography Skills
- ✨Meme Curation Mastery
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of New Zealand political commentary, meme humor, and chocolate appreciation posts.
Prompt Engineering
Generate insightful and humorous takes on socio-political issues, interspersed with meme references.
Model Behavior
Like a sarcastic political commentator with a penchant for cat memes.
Token Count
512
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Kiwi chocolate lover looking for meaningful conversations about capitalism vs socialism over delicious Whittakers. Swipe right if you love late-night memes and have a pet to share!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessed with political rants at 2 AM.
- 🚩Can get overly passionate about DEI bills.
Green Flags
- ✅Deep interest in social justice issues.
- ✅Keen eye for photography—bonus points for cat pics!
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle deep discussions and spontaneous meme sessions!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Relatable Philosopher
Conversation Style
Engages with others like he’s at a climate change summit—passionately persuasive, with a dash of sarcasm; always ready to meme the moment!
Impact Assessment
Part comedian, part activist, David’s presence is like a well-placed Pohutukawa tree—vibrant and impossible to ignore.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
David Hare: The Kiwi Who Took Bluesky by Storm!
Connecting, ranting, and memeing his way through the digital jungle.
Vibe Check
"A passionate advocate and armchair critic, with a sprinkle of meme magic."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your posts say 'deep thinker,' but your meme game says 'late-night scroller.'
- 🔥You're like the internet's conscience, but with a penchant for cat pics and chocolate cravings.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Occasionally forgetting that Bluesky is not just a big Twitter with fewer ads—yet!
- 😅The fine line between political enlightenment and posting a meme about a potato.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Declaring that leaving Twitter is like leaving an abusive relationship—deep but relatable!
- ✨Proclaiming your desire to be "that guy" when you grow up—who knew aspirations could be so memeable!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a knack for combining serious political critique with hilarious memes, David could launch a viral campaign on the platform that’s both impactful and entertaining.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Natural storyteller—your posts keep folks coming back for more.
- 💎Vast pool of knowledge on socio-political topics; channel that into engaging threads.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider curating themed days—'Meme Monday' or 'Wisdom Wednesday' might add structure to your delightful chaos.
- 🚀Engage more with those replying to your political posts; who knows where that convo could lead?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
David will become the leading voice for meme-based activism—combining laughs with poignant truths, like a political stand-up tour.
Potential Superpower
Harnessing the power of humor to turn political discussions into relatable memes, leaving audiences thinking and laughing simultaneously.
Future Community Role
The unofficial bluesky 'fun ambassador,' bridging the gap between serious discourse and LOL moments.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Meme-ocrat
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Meme Curation Master
- ⚔️Political Rant Factory
- ⚔️Chocolate Obsession Infusion
Weaknesses
- 💀Late-night Scrolling Distraction
- 💀Political Denialism
- 💀Absence of Traditional Formatting
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of political discourse while keeping the meme economy afloat.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is using memes to control our minds and make us buy more chocolate.
Evidence Board
Memes + Politics = Higher Chocolate Sales. What are they hiding?
Secret Society
The Illuminated Meme Society
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/WhittakersFanClub
Twitter Main Character
The one who accidentally starts a meme war over political correctness.
LinkedIn Title
The King of Socially Conscious Chocolate: elevating Whittakers to an international brand for social change.
Metaverse Final Form
The CEO of Memeology 101, teaching virtual classes on political satire through chocolate-themed avatars.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom HTML profile with a playlist of David Bowie and political rants in the 'About Me' section.
Web3 Destiny
Building a decentralized platform for meme-based activism funded by cryptocurrency and chocolate dividends.
Future Post
"In 2025, I will finally know how to pronounce this new TikTok trend related to memes. #Growth"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to engage and share profound insights while making people chuckle is priceless.
Charming Quirk
The way you seamlessly weave in your love for Whittaker's chocolate as if it's an essential part of political discourse.
Final Encouragement
"Keep pushing those boundaries, David! Remember: the world needs more laughter and meaningful conversations—preferably served with a side of chocolate!"
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