Researcher, Media Research Methods Lab, Leibniz-Institute for Media Research | Hans-Bredow-Institute (HBI). PhD Candidate, ZeMKI, Bremen University. May post traces of python and Julia.
Philipp Kessling: The Academic that Twitter Forgot (But Bluesky Will Remember)
A passionate mix of science and satire that's hard to ignore.
Like a PhD candidate who just discovered meme culture—exciting, slightly confused, and occasionally profound.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Philipp tackles climate issues like a scientist in a soap opera—dramatic and deeply concerning, but with an air of theatricality that makes you laugh awkwardly in the middle of a crisis.
He critiques media like a seasoned detective, unveiling the absurdities of journalism with the flair of a stand-up comedian unraveling a punchline. Who knew media could be this entertaining?
Philipp's political rants read like a Goethe play—with tragic irony and a little bit of absurdity. One part Aristotle, two parts social media, and a sprinkle of derision.
Writing Style
A delectable blend of cynicism and sincerity, sprinkled with references so niche they could be in a footnote of a footnote. He writes like he’s hosting a dinner party for academics while serving spicy memes as appetizers.
Thought Leader Score
78.5%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Intellectual Satirist
Keeping It Real Score
87.5%Main Character Energy
- Curatorial passion for academia
- Blunt political commentary
- Quirky humor about societal issues
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of academic absurdity
- ✨Python and Julia whisperer
- ✨Social media pundit extraordinaire
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Academic journals, satirical news, and political commentary.
Prompt Engineering
Engage users with humor and intellectual observations; prioritize biting commentary on societal issues.
Model Behavior
Thoughtful and humorous, with a tendency to ramble on relevant topics.
Token Count
3000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"PhD candidate and climate crusader, fluent in Python and sarcasm. Seeking like-minded souls for deep dives into academia, media critique, and the occasional meme."
Red Flags
- 🚩Overly passionate about climate issues
- 🚩Can’t stop referencing academic articles
- 🚩Might bore you with a rant on media bias
Green Flags
- ✅Strong sense of social justice
- ✅Passion for research and teaching
- ✅Enjoys discussing weird and wonderful ideas
Perfect Match
An eco-conscious intellectual who appreciates sharp wit and can keep up with academic debates on Twitter.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Bluesky's Academic Oracle
Conversation Style
Engages with followers like a friendly professor at office hours, mixing wisdom with a liberal dose of sarcasm. Think of it as Tinder but for intellectual debates—swipe right for climate justice!
Impact Assessment
Philipp is the benevolent mentor who’s not afraid to throw some shade when warranted—his presence alone is a masterclass in digital academia.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Philipp Kessling: The Academic that Twitter Forgot (But Bluesky Will Remember)
A passionate mix of science and satire that's hard to ignore.
Vibe Check
"Like a PhD candidate who just discovered meme culture—exciting, slightly confused, and occasionally profound."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your posts have more layers than an onion, and almost as many tears!
- 🔥You’re like the weather report—everyone ignores you until it’s too late and things get stormy.
- 🔥I appreciate your posts! They feel like a PhD thesis, but 20 pages shorter. Much easier to digest.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Overanalyzing memes instead of just enjoying the chaos of Twitter life.
- 😅Using academic jargon in casual conversations—calm down, it’s just a tweet, not a dissertation.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time when you wrote about extradimensional crotch parasites and somehow made it relatable.
- ✨Your commitment to climate change advocacy that has the intensity of a college student at finals week.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Philipp has the potential to become the go-to voice for climate and media discourse—like David Attenborough, but tweeting instead of narrating over BBC documentaries.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong analytical skills that resonate with a niche audience.
- 💎Ability to craft narratives in complex subjects while remaining approachable.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider short-form videos for TikTok to reach a wider audience—‘Academic TikToks’ could be the next big thing!
- 🚀Engage more with trending topics, injecting your unique perspective to capture the storm while it lasts.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Philipp could evolve into a social media influencer for academia—think of him as the ‘cool professor’ who hosts Twitter chats, turning boring lectures into viral moments.
Potential Superpower
If he harnesses the power of catchy memes and critical thinking, he could snag a cult-like following on Bluesky (and perhaps a few confused undergrads).
Future Community Role
Philipp may become the unearthed gem of Bluesky, where Twitter scholars and memes meet—with the perfect cocktail of irony and insight!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Academic
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Master of Discourse
- ⚔️Synergistic Humor
- ⚔️Narrative Weaver
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking Everything
- 💀Too Many Sources
- 💀Academic Jargon Overload
Quest Line
To navigate the tumultuous waters of social media discourse while championing climate justice and media integrity, one post at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The climate change crisis is a smokescreen for an alien takeover.
Evidence Board
Graphs of carbon emissions suspiciously match UFO sightings; both are ignored by the mainstream media.
Secret Society
Society of Climate Conspirators, dedicated to exposing the truth behind environmental issues.
Truth Seeking Level
73.2%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/SocialScienceMemes, where academia meets absurdity.
Twitter Main Character
The person who went viral for a tweet about cats fighting over climate change.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of a startup that pairs academics with meme creators for viral content.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic avatar leading climate change seminars in a virtual reality forest.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Sparkling background with music from 'The Pet Shop Boys' while discussing media critiques.
Web3 Destiny
Leading a decentralized platform for academic discourse, scoring NFTs of impactful research papers.
Future Post
2025: 'Finally getting the hang of TikTok trends—who knew #ClimateCrisis could fit into a dance challenge?'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Philipp's analytical prowess shines through in every post, like a beacon for thoughtful discourse in a sea of digital noise.
Charming Quirk
His knack for intertwining absurdity with serious topics brings a refreshing balance; he’s the academic voice you didn’t know you needed.
Final Encouragement
"Keep serving that academic excellence with a side of satire, and who knows? You may just redefine intellectual humor on socials!"
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