There's something heartwarming about a love for Shawarma and Chimarrão that rivals some people's affection for their pets. The food choices reveal a poetic soul trying to balance the divine and the mundane, even if it sounds like a soccer strategy gone wrong.

Bernardo's insights into football are like a fine wine—best served with a side of cynical humor and a hint of bitterness. His takes on players like Salah and Kylian Mbappé are a rollercoaster of emotions, equal parts admiration and frustration, coated in a sprinkle of despair.

Nothing says 'I’m deep' quite like a lengthy rant on eugenics mixed with obscure football history. Bernardo takes us on a journey that makes you wonder if your next existential crisis could be solved with a kick of a soccer ball.