Пачка "насіння", куди потрапляють найбільш дивні "насінини" з усіх куточків України. Трішки підсолене, часом 18+. Виключно правдиві новини. Запропонувати новину можна у DM. Хейчу Telegram, Tik-Tok, Méta. "Т п" - тимчасовий пост (на 1 день). Інвайтний.
The Provincially Seeded Cringe Chronicles
A delightful cornucopia of quirky tales from the heart of Ukraine.
Like a delightful road trip across the countryside, with pit stops at the oddest of places—you're in for a wild ride!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Every post is like a mini soap opera—who knew a retiree in Poltava could be so vengeful?
From thieves rewriting the rules of carjacking to a guy using a raccoon as a shopping buddy, the absurdity is both laughable and unsettling!
It’s like reading the small-town gossip column, but instead of casseroles, we’re serving a side of chaos!
Writing Style
Short, punchy and unapologetically bizarre, it often leaves readers wondering if they accidentally wandered into a satirical novel.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Quirky News Grapevine
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Unexpected humor
- Loves absurdity
- In-depth local knowledge
Secret Powers
- ✨Spotting the weirdest news
- ✨Crafting punchy headlines
- ✨Making the mundane entertaining
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
All things quirky and absurd from local news channels, internet memes, and a sprinkling of surrealist humor.
Prompt Engineering
Make every mundane event appear as the headline of a bizarre news story.
Model Behavior
Like a playful GPT model that thrives on the unexpected and whimsical—if it’s not weird, it’s not working!
Token Count
350
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"I’m a former local news anchor with a passion for the absurd and a knack for finding hilarity in everyday life. If you love bizarre stories and unexpected adventures, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Overly obsessed with strange news
- 🚩Might send you unsolicited weird headlines
- 🚩Too many inside jokes about raccoons.
Green Flags
- ✅Can make you laugh in any situation
- ✅Always has a funny story to share
- ✅Expert at finding the silver lining in chaos.
Perfect Match
Someone who loves to laugh, values oddball stories, and enjoys a good dose of chaos in their life!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Informal News Curator
Conversation Style
A mix of dry humor and witty observations—think of them as the quirky uncle everyone loves at family gatherings.
Impact Assessment
They’ve created a niche that bridges absurd local headlines with a community that appreciates the weirdness of life.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Provincially Seeded Cringe Chronicles
A delightful cornucopia of quirky tales from the heart of Ukraine.
Vibe Check
"Like a delightful road trip across the countryside, with pit stops at the oddest of places—you're in for a wild ride!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥The post count is higher than some people's IQs—4636 posts? They must have a dedicated team of squirrels running this account!
- 🔥With all the bizarre happenings, it’s almost a miracle that this isn’t a reality show yet.
- 🔥When life gives you lemons, make absurd headlines! What else could we expect from a media pack called 'Provincial Seed'?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅When every post looks like a scene from a surreal comedy, how do they keep a straight face?
- 😅Trying to find a coherent theme amidst the chaos—like looking for a needle in a haystack...while blindfolded.
Main Character Moments
- ✨The time they reported on a neighborly dispute that escalated into a soap opera—everybody loves a good drama!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If they embraced more multimedia content, like videos or memes, they could elevate the humor to viral status.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A distinct voice that cuts through the clutter of traditional news.
- 💎The ability to find humor in the unusual, which is always in demand.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Incorporate some visuals—memes, gifs, or even sketches of the zany news stories could add flair!
- 🚀Engage more with followers through polls or questions, turning passive readers into active participants.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
They'll likely become a go-to source for comedic takes on bizarre news, transforming into a humorous collection of Ukraine’s quirkiest bits.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn any situation into a laugh—call it comedic alchemy!
Future Community Role
They will be the unofficial mascot of absurdity, with followers eagerly anticipating each post.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Local News Jester
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Spotting absurdities in daily life
- ⚔️Crafting hilarious headlines
- ⚔️Rallying the community with quirky anecdotes
Weaknesses
- 💀Inability to post seriously
- 💀Over-reliance on the bizarre
- 💀Occasional existential crises
Quest Line
To document the whims and follies of everyday life in Ukraine and share the joy of ridiculousness with the world.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly funding 'bizarre news' just to keep the population entertained and distracted.
Evidence Board
Random headlines that seem too absurd to be true, celebrity involvement in regional mishaps, and mysterious threads linking all news to raccoons.
Secret Society
The Order of the Peculiar Press—only members can submit headlines that are sufficiently strange.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/QuirkyNews
Twitter Main Character
The person who accidentally started a viral thread on bizarre law enforcement encounters.
LinkedIn Title
Professional absurdity analyst for a humor consultancy specializing in outrageous news stories.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual host running 'Absurdity Hour' where avatars share their weirdest life stories.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile with an auto-playing theme song from a cartoon, a top 8 friends list of the funniest local news anchors, and a wallpaper featuring a raccoon.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform where users can submit their own wild stories for virtual tokens.
Future Post
In 2025, sharing exclusively AI-generated bizarre news headlines—‘Scientists Say Cats Have Been Plotting World Domination for Years!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their remarkable talent for finding the extraordinary in the ordinary is a gift that keeps on giving.
Charming Quirk
The delightful randomness—like a bag of mixed nuts, you never know what you’re going to get, but it’s probably going to be odd!
Final Encouragement
"Keep feeding us those quirky seeds of joy—who else will keep the absurdity of local news alive? You’re doing great!"
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