Disgraced Librarian. Some old stuff at glottonous.neocities.org/artless-protest
Keely: The Library’s Most Subversive Circulator
From landmines to lurid jokes, Keely’s feed is a chaotic anthology of absurdity.
A quirky blend of dark humor and profound weirdness that makes you wonder if the librarian’s shushing is just a cover for the stand-up routine she never performed.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Keely dives headfirst into the murky waters of laughter, where we find her navigating everything from drunk consent stories to existential librarian crises.
From Shia LaBeouf to Ben Shapiro fanfiction, her posts read like an alternate universe where every celebrity has a role in an absurd sitcom.
She has a knack for finding profoundness in the most ridiculous places—her 'curses' and 'stalker meetings' balance on the edge of a philosophical knife.
Writing Style
A chaotic mix of punchy one-liners and eccentric narratives that resemble a surrealist’s diary. It’s like reading a fever dream—strange but fascinating!
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Unfiltered Bookworm
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Unapologetically irreverent humor
- Loves absurd scenarios
- Dark, sometimes twisted observations
Secret Powers
- ✨Creating surreal movie plots
- ✨Making light of the heavy
- ✨Finding humor in the mundane
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Dark humor archives, absurdist literature, and offbeat pop culture references.
Prompt Engineering
Generate surreal yet relatable scenarios from mundane experiences.
Model Behavior
A whimsical chatbot that thrives on humor and absurdity, challenging social norms with every tweet.
Token Count
450
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Disgraced librarian and a connoisseur of dark humor. Looking for someone who appreciates absurdity as much as a well-stocked library. Bonus points if you can handle my random bursts of genius!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent mentions of conspiracy theories
- 🚩Obsessed with the absurdity of life
- 🚩Unhealthy attachment to Shia LaBeouf
Green Flags
- ✅Unique take on serious subjects
- ✅A good sense of humor (even the dark stuff)
- ✅Can appreciate a well-placed pun
Perfect Match
Someone who can banter about both the serious and the ridiculous, and isn’t afraid of a little chaos.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Eccentric Truth-Teller
Conversation Style
Engaging yet perplexing, she invites others to laugh at the absurdity of life while leaving them slightly confused at the end of the thread.
Impact Assessment
Keely’s posts create a ripple effect of laughter and contemplation, encouraging her followers to embrace both humor and discomfort.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Keely: The Library’s Most Subversive Circulator
From landmines to lurid jokes, Keely’s feed is a chaotic anthology of absurdity.
Vibe Check
"A quirky blend of dark humor and profound weirdness that makes you wonder if the librarian’s shushing is just a cover for the stand-up routine she never performed."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your posts are like a box of chocolates, filled with questionable flavors and none of them are Nutella.
- 🔥You must have a PhD in cringe studies with the depth of your humor.
- 🔥Every time you post, a librarian somewhere loses their glasses.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Stop asking if people are part of a conspiracy against you. If they were, they’d already be plotting your downfall.
- 😅Maybe try not to use 'I have possum blood on me' as your opening line during dates.
- 😅The phrase 'water park' needs context. What is happening here?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you decided that ‘Joyriding in an ambulance’ was the lead-in to an uplifting story.
- ✨Your holiday movie pitch deserves a cult following, if only for the sheer absurdity of the plot.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With that unique blend of wit, you could turn your posts into a full-fledged comedy routine or even a graphic novel!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A knack for unexpected punchlines
- 💎The ability to make even the heaviest topics engaging
- 💎Your dark humor invites deeper conversations
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider expanding your absurd narratives into deeper stories—like a sitcom pilot!
- 🚀Try engaging with the community by diving into other threads; your voice is a refreshing addition.
- 🚀Collaborate with others to create joint absurdist content, because why not let chaos spread?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Keely could very well be the next viral sensation on Bluesky, with a humorous essay collection being the follow-up to their chaotic memoir.
Potential Superpower
Turning mundane interactions into hilarious critiques of modern life.
Future Community Role
As the 'absurdity ambassador,' she’ll lead the charge for laughter during serious discussions.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Librarian
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Subversive storytelling
- ⚔️Absurd scenario creation
- ⚔️Dark humor navigation
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking posts
- 💀Comedic timing questionable
- 💀Tendency to go off on tangents
Quest Line
To reclaim the lost narratives of absurdity one post at a time, all while shushing the mundane.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government has been siphoning creativity from librarians to create soulless bureaucratic memes.
Evidence Board
A mix of newspaper clippings, memes, and cryptic notes about the ‘real’ history of landmine detection programs.
Secret Society
Society of Unlikely Humorists
Truth Seeking Level
83%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/AbsurdComedy
Twitter Main Character
The one who pitched a Shia LaBeouf film every week until it became a cult classic.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of ‘Library of Absurdities,’ where we check out ideas instead of books.
Metaverse Final Form
A sentient librarian avatar dispensing odd yet insightful humor in a virtual library of chaos.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom layout with a GIF of a dancing banana, musical background of ‘Welcome to the Jungle,’ and a status ‘Still figuring out my life!’
Web3 Destiny
Launching ‘AbsurdNFTs’ where each token represents a unique meme capturing the essence of dark humor.
Future Post
‘Just got back from a future where Shia LaBeouf helped me uncover the truth about landmines. Stay tuned for the sequel!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your audacity in humor makes you a standout character, inspiring those who come across your posts to think and chuckle all at once.
Charming Quirk
You have an uncanny ability to turn even the most macabre topics into shareable shards of humor.
Final Encouragement
"Keep channeling that wild, chaotic energy—your voice is a delightful addition to the narrative of our time!"
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