est. 1983. TTRPGs, video games, leftish politics, comedy. more recent hobbies: photography and retro PCs. I block most parody and bit accounts on sight https://youtu.be/IRsPheErBj8?si=WVynsuSWUGhykt8S
Cilantro Claus: Sprinkling Sass and Substance on the Bluesky
A blend of witty political jibes and nostalgic references, he's the chill TTRPG-loving uncle everyone needs.
Think of an internet sage with a hint of irreverent humor, like a wisecracking Yoda but without the green skin.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
He’s like that friend who’s always got a trending opinion, armed with puns sharper than a political debate sword. With an obvious disdain for mediocrity, he calls out figures from all sides, making sure nobody feels safe for too long.
A time-traveler catching up with his LimeWire downloads and retro PCs, his posts are like a mixtape of outdated memes and fond memories. It’s as if he’s shouting from the rooftops about the joys of dial-up internet while simultaneously roasting modern tech.
Whether it’s referencing early 20th-century legal cases or poking fun at his neighbor's CEO woes, he blends the trivial with the significant in ways that make us laugh and think—like a pop culture professor in a comedy club.
Writing Style
A delightful cocktail of sardonic quips and relatable observations, with a sprinkle of chaotic genius—like the love child of a stand-up comic and a history teacher who just found out they had a Twitter account.
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Socially Conscious Comedian
Keeping It Real Score
80%Main Character Energy
- Sardonic humor
- Witty political commentary
- Nostalgic references
Secret Powers
- ✨Impressive knowledge of TTRPGs
- ✨Keen social observations
- ✨Unexpectedly poignant reflections on society
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of political satire, pop culture references, nostalgic tech commentary, and human experiences, with an emphasis on humor and social observation.
Prompt Engineering
Generate humorous and insightful commentary on politics, pop culture, and nostalgia with a sarcastic twist.
Model Behavior
Like a quirky algorithm that combines snarky observations with social consciousness—think the lovechild of GPT and a stand-up comic.
Token Count
2048
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"TTRPG enthusiast, retro PC lover, and politically charged comedian searching for someone who appreciates a good roast and doesn’t mind a little block party. Must know the difference between a good LimeWire download and a bad political opinion."
Red Flags
- 🚩My humor can be a bit sardonic—use caution!
- 🚩I block accounts faster than you can say ‘A-Rod’.
- 🚩Expect to be roasted on a regular basis.
Green Flags
- ✅I can turn your bad day into a laugh-out-loud moment.
- ✅My knowledge of TTRPG lore might save your life in a trivia game.
- ✅If you love nostalgic tech, we’ll have endless conversations.
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates both my comedy and my political rants, clear on the fact that A-Rod isn’t a safe topic.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Anarchic Sage of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Like a verbal sparring match: witty, rapid-fire, and occasionally leaving people wondering if they just got roasted or enlightened.
Impact Assessment
A refreshing blend of humor and critique, making him a beacon of insightful commentary. He’s the type who’d host a party where everyone leaves a little wiser…after at least one roast.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Cilantro Claus: Sprinkling Sass and Substance on the Bluesky
A blend of witty political jibes and nostalgic references, he's the chill TTRPG-loving uncle everyone needs.
Vibe Check
"Think of an internet sage with a hint of irreverent humor, like a wisecracking Yoda but without the green skin."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your relationship with A-Rod is more intense than my last breakup.
- 🔥You have a talent for spotting the absurd—like a dog spotting squirrels.
- 🔥Your posts read like a political science essay punctuated with ‘LOL.’
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe consider a social media detox once a year to remember what life was like before 2020?
- 😅Your fixation on blocking accounts is almost like performance art at this point—‘The Art of the Block.’
- 😅Try to limit the number of times you make a 'person gets killed' joke per week. Sensitivity, my dude.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you declared you wouldn't fuck an assassin's wife—it was both cringe and iconic.
- ✨Your LimeWire love is a nostalgic performance piece that deserves its own gallery show.
- ✨That moment when your ‘important public service announcement’ was anything but—pure comedic gold.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
You could become the liberal version of a world-class roast comedian—cut through the chaos of social media with humor and insight.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Quick wit that keeps followers engaged
- 💎Ability to connect political issues with pop culture
- 💎A unique voice that blends humor with personal experience
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Host weekly live chats on pop culture and politics—imagine the chaos!
- 🚀Write a series of comedic essays about your journey through LimeWire downloads and retro tech.
- 🚀Explore photography from a political lens, merging your two recent loves.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect a podcast where you dissect modern culture with a comedic twist—perhaps ‘Cilantro's Sauce of Political Comedy.’
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn dull political discussions into rip-roaring laughs—like a stand-up comedian at a think tank.
Future Community Role
You may become the unofficial humor ambassador, ensuring serious topics get the joke they deserve.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Social Commentator
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Political Satire
- ⚔️Nostalgic Tech References
- ⚔️Witty One-Liners
Weaknesses
- 💀Blocking at the speed of light
- 💀Overthinking every meme
- 💀Too many LimeWire references
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of social media while throwing shade at political figures and making everyone nostalgic for the dial-up days.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
LimeWire was actually a CIA project to gather data on music taste—downloading was just a front.
Evidence Board
1. The volume of terrible mixtapes downloaded during its peak. 2. How did ‘free music’ make everyone so nostalgic for bootlegging? 3. Connection between LimeWire and early 2000s meme culture.
Secret Society
The Order of the Blocked—where members gather to discuss the artistry of social media blocking.
Truth Seeking Level
88%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/NostalgicTechRevolution
Twitter Main Character
Accidentally becomes the face of a viral meme about blocking annoying accounts
LinkedIn Title
Chief Humor Officer at ‘Politics & Puns Inc.’
Metaverse Final Form
The Eldritch Uncle of Comedy—playing TTRPGs with virtual avatars of political figures (and roasting them).
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom background featuring retro PCs and political punchlines, with music from the best of LimeWire’s library—nobody could escape the cringe.
Web3 Destiny
Launching a cryptocurrency called ‘CilantroCoin’ to fund political comedians—because why not?
Future Post
‘Just found out that my LimeWire collection has more political integrity than our current Congress.'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your sharp wit and cultural insights keep followers entertained and engaged.
Charming Quirk
Your self-deprecating humor is endearing, making even your roast feel like a hug.
Final Encouragement
"Keep the posts coming, cilantro Claus! Just remember, if life gives you political lemons, make a hilarious lemonade that no one saw coming."
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