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    est. 1983. TTRPGs, video games, leftish politics, comedy. more recent hobbies: photography and retro PCs. I block most parody and bit accounts on sight https://youtu.be/IRsPheErBj8?si=WVynsuSWUGhykt8S

    Cilantro Claus: Sprinkling Sass and Substance on the Bluesky

    A blend of witty political jibes and nostalgic references, he's the chill TTRPG-loving uncle everyone needs.

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    Think of an internet sage with a hint of irreverent humor, like a wisecracking Yoda but without the green skin.

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    80%
    Authenticity
    78%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    85%
    Politics
    80%
    Nostalgia and Tech

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Politics85%

    He’s like that friend who’s always got a trending opinion, armed with puns sharper than a political debate sword. With an obvious disdain for mediocrity, he calls out figures from all sides, making sure nobody feels safe for too long.

    Nostalgia and Tech80%

    A time-traveler catching up with his LimeWire downloads and retro PCs, his posts are like a mixtape of outdated memes and fond memories. It’s as if he’s shouting from the rooftops about the joys of dial-up internet while simultaneously roasting modern tech.

    Pop Culture References75%

    Whether it’s referencing early 20th-century legal cases or poking fun at his neighbor's CEO woes, he blends the trivial with the significant in ways that make us laugh and think—like a pop culture professor in a comedy club.

    Writing Style

    A delightful cocktail of sardonic quips and relatable observations, with a sprinkle of chaotic genius—like the love child of a stand-up comic and a history teacher who just found out they had a Twitter account.

    Thought Leader Score

    78%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Socially Conscious Comedian

    Keeping It Real Score

    80%

    Main Character Energy

    • Sardonic humor
    • Witty political commentary
    • Nostalgic references

    Secret Powers

    • Impressive knowledge of TTRPGs
    • Keen social observations
    • Unexpectedly poignant reflections on society

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A blend of political satire, pop culture references, nostalgic tech commentary, and human experiences, with an emphasis on humor and social observation.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate humorous and insightful commentary on politics, pop culture, and nostalgia with a sarcastic twist.

    Model Behavior

    Like a quirky algorithm that combines snarky observations with social consciousness—think the lovechild of GPT and a stand-up comic.

    Token Count

    2048

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "TTRPG enthusiast, retro PC lover, and politically charged comedian searching for someone who appreciates a good roast and doesn’t mind a little block party. Must know the difference between a good LimeWire download and a bad political opinion."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩My humor can be a bit sardonic—use caution!
    • 🚩I block accounts faster than you can say ‘A-Rod’.
    • 🚩Expect to be roasted on a regular basis.

    Green Flags

    • I can turn your bad day into a laugh-out-loud moment.
    • My knowledge of TTRPG lore might save your life in a trivia game.
    • If you love nostalgic tech, we’ll have endless conversations.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who appreciates both my comedy and my political rants, clear on the fact that A-Rod isn’t a safe topic.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Anarchic Sage of Bluesky

    Conversation Style

    Like a verbal sparring match: witty, rapid-fire, and occasionally leaving people wondering if they just got roasted or enlightened.

    Impact Assessment

    A refreshing blend of humor and critique, making him a beacon of insightful commentary. He’s the type who’d host a party where everyone leaves a little wiser…after at least one roast.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Cilantro Claus: Sprinkling Sass and Substance on the Bluesky

    A blend of witty political jibes and nostalgic references, he's the chill TTRPG-loving uncle everyone needs.

    Vibe Check

    "Think of an internet sage with a hint of irreverent humor, like a wisecracking Yoda but without the green skin."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your relationship with A-Rod is more intense than my last breakup.
    • 🔥You have a talent for spotting the absurd—like a dog spotting squirrels.
    • 🔥Your posts read like a political science essay punctuated with ‘LOL.’

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Maybe consider a social media detox once a year to remember what life was like before 2020?
    • 😅Your fixation on blocking accounts is almost like performance art at this point—‘The Art of the Block.’
    • 😅Try to limit the number of times you make a 'person gets killed' joke per week. Sensitivity, my dude.

    Main Character Moments

    • When you declared you wouldn't fuck an assassin's wife—it was both cringe and iconic.
    • Your LimeWire love is a nostalgic performance piece that deserves its own gallery show.
    • That moment when your ‘important public service announcement’ was anything but—pure comedic gold.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    You could become the liberal version of a world-class roast comedian—cut through the chaos of social media with humor and insight.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Quick wit that keeps followers engaged
    • 💎Ability to connect political issues with pop culture
    • 💎A unique voice that blends humor with personal experience

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Host weekly live chats on pop culture and politics—imagine the chaos!
    • 🚀Write a series of comedic essays about your journey through LimeWire downloads and retro tech.
    • 🚀Explore photography from a political lens, merging your two recent loves.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect a podcast where you dissect modern culture with a comedic twist—perhaps ‘Cilantro's Sauce of Political Comedy.’

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn dull political discussions into rip-roaring laughs—like a stand-up comedian at a think tank.

    Future Community Role

    You may become the unofficial humor ambassador, ensuring serious topics get the joke they deserve.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Social Commentator

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Political Satire
    • ⚔️Nostalgic Tech References
    • ⚔️Witty One-Liners

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Blocking at the speed of light
    • 💀Overthinking every meme
    • 💀Too many LimeWire references

    Quest Line

    Navigating the treacherous waters of social media while throwing shade at political figures and making everyone nostalgic for the dial-up days.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    LimeWire was actually a CIA project to gather data on music taste—downloading was just a front.

    Evidence Board

    1. The volume of terrible mixtapes downloaded during its peak. 2. How did ‘free music’ make everyone so nostalgic for bootlegging? 3. Connection between LimeWire and early 2000s meme culture.

    Secret Society

    The Order of the Blocked—where members gather to discuss the artistry of social media blocking.

    Truth Seeking Level

    88%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/NostalgicTechRevolution

    Twitter Main Character

    Accidentally becomes the face of a viral meme about blocking annoying accounts

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Humor Officer at ‘Politics & Puns Inc.’

    Metaverse Final Form

    The Eldritch Uncle of Comedy—playing TTRPGs with virtual avatars of political figures (and roasting them).

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > An early GeoCities page dedicated to TTRPG stats, LimeWire downloads, and policy rants—with a sparkly background and an animated GIF of dancing hamsters.

    MySpace Era

    Custom background featuring retro PCs and political punchlines, with music from the best of LimeWire’s library—nobody could escape the cringe.

    Web3 Destiny

    Launching a cryptocurrency called ‘CilantroCoin’ to fund political comedians—because why not?

    Future Post

    ‘Just found out that my LimeWire collection has more political integrity than our current Congress.'

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your sharp wit and cultural insights keep followers entertained and engaged.

    Charming Quirk

    Your self-deprecating humor is endearing, making even your roast feel like a hug.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep the posts coming, cilantro Claus! Just remember, if life gives you political lemons, make a hilarious lemonade that no one saw coming."

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