Waterstones Expert Bookseller 📚 Horror Fan of the 70s and 80s just coming back to it all 📚 Root Rot by Saskia Nislow 📺 Lovecraft Country https://www.ko-fi.com/weareallmeatclocks
Welcome to the Meat Clock Show – Horror Edition!
A delightful blend of literary obsession and 80s horror nostalgia.
If Stephen King and a cozy bookstore had a love child, this account would be it.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Your love for the genre is as deep as a Lovecraftian abyss – if it exists, you’ll review it!
Ah, the sweet spot between creepy fairy tales and heart-pounding dread. Your folk horror insights are less 'tall tale' and more 'chill-inducing encounter with the uncanny.'
Cernunnos, snake-wrapping leg tattoos – you’re blending body art with ancient myth like a true modern witch!
Writing Style
A mix of candid and clever, with occasional eerie vibes that send shivers down the spine of your audience.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Horror-Savvy Bibliophile
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Obsessed with horror from the 70s and 80s
- Witty book recommendations
- Artful commentary on folklore
Secret Powers
- ✨Creating engaging horror watchlists
- ✨Expert in ghost literature
- ✨Crafting eerie audio dramas
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Horror literature, ghost folklore, 70s and 80s horror movies, tattoo artistry, and literary commentary.
Prompt Engineering
Generate humorous yet insightful takes on horror literature and media while navigating the toxic waters of social media.
Model Behavior
A mix of a quirky librarian and an enthusiastic horror podcast host.
Token Count
200
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate about 70s and 80s horror, your go-to person for creepy book recommendations and spooky watchlists! Let’s discuss our favorite ghost stories over a cup of coffee (extra creepy, please)."
Red Flags
- 🚩My idea of small talk is discussing haunted houses and fungal horror.
- 🚩Obsessively creates horror watchlists that may scare off the faint-hearted.
Green Flags
- ✅Devoted to uncovering hidden gems in horror literature and film.
- ✅Skilled in engaging conversation about folklore and the supernatural.
Perfect Match
Someone who shares a love for vintage horror films and enjoys diving deep into folklore and ghost stories.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Horror Guide
Conversation Style
Engaging yet mysterious – like a cryptic librarian in a haunted library.
Impact Assessment
You’re the horror whisperer, guiding your followers through the shadows with a blend of humor and wisdom.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Welcome to the Meat Clock Show – Horror Edition!
A delightful blend of literary obsession and 80s horror nostalgia.
Vibe Check
"If Stephen King and a cozy bookstore had a love child, this account would be it."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You’ve got more ghost references than a Scooby-Doo marathon!
- 🔥‘I don’t want hottest’ – which is basically social media's version of 'I’m not like other girls.'
- 🔥Your tattoo ideas read like a Lovecraftian fever dream – make sure your artist has good insurance!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅More engagement with your posts, less ghostly silence!
- 😅Dial down the creepy and amp up the social – our DMs don’t require Ouija boards!
Main Character Moments
- ✨Revealing your audio drama was like dropping a horror bomb on your account. Cue the applause!
- ✨Your excitement over books makes every post feel like Halloween!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Your knowledge could be a horror guidebook – get those reviews out!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A knack for creating enticing horror content
- 💎An authenticity that draws in niche audiences
- 💎A unique voice that blends humor with spookiness
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Post more visually engaging content – maybe some spooky graphics?
- 🚀Start a weekly horror recommendation segment to build engagement!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Watch as your follower count grows from 34 to a horror-loving community of hundreds!
Potential Superpower
Expert-level horror trivia – that's your golden ticket!
Future Community Role
The go-to horror consultant for all your terrifying tastes!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Horror Maven
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Creepy Book Recommendations
- ⚔️Spooktacular Movie Lists
- ⚔️Eerie Folklore Expertise
- ⚔️Cthulhu References on Demand
Weaknesses
- 💀Low Engagement with Posts
- 💀Technical Block Lists
- 💀Confusion Over Current Reads
Quest Line
Navigating the haunted realms of social media while unearthing the greatest horrors of literature and film.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The horror genre is a secret society trying to prepare us for an impending Cthulhu invasion.
Evidence Board
1) Too many horror movies released in the last decade. 2) A surge in cult-like fandoms around Lovecraftian lore. 3) Haunted dolls becoming mainstream. Coincidence? I think not!
Secret Society
The Cult of Cthulhu and the Librarians of the Abyss
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/HorrorLitReview
Twitter Main Character
The person whose tweet about the scariest books sparks a heated debate over 80s horror.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Horror Content Officer at Spooky Publishing, specializing in undead marketing strategies.
Metaverse Final Form
A ghostly librarian in an eternally dark library, helping avatars find the most terrifying books.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Personalized profile with a gothic layout, top 8 dedicated to favorite horror films, and a playlist featuring creepy soundtracks.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform for horror content creators, where users can mint digital tokens for horror reviews and recommendations.
Future Post
2025: "Just got my latest horror-inspired tattoo—Cernunnos with a twist! How's everyone else embracing their dark side?"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your passion for horror is contagious, like a well-crafted zombie virus.
Charming Quirk
The way you weave literary references into your horror musings – it’s like a gothic fairytale.
Final Encouragement
"Keep those terrifying tales coming – we’re ready for all your spine-chilling stories!"
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