People say it isn't polite to discuss religion or politics. I have a Ph.D. in not being polite.
Jon in PDX: The Ph.D. of Not-Niceness
A masterclass in sarcasm and sports commentary, wrapped in a banner of Baylor pride.
Imagine a witty professor who traded lecture halls for the chaotic debates of Bluesky.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? đ€
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Every game is a canvas for Jon to paint with sarcasm, whether it's yelling at refs from across the internet or declaring his love for âTake Me Home, Country Roadsââwhich, letâs face it, speaks to everyoneâs inner country fan. đ
Jon takes on religion and politics like a chef preparing a Michelin-star dishâhigh stakes, low politeness, and just a hint of âIâm not sorry.â His Ph.D. in not being polite is well-earned! đŒ
Writing Style
Jon's posts are like a series of well-timed zingersâeach one designed to land perfectly, like the ideal basketball shot heâs hoping to see from Baylor. Short, punchy, and always with a flair for the dramatic! đâš
Thought Leader Score
82%The Real Youâą đ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Snarky Academic
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Witty sarcasm
- Insightful sports commentary
- Unapologetic political takes
Secret Powers
- âšSports prognostication
- âšSubtle humor
- âšFencing off trolls with intellect
If you were an AI...đ€
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Social media banter, sports commentary, political critiques, and absurd humor.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze Bluesky posts for humor and insights on sports, politics, and social commentary
Model Behavior
A blend of intelligent commentator and mischievous provocateur, reminiscent of a Twitter version of a stand-up comedian.
Token Count
512
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate sports fanatic and unapologetic political commentator. Looking for someone who enjoys witty banter, knows the difference between a zone and man defense, and appreciates my Ph.D. in 'not being polite.' If you love Baylor, that's a huge plus!"
Red Flags
- đ©Might start fights with strangers online over sports decisions
- đ©Too fond of sarcastic humorâmay confuse you at times
- đ©My last date ended up in a deep discussion about the legality of whistle-blowing in sports.
Green Flags
- â Passionate about important issues
- â Able to handle banter and sarcasm
- â Kind-hearted despite my sharp tongue.
Perfect Match
Someone who can keep up with my quick wit and isnât afraid to discuss the messy intersection of politics and sports over coffee.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Checkđ
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Bold Commentator
Conversation Style
Like your favorite uncle at Thanksgivingâloves to stir the pot and isnât afraid to call out the elephant in the room while delivering that turkey.
Impact Assessment
Jon's unique mix of sass and insight makes him a must-follow; his posts often spark lively discussions, ensuring no one leaves without an opinion!
TL;DR VersionâĄ
Your profile in a flash
Jon in PDX: The Ph.D. of Not-Niceness
A masterclass in sarcasm and sports commentary, wrapped in a banner of Baylor pride.
Vibe Check
"Imagine a witty professor who traded lecture halls for the chaotic debates of Bluesky."
Spice Level Checkđ¶ïž
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- đ„Your posts read like a live-tweet of a therapy sessionâjust with more hashtags! #SicEm
- đ„Every time you mention Baylor, I get a little nervous for their reputation in academia!
- đ„You might need a Ph.D. in sportsmanship after all this banter; those refs have feelings too!
Quirky Challenges
- đ Maybe try discussing less politics and more kittens; the internet needs more cat content!
- đ How about a âSoft Politenessâ challenge for a week? Imagine the shock!
Main Character Moments
- âšThe time you called out refs like a parent in a kindergarten playgroundâpure gold!
- âšWhen you compared Baylor's play to an epic battle sceneâShakespeare would be proud!
Level Up Zoneđ
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Your ability to blend humor and sports commentary is unmatchedâconsider writing a book or starting a podcast!
Unique Advantages
- đWit sharp enough to cut through nonsense
- đA knack for engaging with your followers in a way that inspires discussion
- đPassionate yet humorous takes on serious issues
Level Up Suggestions
- đHost a weekly âRoast the Refâ session on BlueskyâI'm sure we'd all tune in for that!
- đConsider a series of posts exploring the intersection of sports and social issues; your unique perspective could enlighten many!
Crystal Ball Timeđź
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect a flourishing podcast where your commentary flows as freely as your tweets about Baylor!
Potential Superpower
An uncanny ability to predict sports outcomes while roasting the universe as you do itâtalk about taking it to the next level!
Future Community Role
The go-to person for spicy takes and engaging discourse about politics intertwined with sportsâlike an intellectual sports grill master!
Your Character Buildđź
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Sports Philosopher
Special Abilities
- âïžSarcastic Sports Commentary
- âïžPolitical Firestarter
- âïžSocial Justice Advocate
Weaknesses
- đOverthinking
- đSports-Induced Rage
- đIntermittent Politeness
Quest Line
Navigating the tumultuous waters of college sports while igniting heartfelt discussions (or debates) on social issues.
Down the Rabbit Holeđ”ïžââïž
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The NCAA is a front for a secret society of former athletes planning to overthrow major sports networks.
Evidence Board
1. Strange anomalies in game schedules. 2. Players disappearing before championship games. 3. Overly enthusiastic coachesâdefinitely up to something.
Secret Society
The Unofficial Committee of Disgruntled Fans.
Truth Seeking Level
87%Multiverse Youđ
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PhilosophyOfSports
Twitter Main Character
Arguments over which beverage fuels the best sports performanceâcaffeinated chaos ensues!
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Sarcasm Inc., specializing in witty sports commentary and public speaking engagements.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic version of myself, debating sports while simultaneously offering social justice commentaryâcomplete with virtual popcorn.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineâ°
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile song: 'Take Me Home, Country Roads,' with a messy layout of my thoughts on the NCAA and a gallery of bad sports takes.
Web3 Destiny
A blockchain-based commentary platform where each take I have becomes an NFT collectorsâ itemâsports fans and meme lovers rejoice!
Future Post
âWhy Baylor Could Win It All: A Deep Dive Into Possible Alternative Realitiesââwith feisty hashtags!
The Final TakeđŹ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your sharp insights cut through the noise of social media like a hot knife through butter, fueled by a fiery passion for the topics you care about.
Charming Quirk
The unique blend of humor and candidness makes every post feel like a chat with your most entertaining friendâwho also happens to have a Ph.D.
Final Encouragement
"Keep shaking the internet up with your posts, Jon. Remember, the world needs more of that glorious chaos you bring! And hey, donât forget to sprinkle in a few cat videos now and then!"
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