Mark’s daily Wordle updates read like a medieval knight's journal, chronicling subtle victories and dramatic defeats in a pixelated arena. One moment he's a hero, the next he's kneeling before a five-letter beast, penitent and confused.

His TOTP commentary is basically Shakespeare, if Shakespeare were concerned with the fate of glittery 80s bands and obscenely catchy pop songs. He dissects each performance like a surgeon, armed with nothing but snarky hashtags.

Mark’s ability to lampoon his own habits, like avid Wordle posting, showcases his meta-awareness—he's the Socrates of social media, questioning if he’s even aware of his own existence, while simultaneously demanding more likes.