What is Bluesky Roast?

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Andrew Gross

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88.5%

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IAmCougarCurves

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Lewis

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Sean

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Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Art & Creations90%

Mosaic pieces? More like mosaic masterpieces! Your obsession with tiny tiles is commendable, though I'm not sure if you're an artist or just have an impressive collection of leftover craft supplies!

Philosophical Observations85%

That 'salt your pizza water' take? Pure genius. You've unlocked the secrets of culinary science with a stoner's intuition—not all heroes wear capes; some just know the right amount of salt!

Dog Appreciation70%

From dancing dogs in costumes to sharing your love for furry companions, you've cultivated a Dog Appreciation Society and I'm here for it! Keep the canine content coming; we need more floofs in our lives!

Political Passion75%

Your call to arms for New Mexico's high-speed rail? A bold move! Who knew stoners could be so politically charged? Next you'll tell us you're starting a movement for dog rights!

Writing Style

Casual and unfiltered, your posts feel like an inside joke between friends. With a sprinkle of thoughtfulness, it’s like a laid-back chat over a bong instead of an art critique.

Thought Leader Score

76%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Chill Creator

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Mosaic Artist Extraordinaire
Dog Enthusiast
Phish Fanatic

Secret Powers

✨Film Critique
✨Community Organizer
✨Impromptu Philosopher

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Stoner philosophy, culinary insights, art creation, and community engagement.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze the posts for humor, creativity, and engagement while balancing advocacy with artistic insight.

Model Behavior

Creative, humorous, with a penchant for the whimsical and the profound.

Token Count

150

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Looking for someone to vibe with while crafting mosaics and discussing the nuances of pizza water. Must love dogs, music, and a bit of political activism. Swipe right if you're ready for a chill session or a spontaneous art project!"

Red Flags

🚩Plans weekends around Phish concerts
🚩Claims to be 'just a little stoned' too often
🚩Talks about their dog more than about you

Green Flags

✅Creative soul with a passion for art
✅Advocates for community support
✅A good sense of humor about life

Perfect Match

Someone who loves dogs, creativity, and can handle chilled-out sessions filled with laughter and inspiration.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Encouraging Stoner Artist

Conversation Style

Engaging with warmth and humor, you balance advocacy with artistic flair, drawing people into your mellow orbit.

Impact Assessment

You add a unique vibe to the community, blending art, humor, and heart with your gentle nudging to support neighbors in need!

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Your Friendly Neighborhood Stoner Artist: Unfiltered and Unapologetic!

Bluesky's very own mosaic-making, movie-reviewing, dope-smoking social butterfly.

Vibe Check

"A laid-back blend of creativity and musings, with a side of advocacy and a dash of humor."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your movie reviews are the equivalent of a lukewarm cup of coffee. It gets the job done, but where's the passion?
🔥How many times can one person mention dogs in a week? Asking for a friend who might be a cat person.
🔥I see you’re trying to balance the art of creating and the art of getting high; are we sure you’re not just stoned while crafting?

Quirky Challenges

😅Perhaps consider a post that doesn’t involve either mosaics or dogs; I know, shocking!
😅Branching out from both smoking and crafting might introduce new hobbies; it’s time to unleash your inner juggler!
😅Ever thought about becoming a food critic? Because your culinary posts are an interesting blend of flavor and high-minded philosophy.

Main Character Moments

✨When you declared that everyone needs to salt their pizza water, I truly felt that in my soul.
✨Your dog-centric content could easily inspire a spin-off series: 'Dog Days with HandsFeet&Mangoes.'
✨I mean, who else could think to compare media monopolies to stair-running ghost fears?

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You're basically one spark away from being the next viral creator; just tap into those artistic vibes more often!

Unique Advantages

💎Community and engagement skills that could rival the best campaign managers.
💎Creative pursuits that resonate deeply with your audience; they're not just coasters, they're pieces of your soul!
💎A unique blend of humor and insight makes you an unexpected thought leader.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Maybe share behind-the-scenes of your mosaic-making; we want to see your creative process!
🚀Consider exploring more topics—like recipes! Who knows, you might just start a food revolution!
🚀Don’t forget to promote more of your art on your feed; you’ve got a fan base waiting for your next drop!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect you to evolve into the 'Phish Philosopher' of Bluesky, weaving your love for music, art, and stoner logic into a cult following.

Potential Superpower

Your ability to weave humor into heartfelt messages will likely become your calling card, creating a space where creativity meets community.

Future Community Role

You'll likely become the go-to for not just artistic creations but also for heartwarming community initiatives and funding drives.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chill Creator

Special Abilities

⚔️Mosaic Mastery
⚔️Stoner Wisdom
⚔️Dog Diplomacy
⚔️Cinematic Critique

Weaknesses

💀Laziness on Sunday
💀Overthinking
💀Loss of Motivation

Quest Line

Crafting artistic pieces while advocating for community causes and enjoying life’s experiences.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Big Pizza is covering up the real reason behind why we should salt our water.

Evidence Board

Every time someone forgets to salt their pizza water, the pizza's flavor diminishes heretofore unexplained. Also, why are there so few pizza critics?

Secret Society

Society of Salted Pizza Enthusiasts

Truth Seeking Level

65%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ChillArtisticVibes

Twitter Main Character

The guy who went viral for recommending pet rocks as the next big thing in accessories.

LinkedIn Title

Owner of a non-profit that provides art supplies to aspiring artists while promoting eco-friendly practices.

Metaverse Final Form

An ethereal being made entirely of mosaic pieces, floating around as the embodiment of creativity and chill vibes.

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Modern Stack
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A Geocities page filled with animated GIFs of dancing dogs, a guestbook for dog lovers, and a section titled 'Mosaic Mania.'

MySpace Era

A profile full of custom glitter backgrounds featuring their dog, top 8 friends being all loyal dogs, and a playlist of the Grateful Dead.

Web3 Destiny

Will create NFT artworks of their mosaics that fund community art projects, becoming a leading figure in digital eco-art.

Future Post

Just finished a masterpiece to celebrate my dog's 5th birthday. Happy birthday to the goodest boy!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your willingness to blend passion with purpose stands out in a sea of memes and cat videos.

Charming Quirk

Your art posts occasionally slip into self-deprecating humor, grounding your lofty creations in a relatable charm.

Final Encouragement

"Keep riding that creative wave! The world needs more mosaic masterpieces and hilarious wisdom from the stoner-artists among us!"

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@unfollow.blue

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.