ɯɐpɐ / dazzo716

@7thsphere.com

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626

Posts

638

Following

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Joined

May 10, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

dad of two boys, husband, ecommerce (Magento), dev work (laravel), infosec, 🏒 hockey (sabres), 🏈 football (#billsmafia). shit poster. 🦬 NY

The Thanksgiving Turkey of Social Media: Juicy, a Little Overcooked, and Full of Surprises!

Meet the dad next door who could roast a turkey and a hot take at the same time.

A delightful blend of dad humor, food wars, and the sweet chaos of family life.

88%

Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Thanksgiving Cooking Fiascos

80%

Food Innovations

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Thanksgiving Cooking Fiascos95%

Your Thanksgiving tradition sounds more like a cooking survival reality show - where's the camera crew?

Food Innovations80%

You’ve done the math, and apparently, pickle pizza is still not worthy of a Michelin star. Next!

Local Sports Loyalty75%

Your Bill Mafia devotion is so strong, it’s almost a religion. Pass the holy guacamole!

Humor in Everyday Life90%

Your posts are like a slapstick comedy of errors—who knew a logger and beavers could inspire so much joy?

Writing Style

A delightful melange of dad-centric humor, cultural critiques, and a dash of absurdity. It's as if the author has a direct line to the internet's weirdest thoughts and isn't afraid to share them.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Dad Joke Connoisseur

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Hockey Enthusiast
Culinary Experimenter
Sobriety Advocate

Secret Powers

✨Creative Thanksgiving cooking
✨Master of meme references
✨Public speaking about infosec

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of dad humor, local sports passion, and culinary quirks, shaped by a love for the absurd and a commitment to authenticity.

Prompt Engineering

Generate humorous social commentary and culinary critiques using dad humor with a sprinkle of absurdity.

Model Behavior

Charming and relatable, offering sharp insights into everyday life with a side of sarcasm.

Token Count

1500

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Dad of two boys, husband, and culinary experimenter seeking to add a little flavor to life. Must appreciate sarcasm, sports, and the occasional slapstick comedy revolving around hundreds of beavers."

Red Flags

🚩Obsessed with Thanksgiving cooking mishaps
🚩Unreasonably passionate about jam on grilled cheese

Green Flags

✅Authentic sobriety journey
✅Strong family values
✅Creative food lover

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate dad jokes as much as they enjoy adventurous food pairings.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Buffalo’s Unofficial Thanksgiving Ambassador

Conversation Style

In your replies, you mix sarcasm with genuine warmth, like gravy on mashed potatoes—unexpected, but it totally belongs!

Impact Assessment

You’ve fostered a community that thrives on wit, shared experiences, and the occasional existential crisis about food and sobriety.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Thanksgiving Turkey of Social Media: Juicy, a Little Overcooked, and Full of Surprises!

Meet the dad next door who could roast a turkey and a hot take at the same time.

Vibe Check

"A delightful blend of dad humor, food wars, and the sweet chaos of family life."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥You're single-handedly keeping the Thanksgiving turkey roast industry alive with your hot takes.
🔥Your love for 'Hundreds of Beavers' is the only endorsement the film industry didn't see coming.

Quirky Challenges

😅Stop trying to mix grilled cheese and jam; the cheese doesn’t appreciate the collab.
😅For someone who engages in so much culinary creativity, your actual cooking might still need a little seasoning.

Main Character Moments

✨That time you compared lake effect snow to a horror movie was both terrifying and relatable!
✨Your Thanksgiving post on sobriety could win an Oscar for Most Emotional Monologue.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With your knack for humor and storytelling, you might want to consider a side gig as a food writer or comedian!

Unique Advantages

💎Strong base in eCommerce can translate into effective food blogging.
💎Authenticity in sharing your sobriety journey is a beacon for others.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try a weekly segment of ‘Dazzo’s Culinary Adventures’ and bring your followers on your food escapades!
🚀Engage more with local culinary events; Buffalo needs your energy at every food festival!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

You’ll turn into the go-to source for Thanksgiving hacks and dad jokes on Bluesky.

Potential Superpower

Your uncanny ability to make anything hilariously relatable will attract followers faster than a sale on cranberry sauce.

Future Community Role

You might just become the culinary therapist of the Bluesky community—foodies everywhere will kneel at your Thanksgiving throne.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Lawful Shitposter

Special Abilities

⚔️Creative Turkey Roasting
⚔️Dad Joke Deployment
⚔️Sarcastic Hockey Commentary

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Food Pairings
💀Undetectable Meme References
💀Engagement with Low-Ranking Posts

Quest Line

Navigating the treacherous waters of family dinners while juggling eCommerce and the fine art of not burning the turkey.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The turkey is actually an alien life form sent to teach humans about family gatherings and overcooked traditions.

Evidence Board

Thanksgiving was invented to distract us from the real meaning of life. Look into it!

Secret Society

The Society of Culinary Conspiracy Theorists (SCCT)

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/DadJokesButMakeItCulinary

Twitter Main Character

Blaming the turkey for the sad state of Thanksgiving food every year and stirring up a debate about pickles in pizza.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Turkeys United, leading anti-burn initiatives and turkey cooking seminars.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic chef hosting Thanksgiving dinners in the metaverse, guiding users in virtual cooking classes with a side of dad jokes.

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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with recipes for Thanksgiving disasters and troubleshooting guides for avoiding dad joke overload.

MySpace Era

Profile adorned with glitter graphics featuring a turkey doing the Macarena and a playlist of pop-punk holiday songs.

Web3 Destiny

Founder of a DAO dedicated to preserving culinary traditions with blockchain-approved Thanksgiving recipes.

Future Post

In 2025, reminiscing about the time we thought pickle pizza was a good idea while sharing a recipe for a turkey that cooks itself.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your commitment to humor and authenticity makes you a staple in the social media food world.

Charming Quirk

That unique talent for turning every light-hearted post into a mini-narrative is pure gold.

Final Encouragement

"Keep cooking up those hilarious takes and heartfelt posts—social media needs more of your spicy flavor!"