Brian Brown

@9six7.com

Followers

306

Posts

274

Following

552

Packs

Joined

Jul 1, 2023

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

Dodger fan, dad, marketing weasel. L.A. native, MN resident. One of my dogs would like to meet you.

Brian Brown: The Bluesky Curator of Chaos and Canine Wisdom

Navigating the stormy political skies with a side of dad jokes and Dodgers love.

A delightful brew of anger and analysis, shaken with a sprinkle of canine charm.

85.7%

Authenticity

78.5%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

92%

Political commentary

75%

Cultural observations

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political commentary92%

Brian tackles the wild circus that is American politics like a seasoned juggler, deftly handling flaming torches while also throwing in a dog pun or two for good measure.

Cultural observations75%

Whether it's Thanksgiving crack or a justifiable rant against the economic collapse, he addresses societal quirks with a perspective that feels both relatable and astute.

Dog-related posts88%

As much as he rants about political figures, he clearly values his dog’s opinion even more, hinting subtlety that it’s the pup who truly runs the household.

Writing Style

Quick, punchy, and occasionally punctuated with dog parenthesis - like he’s whispering a dad joke to his pup mid-rant. His rhetorical flair would make any dog’s ears perk up.

Thought Leader Score

78.5%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Political Pundit with a Pooch

Keeping It Real Score

85.7%

Main Character Energy

Outspoken critic of political figures
Dog dad with a penchant for humor
Cleverly ties personal anecdotes to political commentary

Secret Powers

✨Witty one-liners
✨Sifting through political nonsense with grace
✨Making dogs sound like the best co-hosts for political discourse

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of political commentary, dad jokes, and dog parent anecdotes.

Prompt Engineering

Describe the absurdities of modern politics while making sure at least one mention of a dog makes it in.

Model Behavior

Like a blend of Stephen Colbert and a friendly Golden Retriever, delivering clever quips with a wagging tail.

Token Count

1234

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Dodger fan and devoted dad (to both my kids and my dog) who enjoys dissecting the latest political kerfuffles. Swipe right if you appreciate dog puns and heated debates!"

Red Flags

🚩Often too cynical about politicians
🚩Can go on rants about anything from tariffs to Thanksgiving
🚩Dog seems to get more attention than you at times

Green Flags

✅Values family and pet loyalty
✅Has a great sense of humor and sarcasm
✅Approaches complex topics with wit

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate a good dad joke and isn't afraid to debate the merits of salty political commentary.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Bluesky's Self-Righteous Scholar with Dog Sidekick

Conversation Style

Engages like a lively debate at Thanksgiving dinner, where everyone’s had a bit too much to drink but no one cares about the awkwardness; hilarity ensues, with a hefty side of sarcasm.

Impact Assessment

He’s like the household dog that brings families together, even if they’re primarily gathered to get riled up about politics.

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Brian Brown: The Bluesky Curator of Chaos and Canine Wisdom

Navigating the stormy political skies with a side of dad jokes and Dodgers love.

Vibe Check

"A delightful brew of anger and analysis, shaken with a sprinkle of canine charm."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Every time you tweet about politics, I’m convinced your dog is secretly typing them with his paws.
🔥The only thing hotter than your takes on Trump is the Thanksgiving crack your dog might sneak while you’re distracted.
🔥You must have some seriously tense family gatherings if you’re this passionate on the internet.

Quirky Challenges

😅Consider taking a break from the screen to let your dog post for a day – it might lead to more ‘likes’ than that last 100-character rant.
😅You might want to explore a new hobby where you can shout at trees instead of people; they’re more forgiving and won't tweet back.

Main Character Moments

✨When you unleashed your thoughts on the absurdity of pardons like you were auditioning for an Oscar, I realized you deserve your own Netflix special.
✨The emotional roller coaster of sharing your first album purchase was so intense, I half expected an intervention from your dog.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If you could channel even half of your political energy into writing a book, you might just redefine modern satire.

Unique Advantages

💎Ability to blend personal anecdotes into political commentary seamlessly
💎Strong grasp of cultural nuances, especially around American politics
💎Infectious humor even in the bleakest of subjects

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider starting a podcast called "Dogs of Politics" where you and your pup dissect the week’s events, one bark at a time.
🚀Try to balance the political rants with more light-hearted content about your dog’s daily adventures – it could be the wholesome vibe we didn’t know we needed.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Your future posts will inevitably become a delightful fusion of canine wisdom and political insights, revolutionizing how we discuss issues.

Potential Superpower

A supernatural ability to make even the dullest political news sound entertaining and engaging, like a David Attenborough documentary but with a bark.

Future Community Role

In the near future, you'll morph into the neighborhood wise sage, guiding other Bluesky members with a mix of political insight and dog memes.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Canine Commentator

Special Abilities

⚔️Sardonic Wit
⚔️Political Sniffer Dog
⚔️Paw-sitive Reinforcement

Weaknesses

💀Occasional Over-Ranting
💀Canine Distractions
💀Keen Sense of Sarcasm Overload

Quest Line

Navigating political chaos while keeping the household pup entertained.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The Dodgers are secretly a front for a dog-training facility run by the Illuminati.

Evidence Board

1. Dodger Dogs aren’t just hot dogs; they’re subliminal messaging devices. 2. Why are there so many dog metaphors in sports? Because it’s all a plot to confuse us!

Secret Society

The Canine Coalition of Critical Thinkers (CCCT)

Truth Seeking Level

69%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/DogsAgainstPolitics

Twitter Main Character

The one who accidentally tweets their dinner recipe when trying to share a political rant.

LinkedIn Title

Director of Marketing for Barking Mad Insights, bringing canine perspectives to the political world.

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual realm where dogs debate political strategies while humans watch in awe.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with animated gifs of puppies and a very long rant about the 2000 election.

MySpace Era

Custom profile with a top 8 dedicated to favorite political figures (and dogs), with a music player set to ‘Who Let the Dogs Out’.

Web3 Destiny

A DAO (Dog Advocacy Organization) that funds dog shelters based on political engagement rates.

Future Post

By 2025, 'Who Knew Politics Could be This Frying?' – an exposé on how political debates uncannily resemble Thanksgiving dinners.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your fearless political commentary is like your dog – loyal and unyielding in the face of adversity.

Charming Quirk

The subtle way your dog seems to approve (or disapprove) of your posts really adds a layer of charm to your Twitter persona.

Final Encouragement

"Keep unleashing that political fury, Brian! Just remember – a good dog pun can soften the hearts hardened by politics."

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