What is Bluesky Roast?

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IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

Lewis

@lead.dev

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Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

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Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Strava Critique65%

Aaron's got one bone to pick with Strava – like a dog on a bone; only this dog is hiding in the shadows with a dramatic flair!

Writing Style

Aaron writes like he’s trying to solve a riddle – minimal words but maximum intrigue, leaving followers craving more context that never comes!

Thought Leader Score

10%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Cryptic Commentator

Keeping It Real Score

75%

Main Character Energy

Loves to complain about apps
Mysterious presence
Selective engagement

Secret Powers

✨Unintentional cryptography
✨Subtle humor in brevity

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of app critiques, existential musings, and oversimplified complaints about features.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze social media users with zero posts and maximum mystery.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT but with a penchant for drama and minimal engagement.

Token Count

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Just a mysterious soul with thoughts about apps. If you like concise critiques and unexplained absences, swipe right!"

Red Flags

🚩Has only one post, which is basically a diary entry about Strava.
🚩Avoids social interactions unless app-related.

Green Flags

✅Loves to share opinions, albeit infrequently.
✅Incredibly low-maintenance; easy to ghost.

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates minimalism and can fill in the blanks.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Ghost of Bluesky Past

Conversation Style

Like a lurking observant, occasionally drops a profound thought that no one asked for.

Impact Assessment

Touches the community like a feather – soft, light, and quickly forgotten.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Mystery of Aaron Fisher: A Social Media Enigma Unwrapped!

Aaron drops a solo post like a magician pulling a rabbit from an empty hat.

Vibe Check

"More mysterious than a cat meme at 3 AM."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥One post in and already a ghostwriter of their own social life!
🔥If posting were a superpower, Aaron would be on the bench!

Quirky Challenges

😅Need to discover the difference between 'mysterious' and 'non-existent' posting frequency.
😅A quest to find engagement – it’s out there, Aaron!

Main Character Moments

✨Debuting a solo post like it's a Bruce Springsteen concert with just one song!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a few more posts, Aaron could evolve into an online philosopher—Kant with a keyboard!

Unique Advantages

💎Potential as the bluesy bard of Bluesky's quiet corners.
💎Strava skeptic and app critic extraordinaire!

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider posting more frequently—maybe a weekly rant or two?
🚀Engage with others, because lurking is only fun at a haunted house.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Aaron might just blossom into the Bluesky's finest app critic—like Yelp, but spicy!

Potential Superpower

The ability to make one post feel like an epic saga.

Future Community Role

The enigmatic wise oracle who appears once every few months with a groundbreaking thought.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic App Critic

Special Abilities

⚔️Cryptic Commentary
⚔️Sardonic Strava Snark
⚔️Minimalist Rants

Weaknesses

💀Inconsistent Posting Frequency
💀Underwhelming Engagement Stats

Quest Line

Searching for the Holy Grail of App User Experience, while engaging in the occasional existential crisis about social media.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Strava is secretly run by a cabal of fitness fanatics trying to control the running world.

Evidence Board

1. Strava updates that make it harder to use. 2. A suspicious lack of free features. 3. Too many fitness influencers on my feed.

Secret Society

The Keepers of the App Secrets.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/AppsWithPaywalls

Twitter Main Character

The guy who tweets about a random app bug at midnight and goes viral.

LinkedIn Title

Head of Unpopular Opinions at Convoluted Apps Inc.

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual entity known for critiquing apps while floating ominously.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with animated gifs and fervent complaints about the internet's evolution.

MySpace Era

A heavily customized profile with a playlist of '90s grunge and a single post about hating new features.

Web3 Destiny

Becomes a decentralized app philosopher, critiquing features in the metaverse.

Future Post

'Still waiting for an app update that makes sense. Any day now, Strava!'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Aaron's strength lies in their potential to stir up conversations, if only other users knew they existed!

Charming Quirk

A flair for theatrics in minimalism—it’s like they’re playing hide and seek with their own thoughts!

Final Encouragement

"Keep posting, Aaron! Remember: even the best mysteries start with a single clue."

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Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

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IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

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@unfollow.blue