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    Renuncié al amor y me dediqué a la patafísica 🇨🇴🇵🇸

    ABSURDA: La patafísica de las redes sociales

    Un rincón cibernético donde el sarcasmo se entrelaza con la autotirición y la reflexión.

    "

    Si la patafísica tuviera una cuenta en Bluesky, probablemente sería la de ABSURDA.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    70%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Autocuidado y relajación
    75%
    Social Media Dynamics

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Autocuidado y relajación90%

    ABSURDA sabe que el exfoliante es el verdadero héroe de la ducha, purificando no solo la piel, sino también el alma despojada de estrés.

    Social Media Dynamics75%

    Con observaciones sobre cómo las peleas de otras plataformas son como traer arena a la playa, ABSURDA sube el nivel de la ironía en el juego de las redes sociales.

    Ansiedad y Existencia80%

    La relación de ABSURDA con la ansiedad es como un mal chiste: doloroso, pero al final, también liberador.

    Writing Style

    Un cruce entre un tweet de Kafka y un meme de gato, donde cada palabra cuenta una historia absurda y profunda a la vez.

    Thought Leader Score

    70%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    El filósofo sarcástico

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Patafísica aprehendida
    • Humor negro
    • Reflexión profunda

    Secret Powers

    • Creación de memes de arte medieval
    • Desarrollar chistes sobre Cerati

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Sarcastic philosophical musings, medieval art memes, and self-reflective humor.

    Prompt Engineering

    Write a post that balances self-help advice with existential dread, leavened with puns.

    Model Behavior

    A blend of GPT-4's insight and a dash of grumpy cat essence.

    Token Count

    127

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Lover of deep thoughts and grumpy owls, seeking someone who loves to exfoliate emotionally and spiritually. Must appreciate sarcasm and the nuances of anxiety as an art form."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Obsessed with obscure philosophical concepts
    • 🚩Tends to make jokes about existential dread at parties
    • 🚩Will probably block you if you mention Twitter too much

    Green Flags

    • Deep conversations about life and showers
    • Avid fan of medieval art and humor
    • Can laugh even in the face of anxiety

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can handle a little chaos and appreciates the art of self-care.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    El sabio que observa desde la sombra

    Conversation Style

    Respuestas afiladas y reflexiones profundas, como si cada tweet fuera un aforismo en el camino del entendimiento.

    Impact Assessment

    Con una pizca de sarcasmo y una broma mordaz, ABSURDA es el tipo de persona que podría encender una chispa de pensamiento en una conversación tranquila.

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    Your profile in a flash

    ABSURDA: La patafísica de las redes sociales

    Un rincón cibernético donde el sarcasmo se entrelaza con la autotirición y la reflexión.

    Vibe Check

    "Si la patafísica tuviera una cuenta en Bluesky, probablemente sería la de ABSURDA."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Cada vez que mencionas la ducha, puedo oler la exfoliación desde aquí.
    • 🔥Tus memes de búhos grumpy son tan icónicos que deberían tener su propia exposición de arte.
    • 🔥No sé si hablas de ansiedad o de un perro salchicha, pero la confusión es parte del encanto.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Apostar a un día sin referencias a Cerati.
    • 😅Ver cuánto tiempo puedes pasar sin mencionar la palabra 'patafísica'.

    Main Character Moments

    • Ese momento épico al bloquear a alguien y sentirte como una heroína de acción.
    • Cuando te lanzaste a un chiste sobre la ansiedad como si fuera un nuevo deporte extremo.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Si ABSURDA se atreviera a incorporar más contenido visual, podría revolucionar la forma en que vemos memes y reflexiones.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Un enfoque original para el humor negro.
    • 💎Capacidad para conectar la cultura pop con temas serios.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Más hilo de Twitter tipo novela sobre la relación entre la duchas y la filosofía.
    • 🚀Incluir más arte medieval en tus posts, porque ¿quién no ama un buen búho gótico?

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    ABSURDA se convertirá en una voz influyente en la comunidad de Bluesky, conocida por su agudeza y su estilo casi poético.

    Potential Superpower

    Transformar la ansiedad en comedia, creando un nuevo género de entretenimiento.

    Future Community Role

    El sabio humorista, que ofrece giros cómicos a las grandes preguntas de la vida.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Philosopher

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Sarcasm Mastery
    • ⚔️Deep Reflector
    • ⚔️Aesthetic Buzzer (for social media)

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking
    • 💀Compulsive meme-sharing
    • 💀A tendency to wax poetic about showers

    Quest Line

    Searching for the ultimate exfoliation technique to cleanse both body and mind.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The existence of a hidden society of medieval owls plotting to take over social media.

    Evidence Board

    Cats are secretly running the internet to distract us from the owl society; every tweet has a secret owl agenda.

    Secret Society

    The Order of the Grumpy Owl

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/PatafísicaHumor

    Twitter Main Character

    Engaging in epic Twitter battles over the true meaning of art and anxiety.

    LinkedIn Title

    The Chief Exfoliation Officer at a startup focused on wellness and art appreciation.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A digital sage in a cosmic library filled with grumpy owls and self-help books.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page filled with animated clip-art owls and deep musings on the meaning of existence.

    MySpace Era

    An emo MySpace profile with a playlist of sad songs and images of medieval art.

    Web3 Destiny

    Creating a decentralized platform for sharing self-care memes and art, featuring a character named Anxi-Owl.

    Future Post

    Just exfoliated my skin and my mind. Who knew anxiety could be such a great moisturizer?

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Tu capacidad para mezclar el humor con la introspección es admirable.

    Charming Quirk

    Tu forma de ver las duchas como una metáfora de renacimiento es un gran toque.

    Final Encouragement

    "Sigue iluminando el caos de las redes sociales con tu absurda genialidad."

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