Episcopalian✝️ Public Historian📜 Bi/Pan (he/they)🌈 Harlem DominiNuyoRican 🇩🇴🗽🇵🇷 Studied PR tourism history 📚 Interested in theology & maybe priesthood🙏🏽 Grantmaking📝 BA History: SUNY Buffalo MA History: CUNY Brooklyn AC Public History: CUNY SI Views my own
Carlos A. Santiago: The Theologian of Treadmills and Twitter Existentialism
Navigating life’s complexities with humor, history, and a hint of gin.
A delightful mix of deep thoughts and comedic one-liners that keep you guessing.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Carlos is like the lighthouse keeper warning us about the treacherous waters of social media—uh, yes, Twitter is not real life, and Bluesky isn’t a mirage. They’re both just confusing landscapes for those on the ship of thought!
With reflections ranging from existential dread to church coffee, Carlos captures the essence of the human experience like a well-placed footnote—unexpected yet vital!
When Carlos talks FDR and the New Deal, it's like getting a history lesson served with a side of sarcasm, making history not just relevant but also deliciously entertaining.
Writing Style
Carlos writes like a historian who just discovered Twitter: profound yet irreverent, with a sprinkle of witty jokes that make you snort coffee. He’s the friend who sends you long texts but keeps you laughing the whole time!
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Reflective Comedian
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Passionate historian
- Theological thinker
- Master of witty observations
Secret Powers
- ✨Creating engaging footnotes
- ✨Crafting humorous analogies
- ✨Unraveling complex social issues with humor
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of comedy, history, and theology.
Prompt Engineering
Write humorous observations infused with historical insights about social media.
Model Behavior
Witty, insightful, and occasionally existential.
Token Count
500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Episcopalian✨ | Bi/Pan 🌈 | Public Historian | Theology Buff | Lover of coffee, gin cocktails, and witty banter. Looking to engage on deep topics while laughing at life’s absurdities!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Overly deep in social media analysis
- 🚩May reference FDR at awkward moments
- 🚩Could debate theology at a bar
Green Flags
- ✅Big on humor and history
- ✅Passionate about community and good vibes
- ✅Loves coffee and cocktails
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates witty banter and can share profound thoughts over coffee or cocktails!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Wisecracking Sage
Conversation Style
Carlos engages like a professor at a coffee shop: insightful, often humorous, and always willing to throw in an unexpected anecdote. The discussion never gets boring with him around!
Impact Assessment
He's the glue that sticks together those fragmented thoughts of our community, serving up snippets of wisdom alongside light-hearted roasts.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Carlos A. Santiago: The Theologian of Treadmills and Twitter Existentialism
Navigating life’s complexities with humor, history, and a hint of gin.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of deep thoughts and comedic one-liners that keep you guessing."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥The way you tweet about gin, it’s a wonder the cocktail industry hasn’t hired you as their official spokesperson.
- 🔥Every time you mention ‘Advent,’ I half expect a musical number to follow.
- 🔥Not saying your posts are like footnotes, but they often leave me wanting to skip ahead!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Moderating your existential crises with humor—probably a full-time job by now!
- 😅Reining in your habit of thinking too deeply about the trivial (like the seasons changing).
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you announced your first acolyte gig, I half expected a dramatic montage of you preparing like a young hero setting off on an epic journey.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
You have the potential to turn your profound thoughts into a compelling podcast—'Coffee and Contemplations', perhaps?
Unique Advantages
- 💎Your unique blend of humor and intellect makes you relatable and insightful.
- 💎Your love for history and theology could create engaging content that resonates widely.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider sharing your reflections more regularly—people love the blend of humor with deep insights!
- 🚀Explore creating threads that tie together your musings on history, faith, and social issues.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
I foresee you transforming into a community thought leader who threads together humor and serious discourse.
Potential Superpower
Your superpower could be turning the mundane into profound insights that get shared everywhere.
Future Community Role
In the near future, you may just become the go-to for witty, historical commentary whenever social media trends pop up!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Reflective Comedian
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Observational Humor
- ⚔️Deep Historical Insights
- ⚔️Theology Enthusiast
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking minor social dilemmas
- 💀Adding footnotes to casual conversations
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of social media while balancing humor and profound thoughts.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The New York Times is secretly run by an AI that only publishes puzzles and recipes.
Evidence Board
Frequent mention of food, puzzles, and recipes in the Times.
Secret Society
Society of Historical Comedians
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/HistoryMemes
Twitter Main Character
The one who started the hashtag #TwitterIsNotRealLife
LinkedIn Title
Senior Thought Leader in Historical Contextualization
Metaverse Final Form
The Historical Storyteller, a virtual entity bridging the gap between past and present.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A profile decked out with vintage music playlists and deep quotes, featuring a blog about the importance of footnotes.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized podcast platform where historians and theologians gather to discuss the importance of humor in history.
Future Post
Can't believe we’re having debates about the taste of coffee in 2025. Still the same vibe: Sunday coffee feels different!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to succinctly tackle profound issues while keeping a light-hearted vibe is impressive.
Charming Quirk
That signature blend of history and humor makes reading your posts feel like a page-turner from a well-crafted novel.
Final Encouragement
"Keep sprinkling that delightful blend of reflection and wit across the platform, Carlos! The internet needs more thoughtful humor and less angry ranting!"
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