What is Bluesky Roast?

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@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

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Lewis

@lead.dev

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Absurdity in Modern News75%

They share a link from The Onion—a bold move akin to serving a gourmet meal at a fast food drive-thru. It tells us they appreciate the absurdity of reality, even if they only do it once every blue moon.

Writing Style

Minimalist with a flair for the absurd; every word saved is a word lived—just one post to define an entire social presence!

Thought Leader Score

10%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Absent-Minded Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Curiosity in every sentence
Master of the subtle nod
Thrives on the absurd

Secret Powers

✨Finding humor in the mundane
✨Linking obscure articles
✨Creating existential crises with one post

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Training Data

A diet of minimalistic posts and absurdist humor.

Prompt Engineering

Please generate a single post that evokes mystery and curiosity without revealing too much.

Model Behavior

Like a generative artist in a library—consistently inspiring but generally silent.

Token Count

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Looking for deep thoughts hidden beneath layers of silence. Lover of absurd news and minimal interaction."

Red Flags

🚩Shares more links than thoughts.
🚩Might not respond for days at a time.

Green Flags

✅Curiosity about everything.
✅Finds humor in the mundane.

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates the subtlety of silence and the power of a well-placed link.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Quiet Observer

Conversation Style

One-sided conversations with self—still waiting for a response from The Onion!

Impact Assessment

Like a pebble in a pond, their impact is felt but rarely acknowledged.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Unofficial King of Minimalism

A singular post that raises the question: Is less really more?

Vibe Check

"A quiet echo in a bustling digital landscape."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Only nine followers? At this rate, they could form their own support group.
🔥Just one post? You’re like the social media equivalent of a garden gnome—adorable but mostly decorative.

Quirky Challenges

😅Linking to content instead of creating original thoughts—bold strategy!
😅Having a bio that's more mysterious than a David Lynch film.

Main Character Moments

✨Sharing a satirical link and leaving everyone wondering—is this a joke or an invitation to think?

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With just a sprinkle more activity, they could become the unexpected voice of reason in a chaotic digital landscape.

Unique Advantages

💎A knack for finding the unusual in the usual
💎The ability to provoke thought with minimal input
💎A unique perspective that feels both refreshing and bewildering

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider sharing your thoughts on the articles you post.
🚀A thread about your interests could spark real conversations—think of it as a digital potluck!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

A gradual shift from the one-hit-wonder to a regular sage of absurdity.

Potential Superpower

The ability to make people think twice about the absurdities of life with just one post.

Future Community Role

The enigmatic philosopher who shows up to the digital dinner party and only comments on the appetizers.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Minimalist

Special Abilities

⚔️Curiosity Overflow
⚔️Link Dropper Extraordinaire
⚔️Existential Crisis Instigator

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking the tweet button
💀Inactivity-induced invisibility
💀Fear of too many words

Quest Line

To uncover the absurdity of digital life through brief yet impactful musings.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The existence of a hidden society of garden gnomes that actually run the internet.

Evidence Board

1. All gnomes have an uncanny resemblance to famous tech CEOs. 2. They are often overlooked yet present everywhere. 3. Garden gnomes seem to react to trending topics in social media.

Secret Society

The Order of the Subtle Observers—movers and shakers of societal absurdity.

Truth Seeking Level

45%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PhilosophicalMemes—moderating posts from the depths of existential humor.

Twitter Main Character

Accidentally starts a viral trend of sharing absurd news articles with no commentary—Twitter burns with confusion.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Curiosity Officer—connecting obscure articles to everyday challenges in a corporate world.

Metaverse Final Form

A sentient meme that shares absurdities while dancing in virtual circles.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page decked out in pixel art with a single link to a random Onion article and a scented background.

MySpace Era

Custom profile song: "Weird Fishes" by Radiohead; layout featuring an aquarium theme and a single post about how fish symbolize absurdity.

Web3 Destiny

An NFT collection of minimalistic statements paired with bizarre images of gnomes contemplating existence.

Future Post

"Just because I don't tweet much doesn't mean I don't think a lot. #DeepThoughts"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Their curiosity is infectious, even if it’s quiet.

Charming Quirk

A knack for finding the silliness in serious topics is delightful!

Final Encouragement

"Keep it weird, keep it curious—who knows, you might just be the unexpected philosopher we didn’t know we needed!"

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