Sensory design. 3 core design assumptions: humans have vast imaginations, extraordinary capacities and are kind. Public prototyping on BlueSky. He/him
Alastair Somerville: The Sensory Designer Who Thinks (and Posts) Outside the Box
Acuity in action! Alastair's design-driven thoughts are as deep as his pool of posts is vast.
A whimsical mix of insightful commentary and delightful randomness.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Alastair understands the delicate dance of design with humans, constantly threading the needle between creativity and accessibility. His ideas float like butterflies and sting like bees — just the way design should!
Alastair isn’t just swimming; he dives deep into the cultural deep end with hot takes on everything from local politics to the infamous 'Thai Football Team Stuck In Cave' drama, aiming to reel in insights faster than a fisherman on a caffeine high.
Posting about workshops is Alastair's bread and butter, or should we say 'workshop and butter'? His enthusiasm is palpable and infectious, making him the life of the facilitation party.
Writing Style
Alastair has a unique, conversational style that oscillates between academic musings and casual banter, as if he’s sipping tea while dissecting the meaning of life and then suddenly sharing a cute cat video.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Provocateur
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Design nerd extraordinaire
- Cultural commentator extraordinaire
- Low-key philosopher
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of awkward moments
- ✨Snack-based motivational speaker
- ✨Quick-fire wit in 280 characters or less
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of design principles, cultural critiques, and workshop facilitation techniques, with a dash of cake appreciation.
Prompt Engineering
Describe the human experience in nuanced terms while interspersing memes, metaphors, and insightful commentary.
Model Behavior
The model exhibits traits of a knowledgeable yet whimsical sage, balancing intellect with a playful demeanor.
Token Count
1024
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate about sensory design and accessible creativity. Love for cultural critiques and cake. Looking for someone who appreciates thoughtful dialogues and spontaneous laughter."
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessed with workshops — is this my job or a hobby?
- 🚩Frequent musings on the ethics of design — could we just scroll memes instead?
Green Flags
- ✅Kind and caring, believes in the power of collaboration.
- ✅Great sense of humor, can turn even a grater mishap into a story!
Perfect Match
Someone who shares a passion for design and can appreciate a well-crafted metaphor — or at least knows the difference between a phone and a kitchen tool.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Idea Whisperer
Conversation Style
Engaging and inclusive, Alastair often draws others into thoughtful discourse, like a moth to a flame, but instead of getting burned, they just leave with enlightening tidbits.
Impact Assessment
Alastair’s influence is like a warm hug: comforting yet invigorating. His posts inspire community reflection and collaboration.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Alastair Somerville: The Sensory Designer Who Thinks (and Posts) Outside the Box
Acuity in action! Alastair's design-driven thoughts are as deep as his pool of posts is vast.
Vibe Check
"A whimsical mix of insightful commentary and delightful randomness."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥More posts about cake than swim trunks – prioritizing priorities!
- 🔥If thoughtful design was a sport, Alastair would somehow be both the referee and the ball.
- 🔥Alastair might need a fidget toy to help him concentrate on just one topic!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Less cake, more swims — balance that sweet tooth with some aquatic culture!
- 😅Finding a way to make boring posts about the news sound as engaging as a workshop about empowering individualism!
- 😅Streamlining the metaphor use — sometimes less is more, even in design!
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time he shared a ten-dollar box of fidget toys — because who doesn’t love a good post about multi-tasking?
- ✨Finding humor in a grater that he mistook for a designer phone — both avant-garde and kitchen savvy!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Alastair could tap into his humor more often; imagine the workshops filled with both laughter and learning!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A vast network of design enthusiasts who are eagerly awaiting Alastair's next deep dive.
- 💎An uncanny ability to reference exciting cultural phenomena while keeping posts grounded in real-world impact.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try structuring posts with engaging visuals — let your creativity shine!
- 🚀Incorporate more personal stories to invite followers into your design journey!
- 🚀Engage more with followers to spark discussions about shared experiences with design!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Alastair will host online workshops that blend humor with insightful design philosophy, becoming the go-to facilitator for remote brainstorming sessions.
Potential Superpower
The ability to transform even the driest academic articles into riveting tales of intrigue and human spirit.
Future Community Role
Alastair might evolve into a community leader, bringing people together for engaging discussions on design and culture.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Thoughtful Provocateur
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Design Insight
- ⚔️Cultural Commentary
- ⚔️Facilitation Wizard
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly Abstract Musings
- 💀Bites Off More Than He Can Chew on Topics
- 💀Frequent Cravings for Cake
Quest Line
To bridge the gap between creativity and accessibility, one enlightening workshop at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Big Cake is secretly controlling social media to push for a more dessert-centric world.
Evidence Board
Frequent posts about cake suggest a hidden agenda to distract from real issues in design, like accessibility.
Secret Society
The Society of Sensory Sensibility — where light-hearted conversations and deep dives into design meet over slices of cake.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ThoughtfulDesigns — where nobody ever debates cake consumption versus aquatic sports.
Twitter Main Character
He argues with a bot about the ethics of design, while people argue about breakfast tacos.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Creative Curations, where meetings always feature snacks and brainstorming breaks.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital realm where every interaction is infused with sensory experiences and workshop puns.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile that flashes between posts about ‘Top 8 Designers to Follow’ and ‘Emo Cake Aesthetics’.
Web3 Destiny
Founding a decentralized platform for sharing insightful design principles while trading NFTs of cake recipes.
Future Post
"Reflecting on the past year of design... And yes, I did have cake to celebrate. #Reflections #DesignLife"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Alastair's knack for connecting seemingly random thoughts into coherent, impactful narratives is truly impressive.
Charming Quirk
Embracing the unexpected in his posts — from cake mentions to obscure bionic eyes — adds spice to his feed.
Final Encouragement
"Keep shining bright, Alastair! Your unique perspective is a breath of fresh air in the digital landscape — just remember: less cake equals more room for fresh ideas!"
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