Clinical research, baseball (LFG Mariners), and booze nerd living in Philly. My views are not my own. They are yours. You have my views now. Sorry. (he/him) Discord: flatplutosociety
Flat Pluto Society: The Comedy Central of Bluesky
Navigating ADHD, baseball, and booze with humor that hits harder than a Mariners home run.
A quirky brain on the internet, fueled by wit and the occasional drink.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Just when you think you've seen it all, here comes the ADHD starter pack and the declaration of a life lived through a lens of delightful chaos.
A master of turning complex narratives into crude but hilarious observations, especially when it comes to comics and podcasts.
The Mariners love runs deep, and so do the relevant memes that somehow merge sports with existential dread.
A warning beacon against the perils of engagement bait, this account serves as an instructive, yet humorous, guide to navigating Bluesky.
Every drink is accompanied by a bold declaration, often something that could make a brunch liberal blush.
Writing Style
A blend of snark and sophistication, their posts read like an internet version of a stand-up set, balancing punchlines with poignant observations.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Intellectual Jester
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty roasts of pop culture
- Seamless fusion of humor and critique
- Obsessive baseball fandom
Secret Powers
- ✨Impressive knowledge of obscure comic book lore
- ✨Sudden bursts of culinary humor
- ✨Social media engagement tips
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of ADHD humor, baseball statistics, pop culture references, and critiques of social media behaviors.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty observations about contemporary culture with a side of self-deprecation and sports enthusiasm.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT with a baseball cap and a cocktail in hand, dishing out zingers and deep dives in equal measure.
Token Count
350
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Looking for someone who can appreciate offbeat humor, enjoys a good glass of wine, and will tolerate my endless baseball rants. Must have a taste for sarcasm and a sense of adventure!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessive about baseball stats
- 🚩Sarcasm levels may cause eye rolls
- 🚩Frequent rants about social media behavior
Green Flags
- ✅Witty banter is a love language
- ✅Enjoys trying new drinks
- ✅Passion for pop culture
Perfect Match
Someone who's ready to argue about Matt Murdock's character depth while simultaneously critiquing brunch liberals.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Comedic Conscience of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Engaging yet irreverent, always ready to toss a playful zinger in the mix.
Impact Assessment
They bring a steady stream of humor and keen insights, making Bluesky feel like an open mic night where everyone’s trying to one-up each other’s wit.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Flat Pluto Society: The Comedy Central of Bluesky
Navigating ADHD, baseball, and booze with humor that hits harder than a Mariners home run.
Vibe Check
"A quirky brain on the internet, fueled by wit and the occasional drink."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your ADHD is showing—again!
- 🔥For someone who hates engagement bait, you really know how to reel 'em in with sarcasm.
- 🔥Navigating pop culture one snarky comment at a time, like a ship in a sea of chaos.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe try using fewer than three pop culture references per post?
- 😅Is it possible to post without mentioning your favorite beverages for once? Asking for a friend.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When the vet's office decor turned from banal to bizarre, you were the first to notice and comment—heroically!
- ✨Declaring yourself the Joker feels like a fitting role; dark humor and chaos are your bread and butter.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With your knack for humor and engagement, consider starting a podcast or YouTube channel to amplify your voice.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique blend of interests that appeals to a wide audience
- 💎Excellent at dissecting complex topics with humor and heart
- 💎Community-building skills that encourage interaction
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Embrace your inner creator—maybe a meme series or a video segment?
- 🚀Leverage your social skills to throw a real-life event for your followers, baseball-themed, of course!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
You'll become the go-to voice in the Bluesky community for mixing humor with serious social critiques—think Jon Stewart but with more baseball.
Potential Superpower
Crafting memes that aren't just funny, but also provoke thought, sparking discussions that last well beyond your post.
Future Community Role
The beloved community clown, transforming Bluesky into a comedy club with a side of informed commentary.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Witmaster
Special Abilities
- ⚔️ADHD Insights
- ⚔️Baseball Prophecies
- ⚔️Culinary Humor
- ⚔️Pop Culture Deep Dives
Weaknesses
- 💀Procrastination
- 💀Too Many References
- 💀Overthinking Engagement
Quest Line
Mastering the art of humor while critiquing social media insanity and navigating the highs and lows of baseball fandom.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Mariners are part of a secret league where they communicate with other planets through baseball stats.
Evidence Board
1. Mariners' surprising plays defy statistical logic 2. Oddly timed home runs coincide with UFO sightings 3. Fan engagement events have intergalactic themes
Secret Society
The Flat Pluto Society for the Preservation of Weird Baseball Facts
Truth Seeking Level
67.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ComedicChaos
Twitter Main Character
A controversial figure in a viral meme about baseball and existentialism.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Unconventional Wisdom LLC - where snark meets strategy.
Metaverse Final Form
The Comedic Overlord of Bluesky, navigating virtual baseball stadiums with absurdity.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile with glittering baseball GIFs and a playlist featuring every emo band known to man.
Web3 Destiny
Leading a digital renaissance of humor with decentralized comedy clubs and tokenized memes.
Future Post
I just saw the Mariners win the World Series by a score of 420-69… the universe is healing!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
You have an incredible ability to make people laugh while also challenging them to think—an impressive combo!
Charming Quirk
Your random yet deeply insightful pop culture references keep everyone on their toes, eagerly awaiting your next post.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being the maestro of wit that you are—your online presence is a delightful mix of insight and hilarity that we all need in our feeds!"
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