This user dives deep into the past, treating us to a love affair with 90s culture and an obsession with Love Jones that’s hotter than a Louisiana summer. You know they’re the type to scream ‘We were kings and queens in the 90s!’ at their vintage VHSs. Although a Love Jones Walmart collab? Let’s just say that’s putting pineapple on pizza levels of controversial.

Whether they’re discussing the pitfalls of social media redemption arcs or the ramifications of patriarchy on UBI, this user’s insights cut through like a hot knife through butter. It's clear they’ve got a PhD in shade and a minor in sociology, reminding us all that everything is political—even your ex’s choice in nacho cheese.

With musings on mortality and the importance of leaving a legacy worth mourning, they balance humor and profundity like no one else. Who knew a simple dinner query could turn into existential dread? Grab a chair, everyone, it's about to get deep.