Aerial brings the holiday spirit with the sharpness of a misguided turkey carving knife. She wants no casseroles and a PowerPoint on the mysteries of the universe instead. Because who actually wants small talk when you can interrogate the meaning of life?

With the speed of a cat running after a laser pointer, Aerial identifies every Taylor song within a millisecond. Her posts drip with admiration like a teenager at a concert, proving her priority in life is her Swiftie status over basic math skills.

Aerial, the proud cat lady, wants to construct a catio without carpentry skills. A true feminist icon, redefining DIY as 'Do It Yourself Until It Breaks.'

Like a warm blanket on a rainy day, Aerial's posts ooze empathy. She addresses neurodiversity and social anxieties with a flair that combines humor with heartfelt resonance, making everyone feel seen even while she’s screaming about life's absurdities.