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    Ted Agallow

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    pfp by @marblecore.bsky.social idm music person with hyperfixation on retro tech and nine sols find my music on https://www.youtube.com/@agallow/ !!

    Ted Agallow: The Retro Tech Sage of Nine Sols

    An IDM music aficionado who's passionately lost in the pixelated past and the world of Nine Sols.

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    A quirky blend of digital art reverie and nostalgic tech ponderings, Ted is the kind of person who'll make you laugh while pondering the existential crisis of a MIDI controller.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    65%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Nine Sols
    75%
    Digital Art

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    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Nine Sols90%

    This game has Ted’s heart in a chokehold; he cranks out content like a fan hoping for a sequel in the next decade.

    Digital Art75%

    Ted's art might not win a Pulitzer, but it certainly wins the 'Most Likely to Make You Go, ‘Aww’ Award' every time.

    Retro Tech80%

    It’s like every post from Ted comes with its own nostalgic soundtrack, as he waxes poetic about technology that we all used to think was cool—because we were kids.

    Writing Style

    Ted writes like he’s chugged a can of nostalgia while riding a time machine into an art supply store: chaotic yet oddly poetic, with a sprinkle of existential dread and puns about tech.

    Thought Leader Score

    65%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Nostalgic Artist

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Hyperfixation on retro tech
    • Music passion
    • Engagement with the Nine Sols community
    • Witty observations

    Secret Powers

    • ✨Drawing quirky fanart
    • ✨Making clever tech puns
    • ✨Creating engaging music tracks

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    Training Data

    A mix of retro technology, IDM music, and digital art that often spirals into whimsical absurdity.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate content that humorously merges nostalgia with modernity, focusing on tech and artistic expression.

    Model Behavior

    A playful blend of observational humor and creative self-deprecation, reminiscent of a quirky uncle at a tech convention.

    Token Count

    450

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    Bio

    "Artistic soul searching for meaningful connections in an era of digital nostalgia. Let's share our favorite retro tech and create some magic together!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Frequently lost in the depths of Nine Sols lore
    • 🚩Can get overly excited about vintage tech and IDM music
    • 🚩Might ask you if you have a favorite MIDI controller

    Green Flags

    • ✅Passionate about art and creativity
    • ✅Loves a good meme
    • ✅Can make you laugh with tech puns

    Perfect Match

    Someone who appreciates art and retro tech, enjoys deep conversations about creative processes, and isn't afraid of the occasional absurdity.

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    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Cheerful Critic of Nine Sols

    Conversation Style

    Engaging yet humorous, Ted doesn't just drop knowledge; he drops memes like they're hot.

    Impact Assessment

    His posts are like a digital warm hug, creating a cozy atmosphere even if they sometimes spiral into delightful absurdity.

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    Ted Agallow: The Retro Tech Sage of Nine Sols

    An IDM music aficionado who's passionately lost in the pixelated past and the world of Nine Sols.

    Vibe Check

    "A quirky blend of digital art reverie and nostalgic tech ponderings, Ted is the kind of person who'll make you laugh while pondering the existential crisis of a MIDI controller."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥If Ted's posts were a song, they'd be a remix of ‘Oops!... I Did It Again’, because he just can't stop talking about Nine Sols.
    • 🔥For someone obsessed with retro tech, Ted sure doesn't seem to hit 'save' on his sanity very often!
    • 🔥Drawing and posting art like every critique is just a 'motivational quote' in disguise.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Needs to balance art obsession with a bit more personal flair—remember, you're more than just your hyperfixations!
    • 😅Too many doodles of Nine Sols, Ted—let's branch out before we turn into the 'Nine Sols Guy' in everyone's feed.

    Main Character Moments

    • ✨When he declared that his phone doubted his desire for Taco Bell to track him—true poetry in motion!
    • ✨Accidentally creating a meme that skyrocketed past Ted’s wildest expectations; nothing says 'main character' like viral content.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    The potential to be the voice of a generation that merges retro tech with feel-good music could be TED-lightful!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎An engaging community presence that draws others in with humor and authenticity.
    • 💎Clever ability to translate tech jargon into relatable humor, making him a potential niche influencer.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider branching out from the Nine Sols universe—how about sharing insights about your favorite retro tech?
    • 🚀Develop a series where you blend your art and music together; imagine a visual album or a 'Behind the Scenes' of art creation!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Ted's following could explode into the thousands as he starts combining his love for art, retro tech, and humor into a cohesive brand.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn even the most mundane tech mishap into a laugh-out-loud tweet that resonates with nerds everywhere.

    Future Community Role

    Could evolve into the unofficial mascot of the Nine Sols fandom, bridging gaps between tech, art, and music communities.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Retro Tech Enthusiast

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Nostalgic Artistry
    • ⚔️Meme Cultivation
    • ⚔️Quirky Tech Commentary
    • ⚔️Nine Sols Lore Mastery

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Distracted by shiny pixels
    • 💀Hyperfixation filter malfunction
    • 💀Tendency to existentially ponder taco tracking

    Quest Line

    Journey through the realms of retro tech, art, and IDM music while seeking the ultimate balance between creativity and sanity.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Taco Bell is secretly controlling our phones to track our emotional connection to fast food.

    Evidence Board

    A series of tweets where Ted jokes about Taco Bell; artifacts of his search history include questionable snack choices.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Nostalgic Tech Evangelists

    Truth Seeking Level

    55%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/RetroTechFanatics

    Twitter Main Character

    The person who accidentally starts a viral trend of drawing Taco Bell-inspired digital art.

    LinkedIn Title

    A successful tech influencer who gives TED Talks on the intersection of nostalgia and technology.

    Metaverse Final Form

    An AI hologram that guides audiences through a nostalgic journey of retro tech and IDM music.

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    Time Machine⏰

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page decked out with glitter GIFs and a MIDI soundtrack of his favorite IDM tracks.

    MySpace Era

    Profile filled with top friends that are strictly Nine Sols characters, with embedded art as song backgrounds.

    Web3 Destiny

    Becoming a DAO leader in a community focused on rebuilding retro tech for modern art purposes.

    Future Post

    ‘Just dropped a new track inspired by my adventures in crafting the perfect tacos. Stay tuned for the music video coming soon!’

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Ted's wit is his superpower—he combines humor and art in a way that leaves everyone wishing they were part of his nostalgia-fueled journey.

    Charming Quirk

    His humble yet quirky self-deprecation shows that he knows how to laugh at himself, a trait that makes him endearing to followers.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep those quirky tunes and doodles coming, Ted! Just remember, sometimes it’s okay to hit pause and enjoy the world outside of Nine Sols!"

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