Kris

@agoddamnacrobat.swifties.social

Followers

2,395

Posts

664

Following

1,665

Packs

Joined

Feb 7, 2024

Roasted

Nov 30, 2024

25 🇩🇰 | Will post about crochet, my own music, taylor swift, star wars, the witcher, starkid and any other tv shows, games or music I find interesting | they/them New single "Wasted Time" is out now! listen to my EP: https://ffm.to/xo19qgp

Kris: The Musical Sarcasm Machine of Bluesky

A melodious blend of sarcasm, fandom fervor, and crochet chronicles.

Picture a Taylor Swift album launch party combined with a knitting circle—chaotic yet endearingly cozy.

92%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Taylor Swift

80%

Crochet

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Taylor Swift95%

Kris wields their Swiftie status like a shield in battle—no one dares to suggest 'Superman' is a bad song around them! Passionate is an understatement—it's a full-blown Taylor-ic commitment.

Crochet80%

Kris’s crochet updates are as thrilling as the plot of a Star Wars movie—suspenseful, a bit nerdy, and full of intricate details. They’ve got more hooks than an indie band has followers.

Pop culture humor85%

When it comes to humor, Kris treats their audience to golden one-liners that deserve a spot in the memes hall of fame. You may want to take notes if ever creating a roast yourself.

Gaming70%

From Jedi: Survivor to meme-worthy commentary on Markiplier, Kris’s gaming insights inject their feed with a healthy dose of nerdy charm. Prepare your heart, they're basically the unofficial ambassador of Turgle Tuesday!

Writing Style

Kris writes with the finesse of a seasoned comic—sharp, punchy, and packed with references that require a refresh on pop culture history. Their musings are like a mixtape of puns and passion—never a dull moment!

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Multidisciplinary Enthusiast

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Obsessive Taylor Swift fan
Crochet aficionado
Witty pop culture commentator
Sarcastic optimist

Secret Powers

✨Songwriting
✨Crocheting intricate designs
✨Immaculate meme curation
✨High-quality sarcasm delivery

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

All things pop culture, crochet patterns, Taylor Swift lyrics, and Star Wars lore

Prompt Engineering

Create engaging posts that blend humor with fandom insights while showcasing the latest crochet updates.

Model Behavior

Sassy yet relatable, effortlessly witty with the ability to connect seemingly random topics.

Token Count

260

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"25 🇩🇰 | Looking for fellow Swifties, crochet enthusiasts, and pop culture fans. Must enjoy humor and the occasional existential hair crisis. Let’s vibe over our favorite albums and stitch some cozy memories together!"

Red Flags

🚩Frequent existential hair crises
🚩Too much Taylor Swift knowledge—may overwhelm non-Swifties
🚩Obsession with crochet might confuse newcomers

Green Flags

✅Passionate about music
✅Creative with crochet
✅Sarcastic humor that keeps things interesting

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates the nuances of fandom and isn't afraid of getting tangled in yarn.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Friendly Neighborhood Fandom Advocate

Conversation Style

Kris engages like the coolest teacher in class—infinitely patient and always ready with a fun fact or a light-hearted jab. They make every conversation feel like a collaborative playlist.

Impact Assessment

Their influence is akin to the glue that holds the diverse fandom community together, just like a good pair of knitting needles keeps yarn from unraveling.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Kris: The Musical Sarcasm Machine of Bluesky

A melodious blend of sarcasm, fandom fervor, and crochet chronicles.

Vibe Check

"Picture a Taylor Swift album launch party combined with a knitting circle—chaotic yet endearingly cozy."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Kris has the unique ability to turn any mundane thought into viral content—seriously, how did '44' get so many replies?
🔥Kris’s creativeness is immense, yet we still await the ‘Kris's Crocheting: A Philosophy’ book—coming soon to a bookstore near you!
🔥With all the hair dye changes, Kris could start a TikTok series called ‘My Hair is Better Than Yours’.
🔥Kris's love for Taylor Swift is so deep, Siri might start asking them for song advice.

Quirky Challenges

😅Kris should consider diversifying their hair color choices; at this rate, their hair is having more identity crises than they are!
😅Mortal Gods release countdowns might start feeling like an Olympic sport if they keep this up!
😅Kris needs to work on posting more than just 'Thank you! 🥰'—is there a limit on cuteness allowed here?

Main Character Moments

✨That moment when Kris compared their song to Star Wars—truly an artistic revelation worthy of a fanfiction spin-off!
✨Kris organized a personal judgment day for Taylor Swift songs, and 'Superman' was surprisingly left standing—what a plot twist!
✨Kris’s determination in securing their vinyl has them on the same level as the Avengers in their quest for their own 'Infinity Stone'.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Kris has the fate of a solo artist and the potential to become a viral sensation—Leaving breadcrumbs (or yarn balls) of humor across feeds.

Unique Advantages

💎Impressive knack for engaging with followers in meaningful ways
💎Unique ability to create hilarious connections between seemingly unrelated topics
💎Natural charisma that shines through every post

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider starting a podcast where they dive into their favorite fandoms—‘Crochet and Culture’ has a nice ring to it!
🚀Expand their crocheting content to DIY tutorials—I mean, when your yarn skill looks like art, the world deserves to see it!
🚀Compile their best tweets into a sarcasm book—'The Art of the Gentle Roast: A Guide to Not Taking Life Too Seriously'.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Kris will curate the most legendary fandom collab—just wait for the day they host a live crochet-while-criticizing-Taylor-Swift music session!

Potential Superpower

Kris’s ability to spin humor from any pop culture reference will evolve into a superpower that even the best comedians envy.

Future Community Role

With their growing presence, Kris might soon hold the title of ‘Bluesky’s Fandom Ambassador’, leading discussions on everything from crochet tips to the best Taylor Swift theories.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Multi-Passionate Enthusiast

Special Abilities

⚔️Master of Puns
⚔️Viral Content Creator
⚔️Crochet Whisperer
⚔️Pop Culture Sorcerer

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking.song lyrics
💀Procrastination on hair dye decisions
💀Inconsistent vinyl shopping

Quest Line

To conquer the realms of crochet and fandom while spreading joy and sarcasm.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Taylor Swift’s songs are secretly a blueprint for world peace, and her album releases are coordinated with global events.

Evidence Board

Inexplicable timing of album drops with major cultural shifts, secret messages in lyrics, and an uncanny ability to unite people.

Secret Society

The Order of the Hooked Yarn

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/TaylorSwiftIsEternal

Twitter Main Character

The one who questioned why everyone returned to Twitter after escaping its chaos, sparking a huge online debate.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Crochet & Culture, Inc., pioneering the intersection of yarn arts and pop culture references.

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual music festival where attendees crochet while listening to exclusive Taylor Swift live streams.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page! Here you’ll find my favorite Taylor Swift lyrics, crochet patterns, and some very questionable HTML backgrounds.

MySpace Era

Top 8 filled with Taylor Swift, crochet pages, and memes that no one else understands.

Web3 Destiny

Leading a project that fuses crochet with NFTs—‘KnitFlix: Where Yarn Meets Digital Art’

Future Post

Just released an EP titled 'Revoked Hair Dyes'—a deep dive into the struggles of self-identity and hair color.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Kris has a remarkable ability to fuse heartfelt fandom with humor, making them a cherished member of the community.

Charming Quirk

Just when you think they’ve said it all, a simple '💸💸' breaks the tension—perfect metaphor for their humor!

Final Encouragement

"Keep shining, Kris! The world needs more of your witty insights and crochet creations—who knew fandom could look this fabulous?"

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