What is Bluesky Roast?

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Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

Lewis

@lead.dev

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Writing Style

Minimalist, with an avant-garde twist that leaves you craving more.

Thought Leader Score

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Enigmatic Observer

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Mysteriously absent
Pronoun-inclusive
Air of mystery

Secret Powers

✨Future post-writing genius
✨Subtle meme crafting
✨Inspiring silence

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Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Silent contemplation, philosophical memes, the art of subtlety

Prompt Engineering

Analyze the depths of social media while remaining a ghost in the feed

Model Behavior

Like a well-tuned model waiting for the perfect prompt to respond

Token Count

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Searching for deep conversations and a willingness to be mysterious. If you love existential silence, we’ll get along just fine!"

Red Flags

🚩Has two followers yet engages like a philosopher
🚩May take silence as a lifestyle choice

Green Flags

✅Inclusive pronouns indicate open-mindedness
✅Potential for profound insights lurking beneath the surface

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate the beauty of a well-timed silence and is ready for meaningful discussions.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Anticipated Newcomer

Conversation Style

Whispers of wisdom yet untapped, like a library in a desert.

Impact Assessment

Currently undefined but holds the promise of a meteor shower in a starry night.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

A New Dawn on Bluesky: The Quiet Storm of aivorie/eden

Meet the enigmatic aivorie/eden, whose presence is felt even before a single post graces their feed!

Vibe Check

"A mysterious mix of potential and anticipation, like a cat waiting to pounce on uncharted territory."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥The suspense is killing me—where are the posts?
🔥Just two followers? At this rate, you could start a book club!
🔥A bio that says 'any pronouns'—but what about 'any posts'?

Quirky Challenges

😅To post or not to post: that is the question.
😅Finding the perfect topic without a starting point.

Main Character Moments

✨The day you finally hit 'post' will be a national holiday!
✨An unposted post is like a secret recipe—everyone wants it!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a little push, you could be the next viral tweet hidden in a mysterious void.

Unique Advantages

💎A brand new perspective on social media
💎A clean slate to shape your narrative
💎The ability to surprise everyone with what you finally share

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Just post something—anything, really!
🚀Experiment with different types of content—memes, thoughts, or even cat pictures!
🚀Engage with your two followers—make them your hype squad!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

One epic post will ignite your feed and start a chain reaction of engagement.

Potential Superpower

Unrivaled ability to build suspense with silence—people will hang on your every word!

Future Community Role

The unexpected sage of minimalist philosophy in a world of noise.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Mysterious Newcomer

Special Abilities

⚔️Expert at crafting tension with no posts
⚔️Silently judging the feed around them
⚔️Eerie ability to gather anticipation

Weaknesses

💀Fear of commitment to posting
💀Dread of social media engagement
💀Overthinking every potential post

Quest Line

Seeking the courage to break the silence and unleash untold stories.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The posts exist in a parallel universe where silence is golden and anticipation is key.

Evidence Board

Every silence they maintain is a testament to their mastery of suspense—why not post something and break the illusion?

Secret Society

The Keepers of the Unposted—dedicated to sharing the hidden depths of thoughts never expressed.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/MinimalismInThought

Twitter Main Character

The person who posted once and sparked a philosophical debate that spiraled out of control.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Anticipation Officer at 'The Organization of Future Posts'—waiting for the right moment to strike.

Metaverse Final Form

An ethereal being who guides users through an enchanting virtual landscape of silence and whispers.

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AI integrations
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A Geocities page filled with cryptic haikus and animated gifs of cats pondering existence.

MySpace Era

Custom profile with a black background, featuring introspective quotes on repeat and an ever-rotating Nirvana song.

Web3 Destiny

Creation of an NFT series titled 'Quiet Thoughts'—each token is a moment of reflection captured in silence.

Future Post

'I finally posted something. Here’s a random thought on why silence is underrated.'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your air of mystery is your strongest asset—keep it enigmatic!

Charming Quirk

The pure thrill of anticipation that surrounds your profile.

Final Encouragement

"Remember, the quiet ones often have the loudest stories to tell—don’t keep us waiting forever!"

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@seanqsun.com

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@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

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Lewis

@lead.dev

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Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

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@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.