Constantine's political posts read like a Shakespearean play where each character is more ludicrous than the last, and the plot thickens with every outrageous tweet from public figures. It's as if he's commenting from a dystopian future where everything is wrong but also a little too right. Passionately dismal, with an enthusiasm rating of 80%.

With the wisdom of a sage and the frustration of a veteran, he skillfully navigates the world of education commentary. He calls out those who make uninformed critiques about schools as if they're critiquing a Picasso without knowing a thing about art. Passionate yet direct, rating a sturdy 75%.

His observations on societal quirks blend humor with a poignant awareness of how absurd we all are. From comparing democracy to toddler tantrums to pondering the deep desires behind dining experiences in LA, Constantine's wit shines brighter than his coffee. Passionate and observant, scoring a 78%.