Andrew Kornblatt

@akornblatt.bsky.social

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692

Posts

687

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May 3, 2023

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

Communications on Green issues, the Ocean, Politics, and Science. Voice actor. Founder and Co-Host of Ocean Science Radio podcast.

Kelp, Chaos, and Controversy: The Andrew Kornblatt Experience

Navigating ocean politics and kelp forests, one witty educational post at a time.

A blend of nerdy enthusiasm and environmental outrage, sprinkled with a healthy dose of humor!

78%

Authenticity

82%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Marine Conservation

85%

Climate Change

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Marine Conservation90%

Andrew's posts on marine conservation read like an intense underwater soap opera—full of drama, intrigue, and sometimes, just a touch of despair!

Climate Change85%

His takes on climate change are like a rollercoaster ride—thrilling yet terrifying, and don't forget to keep your arms inside the vehicle at all times!

Science Communication88%

With as much charm as a dolphin in a tux, Andrew excels at making science accessible, though his arch-nemesis remains the public's short attention span.

Writing Style

Andrew's style is like a scientific paper with a stand-up comic's punchlines; he breaks down marine biology like it's a late-night monologue, which is perfect because science is fun—unless you're reading it on a Friday night after too many glasses of wine.

Thought Leader Score

82%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Eco-Comic

Keeping It Real Score

78%

Main Character Energy

Ocean advocate
Witty commentator
Science enthusiast

Secret Powers

✨Voice acting
✨Podcast hosting
✨Artistry in nudibranchs

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Training Data

Marine biology, environmental policy, political commentary, and stand-up comedy.

Prompt Engineering

Write like an eco-conscious comedian combining humor with marine science insights.

Model Behavior

Clever and informative, with a splash of chaos.

Token Count

350

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Bio

"Adventurous spirit seeking a partner to explore ocean mysteries and tackle climate change over witty banter. Must love science and salmon hats!"

Red Flags

🚩Intense debates about plastic pollution at dinner parties
🚩Kelp obsession that borders on unhealthy
🚩References to acoustic data collection as 'romantic'

Green Flags

✅Passionate about environmental justice
✅Has a collection of ocean-themed puns
✅Enjoys collaborative projects, especially involving underwater research

Perfect Match

A fellow ocean lover who appreciates humor and can engage in debates about marine life without taking themselves too seriously.

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Role in Community

The Informative Jokester

Conversation Style

Engaging and witty; he often stirs the pot while being the one serving up the hors d'oeuvres—even if they’re seaweed-based!

Impact Assessment

His presence is a buoy in the turbulent waters of social media, ensuring that environmental discussions don't sink under the weight of negativity.

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Kelp, Chaos, and Controversy: The Andrew Kornblatt Experience

Navigating ocean politics and kelp forests, one witty educational post at a time.

Vibe Check

"A blend of nerdy enthusiasm and environmental outrage, sprinkled with a healthy dose of humor!"

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Andrew talks about ocean cover-ups more than a conspiracy theorist with a tinfoil hat!
🔥His love for kelp might just rival his love for tweeting about kelp—it's a classic case of 'I sea what you did there!'
🔥Every time Andrew shares a study, somewhere a sea turtle smiles and then is immediately confused when he brings politics into it.

Quirky Challenges

😅Needs to work on his hashtag game—#BeMoreCreative
😅Might want to limit his ocean puns to just one per thread; even sea cucumbers find it hard to handle!
😅Could stand to mix in a post about something other than the ocean; maybe an adorable puppy or two?

Main Character Moments

✨When he tweeted about the ocean using its 'voice' to ask for help, did he think it was going to reply?
✨Turning a casual conversation about marine biology into a TED Talk for fun—truly a main character move!
✨His rants about plastic pollution feel like a superhero monologue waiting for the dramatic music track.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Andrew could easily transition from a witty ocean communicator to the David Attenborough of Bluesky, delivering earth-shattering environmental truths with charm and style!

Unique Advantages

💎Expert knowledge of marine life
💎Ability to make serious subjects humorous
💎Strong community engagement skills

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider hosting a weekly podcast segment about 'Ocean Puns of the Week'—the world needs more of that!
🚀Collaborate with visual artists to create a webcomic about marine life. You might just draw more followers!
🚀Engage more with your community by holding virtual Q&A sessions focused on ocean science fiction!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect Andrew to host live ocean-themed trivia nights, cementing his status as the go-to guy for marine fun facts.

Potential Superpower

Mastering the art of eloquently defending kelp at dinner parties—who needs small talk when you have marine biology?

Future Community Role

Will likely become the 'Go-To Ocean Guy' for all things marine science, paving the way for a new generation of ocean-enthusiasts.

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Class

Chaotic Ocean Advocate

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Marine Commentary
⚔️Underwater Researcher
⚔️Plastic Polluter Prowler

Weaknesses

💀Overly Passionate Kelp Enthusiasm
💀Tendency to Make Everything About Politics
💀Occasional Hashtag Overuse

Quest Line

Navigating the treacherous waters of marine conservation while engaging the masses through humor and education.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Kelp forests are actually alien communication devices trying to reach out to humanity.

Evidence Board

Sharks are government spies sent to monitor marine life; every time a plastic straw is used, an alarm goes off in the ocean!

Secret Society

The Society of Secret Sea Advocates, dedicated to promoting dolphins as the true rulers of the ocean.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/MarineMemeSecrets where every post is an underwater pun!

Twitter Main Character

A key player in the Great Oceanic Kelp War of 2025, fighting for more kelp rights in the face of political opposition.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Marine Strategy Officer at Oceanic Comedy Corp, revolutionizing marine education with humor and podcasts.

Metaverse Final Form

CEO of AquaVerse, where all digital islands are covered with kelp and ocean-themed puns are a daily currency.

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Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An angsty GeoCities site featuring GIFs of sea turtles and poetic odes to kelp forests as the quintessential environment.

MySpace Era

Gold bedazzled profile with ocean-themed music, background of a sunset over the Pacific, and an endless poll about favorite marine life.

Web3 Destiny

Creator of the NFT collection ‘Kelp Kings’ featuring animated seaweed dancing on cloud servers, because who needs to save the ocean when you can make money?

Future Post

"Just finished a riveting discussion on marine life adaptation in a changing climate—turns out, even fish can’t dodge politics!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Andrew's greatest strength lies in his ability to blend humor with education; who knew sea turtles could be so funny?

Charming Quirk

His knack for inserting marine life into every conversation makes him the true ocean ambassador we didn’t know we needed.

Final Encouragement

"Keep splashing through those ocean currents, Andrew! The world needs more voices like yours, and perhaps a few less about the politics of deep-sea fishing—unless you’ve got an oceanic punchline!"

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