A socialist from Ireland. Baker and tech person. 26. Can also be found on Mastodon, tho less active. Because of the lack of algo, I'm a bit AP-brained when it comes to liking stuff Pronouns: idk, there's a txt record at pronouns.alan.siorc.eu
Alan: The Digital Socialist Baker Stirring Up the Bluesky Sourdough
From baking bread to baking hot takes, Alan's Bluesky is a mix of crumbs and social commentary.
A delightful mix of Irish sarcasm, nostalgia, and a sprinkle of political activism.
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What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Alan's political posts read like an episode of 'The Office', but set in the Irish parliament where everyone is frantically trying to do their job after a long weekend of drinking.
His knack for referencing nostalgia core vibes could make a hipster weep; it's like he’s a time-traveling meme lord just waiting to drop some cultural history bombs.
Alan's baking posts could convince even a staunch cookie-hater to reconsider their life choices; he seems to be the friend who'd bake you a cake for your existential dread.
Writing Style
A master of the casual quip, Alan's tweets read like a chat with your most charismatic friend; every typo is just an unexpected plot twist.
Thought Leader Score
72%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Revolutionary
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Passionate political commentary
- Nostalgic references to internet culture
- Unexpected humor in everyday observations
Secret Powers
- ✨Baking artisanal bread
- ✨Spotting typos at a mile away
- ✨Understanding the nuances of Irish politics
If you were an AI...🤖
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Training Data
Irish politics, baking techniques, internet memes, and cultural commentary
Prompt Engineering
Analyze and roast the social media presence of a witty socialist baker
Model Behavior
Engages deeply with political contexts while maintaining an ironic tone
Token Count
250
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Socialist baker with a penchant for political commentary and nostalgia. If you can handle typos and love a good donut, we’ll get along just fine!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Politically obsessed
- 🚩Frequent typos
- 🚩Nostalgia for the 'good old days'
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about baking
- ✅Socially conscious
- ✅Quick wit for days
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate a well-crafted scone and engage in lively political debate.
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
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Full Infrastructure
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Premium Design
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Enterprise Ready
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Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Voice for Leftist Humor
Conversation Style
Engaging with a dose of sarcasm, it's like he’s sprinkling political truths with a generous dash of irony.
Impact Assessment
He brings a fresh but unfiltered perspective that balances the humor of everyday life with the harsh realities of politics.
TL;DR Version⚡
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Alan: The Digital Socialist Baker Stirring Up the Bluesky Sourdough
From baking bread to baking hot takes, Alan's Bluesky is a mix of crumbs and social commentary.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of Irish sarcasm, nostalgia, and a sprinkle of political activism."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Alan's ability to spiral from nostalgia to politics is like jumping from a warm bed into a cold shower—unexpected and a little shocking.
- 🔥He tweets about elections with all the energy of a caffeine-fueled 10-year-old at a birthday party—full of enthusiasm and maybe a little hyperbole.
- 🔥If Alan had a dollar for every typo he made, he could single-handedly fund a socialist revolution.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Sometimes goes deep into Irish politics like he’s trying to explain the plot of 'Inception' to someone who's only seen 'Finding Nemo'.
- 😅Has more unfinished drafts than a college thesis committee—seriously, how many tweets are living in your drafts, Alan?
Main Character Moments
- ✨His PRSTV ballot joke? Definitely a moment that made everyone double-take and think, 'Did he really just say that?'
- ✨That time he brought nostalgia into politics left everyone wondering if they should laugh or reflect—classic Alan.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With that level of sarcasm, he could launch a career as a political cartoonist or a late-night talk show host.
Unique Advantages
- 💎An uncanny ability to distill complex political issues into digestible bites of humor.
- 💎A community ready to engage with his witty retorts and poignant observations.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Step up the engagement with polls on his posts—let’s see if he can create a wave of 'Ask Alan' sessions.
- 🚀Incorporate more baking into the political discourse; because if anyone can combine bread and politics, it's him.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Alan to move into a podcast format, where he blends baking techniques with political discussions.
Potential Superpower
His ability to turn any mundane moment into a deep philosophical discussion about society—while keeping it light and humorous.
Future Community Role
Alan might just become the resident philosopher-baker of Bluesky; picture a modern Socrates with a rolling pin.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Witty Revolutionary
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Artisanal Bread Baking
- ⚔️Political Satire
- ⚔️Nostalgia Mining
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking Every Post
- 💀Drafting But Not Posting
Quest Line
To bake the perfect loaf while critiquing the political system one tweet at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is replacing all our bread with gluten-free alternatives to control the masses.
Evidence Board
1. Every time I buy bread, there's a new tax on gluten. 2. You can't trust anything labeled 'low-carb'. 3. Look at the rise of veganism—it's all a plan!
Secret Society
The Brotherhood of the Dough
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/IrishPoliticsMemes
Twitter Main Character
The Twitter user who tweets every time someone gets elected in real-time, often with running commentary like a sports event.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Bake & Break: Where We Rise and Fight for Social Justice
Metaverse Final Form
A digital bakery where users can debate bread recipes while throwing virtual dough at reactions.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A top 8 list featuring my favorite types of dough. The more crust, the better!
Web3 Destiny
Cryptocurrency powered by dough: the more you bake, the richer you get!
Future Post
I just ran for office on a platform of free bread for everyone, and it's going surprisingly well!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Alan's sharp wit and political insight make him a standout voice in the often-drab landscape of social media discourse.
Charming Quirk
His seamless transition from political rants to baking tips is like watching a stand-up performer juggle chainsaws while discussing the meaning of life.
Final Encouragement
"Keep stirring the pot, Alan—because every good revolution needs a little humor to rise!"
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