WFMU DJ, stained glass doer, writing instructor, songwriter, Dad to Tico the dog, Resistor of Trump and his gang of fascist scum 6° on WFMU radio archives https://www.wfmu.org/playlists/S6
Welcome to Alan 6°: King of Stained Glass and Satire!
Alan is here to illuminate the dark corners of politics and life, one post at a time.
A delightful mix of righteous outrage and heartwarming dog dad moments; basically, a stained-glass rainbow in a world of gray.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Alan's posts swing like a pendulum between tongue-in-cheek humor and razor-sharp critiques, often leaving his followers wondering if they should laugh or rage. Let's be real, it’s mostly both!
He seamlessly blends the beauty of stained glass with social activism, proving that the only thing more colorful than his art is his view on current events.
Every so often, Alan drops a reminder of his WFMU roots, as if to say, 'Yes, I’m a cultured DJ—please listen to me while I rant about the idiots in power!'
Writing Style
Alan’s posts could be classified as a delightful chaos: they skip from poetic musings to snarky comments faster than one can say 'Twitter is dead.' If you enjoy sarcasm served up with a side of sincerity, you’re in for a treat!
Thought Leader Score
90%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Snarky Social Commentator
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Political firebrand
- Dog-loving sentiment
- Artistic flair for stained glass
Secret Powers
- ✨Radio DJ skills
- ✨Master of witty comebacks
- ✨Crafting custom designs for glass that shine brighter than his political critiques
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political commentary, stained glass artistry, dog-related anecdotes, WFMU DJ archives
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty and insightful posts that blend humor with political critique and artistic expression, while occasionally showcasing a lovable dog
Model Behavior
Sassy yet poignant, with a knack for connecting the dots between culture and politics
Token Count
250
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"WFMU DJ who throws shade at political shenanigans while crafting stunning stained glass. Dog dad to Tico, my therapy pup. Swipe right for witty banter and a side of socially-conscious art!"
Red Flags
- 🚩May rant about politics during dinner dates
- 🚩Stained glass installations may be non-negotiable
- 🚩Obsessed with Tico—might steal attention
Green Flags
- ✅Loves dogs and will eagerly pet yours
- ✅Can offer political discourse and artistic inspiration
- ✅Proficient in making fun of the absurdities of life
Perfect Match
Someone who values creativity, social justice, and isn’t intimidated by a little dog fur.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Unofficial Cheerleader for Good Vibes and Vigilante Justice
Conversation Style
Alan engages like a caffeinated squirrel—fast-paced and occasionally chaotic, but always with good intentions and a sprinkle of humor!
Impact Assessment
His presence is both a lighthouse and a fire alarm for the community: guiding lost souls while shouting warnings about the danger of complacency.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Welcome to Alan 6°: King of Stained Glass and Satire!
Alan is here to illuminate the dark corners of politics and life, one post at a time.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of righteous outrage and heartwarming dog dad moments; basically, a stained-glass rainbow in a world of gray."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posts like a whirlwind of political angst, it’s like he’s trying to break the record for most hashtags used while making a point!
- 🔥His dog, Tico, probably has more calm in his life than Alan does with all this daily political angst.
- 🔥For someone who loves stained glass, he sure shatters a lot of political glass ceilings...with rants.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe try responding to three replies without using a single emoji—could be a fun challenge!
- 😅In a world of memes, Alan’s posts could often benefit from a sprinkle of light-hearted images instead of just fire and brimstone.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time he described Tico as a 'bright light'—bring on the feels!
- ✨Every rant about political corruption feels like a climactic scene in a movie where the hero just won a minor victory.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If Alan leaned into more artistic showcases of his stained glass work, he could turn his feed into a vibrant gallery of light and social commentary!
Unique Advantages
- 💎He has a unique combination of creativity and critical thought, making his voice a rare gem.
- 💎His ability to foster community through his shared curated content is a superpower!
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Incorporate more visuals of his stained glass works and offer behind-the-scenes peeks into the artistic process.
- 🚀Engage with followers on lighter topics occasionally—balance is key when you're serving up political hot takes.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Alan will become the go-to source for both political insight and eye-catching stained glass updates, all while managing to keep followers entertained and informed.
Potential Superpower
The ability to craft poignant social commentary that’s as dazzling as stained glass; illuminating truths even in the darkest of political times.
Future Community Role
The unyielding voice of reason and creativity that blends art with activism, making Alan the community's moral compass!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Glass Artisan
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Master of Sarcatronic Commentary
- ⚔️Stained Glass Artisan with a Political Edge
- ⚔️Dog Dad to the Rescue
Weaknesses
- 💀Overzealous Political Ranting
- 💀Accidental Puns
- 💀Fierce Loyalty to Tico
Quest Line
To create stained glass masterpieces while dismantling the forces of tyranny and spreading joy through witty quips.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Stained glass is actually a government surveillance tool created by ancient space cats.
Evidence Board
Unconfirmed sightings of UFOs near stained glass windows, links between light refraction and mind control.
Secret Society
The Illuminated Glass Society (IGS) that advocates for the rights of artistic expression and transparent government, pun intended.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ArtAgainstTyranny
Twitter Main Character
The one who tweets the political and artistic commentary that inspires a global shutdown of all Christmas parties in protest of capitalism.
LinkedIn Title
Creative Director of ‘Light of Justice’, a stained glass studio committed to activism and a podcast about political satire.
Metaverse Final Form
Reigns as the overlord of a virtual stained glass museum where every panel shines a light on social justice.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Top 8 is full of rad indie bands and includes Tico as his pet, while his profile is adorned with glitter GIFs and political slogans.
Web3 Destiny
Mints NFTs of stunning stained glass artwork that also double as political statements, disrupting traditional art markets.
Future Post
‘In today’s episode of Democracy, Tico weighs in on Biden’s latest scandal and shares his bark-tastic analysis!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Alan’s ability to blend humor with a righteous cause makes him an indispensable voice in today's social media landscape.
Charming Quirk
His endearing dog-dad moments offer the perfect emotional counterbalance to his fiery political posts.
Final Encouragement
"Keep shining bright, Alan! If life throws you unshiny glass, remember: you’ve got the skills to turn it into a masterpiece."
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