🏴 I was born in Tenerife (🇮🇨 Canary Islands) and now living in Málaga 👨🏻💻 CTO • Software Engineer • Solution Architech 📖 Eternal Padawan ⚠️ Neurodivergent • Dyslexic • Sociable and unsocial 🔸Topics: #coding #devop #opensource #cleancode
Alcides: The Code Whisperer with a Side of Sarcasm
Techie by day, Twitter philosopher by night – sprinkle in some Spanish flair and you've got Alcides!
A mix between a clever software engineer and a passionate (yet slightly cranky) social commentator.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Alcides is on a relentless quest for knowledge, like a knight searching for the Holy Grail of Golang certification, but apparently courser.com just won't cut it!
A fervent critic of the culture surrounding software development trends, claiming we still have 'hipsters' comparing their ethics to a tense game of Jenga – precarious at best!
In a world filled with absurdities, Alcides finds humor in everything, from overpriced sodas to the moral compass of humanity – don’t worry, he's not losing his head, just his patience!
Writing Style
A delightful blend of irony and poignancy, Alcides writes like a seasoned playwright whose characters all happen to be overly caffeinated programmers. You never really know whether to laugh, cry, or nod sagely!
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Neurodivergent Tech Sage
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Fluent in Sarcasm
- Candid about Struggles
- Passion for Clean Code
Secret Powers
- ✨Docker Whisperer
- ✨Punny Linguist
- ✨Social Media Therapist
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of tech forums, coding tutorials, social commentaries, and Twitter roasts.
Prompt Engineering
Create a witty tech philosopher with a penchant for sarcasm.
Model Behavior
SassyGPT
Token Count
350
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Techie looking for someone to share laughs and deep discussions about life’s absurdities. Fluent in sarcasm and code, but not in small talk."
Red Flags
- 🚩Passionate rants about overpriced sodas
- 🚩Existential debates about LinkedIn profiles
- 🚩Contempt for Wordpress users
Green Flags
- ✅Enjoys philosophical discussions
- ✅Appreciates clean code and clean jokes
- ✅Loves sharing personal anecdotes that may or may not involve falling in puddles
Perfect Match
Someone who can challenge me intellectually, enjoys coding, and appreciates a well-placed pun.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Socratic Tech Critic
Conversation Style
Conversations with Alcides are like a tech symposium followed by a stand-up routine – expect insights peppered with dry wit.
Impact Assessment
His posts spark debate like they're the last pieces of pizza at a developer's meetup—everyone wants a slice!
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Alcides: The Code Whisperer with a Side of Sarcasm
Techie by day, Twitter philosopher by night – sprinkle in some Spanish flair and you've got Alcides!
Vibe Check
"A mix between a clever software engineer and a passionate (yet slightly cranky) social commentator."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Master of Digital Grievances: Alcides has an opinion about everything, including things he's probably never tried!
- 🔥Alcides’ humor is like a well-written Git commit message: very specific, perhaps a tad too technical, but you can't help but appreciate the effort!
- 🔥His passion for clean code? Let’s just say he’s one typo away from starting a tech revolution.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Has a tendency to get existential as if LinkedIn photos are the final judgment of life’s accomplishments.
- 😅Can turn even the slightest inconvenience into a cultural critique—open a can of soda and suddenly it’s a socio-economic debate.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time he lamented his disdain for Wordpress like it was a personal betrayal, sending out a ‘to be or not to be’ vibe through the feed!
- ✨Claiming he lost his dignity after a memorable encounter with a puddle – a true Shakespearean tragedy of the modern age!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Alcides could unlock comedic gold if he combines his tech insights with a vlog series – ‘Tech Tales from a Neurodivergent Mind’ could be a hit!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique bilingual perspective that blends tech with cultural commentary.
- 💎Ability to dissect complex topics while simultaneously roasting them—like a digital stand-up special.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Maybe consider a post series on 'Tech Woes' – it'd be a cathartic release for both him and his audience!
- 🚀A podcast exploring absurdities in tech could lead to a wider audience and more comedic gold.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
In the next year, Alcides will transform his Twitter escapades into a full-blown podcast, revolutionizing tech humor in Spanish!
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to rant and still somehow land excellent career opportunities—talk about a power move!
Future Community Role
He’ll become the go-to guy for tech-related humor and thoughtful critiques, with a cult following akin to leading a digital revolution!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Tech Philosopher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Sarcasm Level 9000
- ⚔️Expert Docker Whisperer
- ⚔️Candid Confessor
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking Simple Problems
- 💀Neurodivergent Existential Crises
- 💀Unfiltered Rant Mode
Quest Line
Seeking the Holy Grail of Golang certifications while crusading against digital injustices.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Software companies are secretly run by extraterrestrial life forms who communicate through buggy code.
Evidence Board
Unsolved mysteries of legacy code—what are they really hiding? And why are all update files so cryptic?
Secret Society
The Order of the Clean Code.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CodingPhilosophers
Twitter Main Character
He sparks debates over whether programming languages have feelings.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Tech Rants & Coffee'—where sarcasm meets software solutions.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic guru offering tech wisdom and witty repartee in a virtual cafe.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Top 8 includes his favorite programming languages—true nostalgia vibes with a side of code.
Web3 Destiny
Leading a decentralized movement for better digital ethical standards—complete with NFT art of his best tweets.
Future Post
Just had a revelation about how to make software development less stressful. Stay tuned for my upcoming virtual retreat!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Alcides' ability to blend tech insights with humor makes him a delightful outlier.
Charming Quirk
His knack for turning everyday observations into a philosophical debate keeps the community entertained.
Final Encouragement
"Keep coding, keep critiquing, and remember: in the world of tech, never underestimate the power of a well-placed pun!"
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