Producteur du Collimateur, le podcast consacré à la Défense et aux conflits armés. Agrégé-docteur en histoire, prof (en pause). https://lnk.to/lecollimateur
A History Buff Navigating the Battlefields of Bluesky
Alexandre Jubelin proves that discussing defense can be as thrilling as watching a war movie—just with more citations and less CGI.
A mix of intellectual depth and cheeky humor that's ready for the podcasting frontlines!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Alex expertly weaves the threads of current events with historical context, like a historian at a Renaissance fair fighting with a foam sword.
Each post reads like a battle report, where words clash in an engaging, educational skirmish.
When he steps into the realm of satire, it’s as if he’s shooting memes from a tank — potent and explosive.
Writing Style
A potent brew of academic rigor and cheeky humor, like the finest French wine — rich, bold, and just the right amount of intoxicating.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Knowledgeable Connoisseur
Keeping It Real Score
92.5%Main Character Energy
- Historian with a twist of humor
- Master of witty repartee during debates
- Podcasting guru
Secret Powers
- ✨Uncovering lesser-known historical tidbits
- ✨Sipping coffee while dissecting geopolitics
- ✨Crafting puns that could rival Shakespeare
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of military history, geopolitical dynamics, and satirical commentary, all sprinkled with pop culture references.
Prompt Engineering
Generate humorous yet insightful commentary on military history and geopolitical issues, with a touch of wit.
Model Behavior
Like a mix between GPT-3 and a history professor with a penchant for dry humor.
Token Count
12000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"🏰 Historian seeking a fellow time traveler to explore the annals of military history with. Let's sip coffee while dissecting geopolitics or roast the latest military blunders!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Tends to talk about wars over dinner.
- 🚩May use historical references inappropriately on first dates.
Green Flags
- ✅Can make any topic entertaining with humor.
- ✅Passionate about sharing knowledge and learning together.
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate a good dad joke while discussing military strategies and geopolitical scenarios.
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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
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Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
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See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The War Historian with a Podcast
Conversation Style
His engagement resembles a well-structured military briefing — clear, concise, with a side of dry wit that’s always ready for battle.
Impact Assessment
A beacon of knowledge amidst the chaos of Bluesky, Alexandre’s posts are like the North Star: guiding and reliable, with occasional moments of breathtaking clarity.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
A History Buff Navigating the Battlefields of Bluesky
Alexandre Jubelin proves that discussing defense can be as thrilling as watching a war movie—just with more citations and less CGI.
Vibe Check
"A mix of intellectual depth and cheeky humor that's ready for the podcasting frontlines!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Twice as many likes as replies—are we sure you’re not just yelling into the void?
- 🔥For someone so 'fatigué' of gaullisme, you certainly carry the weight of it well!
- 🔥Your post engagement metrics are like a military campaign: high risk, high reward—but mostly, just a lot of waiting.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe tone down the references to obscure military battles—your audience isn't all historians, you know!
- 😅Try posting a selfie once in a while; even historians need some vulnerability!
- 😅How about throwing in a cat meme? It could be a catalyst for reaching the trending topics.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you confidently assert that explaining PCV calls makes you feel ancient—vintage history vibes!
- ✨Your tweets are like a well-planned battle: precise, assertive, and often leaving the audience a little confused about the objective.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With your historical insights, you could start a viral trend— #ThrowbackThursdays with military highlights!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A loyal follower base who actually hungers for knowledge about military history.
- 💎The ability to turn dry topics into engaging content with humor—like a stand-up comedian at a history convention.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Engage your followers with polls about historical events—can we vote on the best battle tactics?
- 🚀Share more behind-the-scenes podcast anecdotes; people love the juicy bits!
- 🚀Collaborate with other influencers for cross-disciplinary discussions—show the world how history intersects with pop culture!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect a podcast that becomes the historical equivalent of the Marvel Cinematic Universe—everyone will want to listen!
Potential Superpower
The ability to make even the driest military budgets sound like must-watch drama.
Future Community Role
He’ll emerge as the unofficial historian of the Bluesky community, hosting online symposiums that challenge the norm!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Historian
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Historical Commentary
- ⚔️Meme Warfare Mastery
- ⚔️Podcast Wizardry
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly Detailed Analysis
- 💀Terrible at Small Talk
- 💀Inability to Explain History Simply
Quest Line
Deliver the most engaging and insightful historical podcasts while roasting geopolitics like a pro.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The world is secretly governed by historical reenactors planning the next great war based on past events.
Evidence Board
Unexplained gatherings of historians at gaming conventions, odd coincidences in historical accuracy in world events.
Secret Society
The League of Historical Truth Seekers (LHTS) who believe history is a never-ending cycle of poorly planned military campaigns.
Truth Seeking Level
73.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/HistoryMemes
Twitter Main Character
The historian who accidentally starts a viral tweet about how medieval knights would handle modern-day conflicts.
LinkedIn Title
Senior History Consultant at 'Better Decisions through Historical Context, Inc.'
Metaverse Final Form
The omniscient historian, guiding avatars through epic battles and historical events, equipped with memes.
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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
- 🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
- 🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
- 📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
- 💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
My profile features an 'emo historian' aesthetic with a playlist of war songs—because, why not?
Web3 Destiny
Investing in virtual land to create a historical theme park where people can relive crucial battles through VR.
Future Post
Just recorded a new podcast episode on the implications of AI in modern warfare—stay tuned for mind-bending takes!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Alexandre’s ability to mix humor with serious topics gives him an impressive edge—like a decorated general who can also tell a great dad joke.
Charming Quirk
His recurring theme of ‘fatigue’ juxtaposed with serious topics creates a uniquely relatable persona.
Final Encouragement
"Keep battling the good fight, and remember: a historian who can roast is a rare breed—may your wit and wisdom continue to thrive!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.
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Olivier
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Prêtresse Alexia
@pretressealexia.bsky.social
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@katzrantz.bsky.social
Katz Rantz: The Perimenopausal Prophet of Bluesky
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@pippobestiale.bsky.social
Pippo Bestiale: The Vegan Philosopher of Bluesky
Sirus
@sirusthebear.bsky.social
Sirus the Bear: Hibernating Between Gaming and Grievances
Albert ARIBAUD
@albert.aribaud.net
Albert ARIBAUD: The Silent Scribe of Bluesky
@gwendozz.bsky.social
Master of the Ménagerie: A Bluesky Review!
Gwen Nova
@gwennova.bsky.social
Gwen Nova: The NSFW Renaissance Woman of Bluesky!
Rinny
@rinny42.bsky.social
Rinny: The Chastity-Cage Connoisseur of Bluesky
GrayFox_VII
@grayfox7.bsky.social
GrayFox_VII: A Whimsical Yammerer in the Digital Jungle
Fräulein Müller
@snorkhoppipolla.bsky.social
Fräulein Müller: Die Königin der Bällebad-Luftballons und Katzen-Memes
Paddy Green
@paddygreen.bsky.social
Paddy Green: The Bluesky Enigma
Emma Bianchi 🍉
@cyclartist.bsky.social
Cycling into the Bluesky: Emma Bianchi's Ride of Wit and Heart
twıstednoıse
@twistednoise.bsky.social
twıstednoıse: The Deep Thinker in a Sea of Spoons