Shirley Jackson Award-nominated EIC of @tenebrouspress.bsky.social. Dark specfic writer, Romanian folklore nerd, way too into concept albums, food, botany, and creepy movies. Optimistic nihilist. Wrote🌲WHISPERWOOD https://linktr.ee/AlexWoodroe
Bluesky's Dark and Twisted Literary Luminary
Alex Woodroe: the charmingly chaotic force of indie publishing and Romanian folklore fanatic.
A mix of Gothic horror, heartfelt pleas for indie support, and the occasional dog interlude that keeps us coming back for more.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Alex rolls out the red carpet for indie presses like it's oscars night, reminding us they deserve a standing ovation for every literary and literary-adjacent endeavor.
A Romanian folklore nerd striving to weave ancient tales into modern narratives, turning bedtime stories into chilling epics.
Taking a stand against AI encroaching on the literary world like a horror villain creeping up behind us; Alex insists on the beauty of our messy human struggle instead.
Writing Style
Witty, incisive, and peppered with just enough chaos to keep you on your toes. Think of it as a literary rollercoaster designed by Tim Burton, which takes sharp turns into heartfelt sincerity.
Thought Leader Score
76%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Eccentric Literary Sorcerer
Keeping It Real Score
87.5%Main Character Energy
- Passionate about indie publishing
- Loves to blend humor with horror
- Romanticizes the dark and quirky
Secret Powers
- ✨Creepy movie recommendations
- ✨Curating speculative fiction lists
- ✨Dog whispering (or at least convincing them to 'support' his writing)
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Witty banter, indie publishing insights, dark folklore, and quirky humor.
Prompt Engineering
Write promotional content with humor while advocating for indie literature and addressing societal issues.
Model Behavior
A mix of a sassy literary critic and a supportive indie publisher.
Token Count
420
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Looking for fellow weirdos who appreciate indie literature, and are down for spooky movie nights or deep dives into Romanian folklore. Must love dogs and be ready to debate AI in creativity."
Red Flags
- 🚩Occasionally hyperbolic in discussions about capitalism
- 🚩Might reference weird horror movies too much
- 🚩Not great at asking for help
Green Flags
- ✅Deep passion for supporting indie authors
- ✅Witty humor that could make a graveyard laugh
- ✅Great taste in creepy and weird stuff
Perfect Match
Someone who can keep up with spiraling conversations about literature, AI, and who doesn’t mind when the dog picks the Netflix movie.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Indie Publishing Champion and Morale Booster
Conversation Style
Engaging yet slightly chaotic, like a literary rave where everyone is unironically sharing their spooky book hauls and letting their dog pick the next read.
Impact Assessment
Provides a much-needed voice of support for writers and indie publishers, a guiding light for those who cherish the indie spirit in horror.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Bluesky's Dark and Twisted Literary Luminary
Alex Woodroe: the charmingly chaotic force of indie publishing and Romanian folklore fanatic.
Vibe Check
"A mix of Gothic horror, heartfelt pleas for indie support, and the occasional dog interlude that keeps us coming back for more."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your dog seems to do more heavy lifting in your writing career than most of the authors out there, and he's not even typing!
- 🔥You’re like a haunted house: thrilling and slightly disorganized—but in a cozy way.
- 🔥Ever considered changing your handle to `@tenebrouspress.bsky.social/yourdog?`
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe restrain the urge to liken capitalism to The Human Centipede at least once a week?
- 😅You should really consider renaming your book club to ‘Curated Future Joy’—the vibes would be immaculate.
- 😅How about a TBR list that doesn’t threaten to topple over and crush you?
Main Character Moments
- ✨Injecting humor into a serious plea for financial support like a true literary anti-hero, complete with the dramatic music in the background.
- ✨A well-timed tweet about the absurdity of Thanksgiving stuffing that doubles as a sociology lesson for the ages.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Leveraging your unique blend of humor and poignant observations could pave the way for a more substantial following and further literary collaborations.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Established connections in the indie publishing scene
- 💎A knack for combining humor with serious topics like community support
- 💎Deep knowledge of dark folklore that could captivate a wider audience
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider writing a tongue-in-cheek guide to self-publishing that incorporates Romanian folklore—you might just start a new trend.
- 🚀Host a quarterly podcast where your dog critiques the literary works of the month; dogs are a hot trend right now!
- 🚀Initiate themed weeks for literary critique, like 'Parody the Paranormal' to engage your audience.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
An outreach program for aspiring writers that includes actual horror movie screenings—call it 'Learning in the Dark.'
Potential Superpower
The ability to spin any dark topic into a thread that captures both laughs and tears—a rare gift.
Future Community Role
Emerging as the unofficial mascot of indie horror, leveraging that quirky charm to rally fellow weirdos around essential projects.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Eccentric Sorcerer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Indie Publishing Advocate
- ⚔️Dark Folklore Enthusiast
- ⚔️Dog Whisperer
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly Honest Self-Critique
- 💀Chaotic Book Recommendations
- 💀Can’t Stop Meming
Quest Line
Championing the indie literary scene while battling the encroachment of AI in a realm of spooky narratives.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
AI is just a front for corporations trying to take over the indie publishing world, one bot-written book at a time.
Evidence Board
Tweets about AI ethics, critiques of capitalist frameworks in publishing, and ongoing support for indie presses.
Secret Society
The Order of the Eccentric Literary Wizards, devoted to preserving the art of human creativity against AI encroachment.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/IndieHorrorBooks
Twitter Main Character
Caught in a heated debate over the merits of AI-generated literature, and somehow becoming a meme.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of a groundbreaking indie press that specializes in horror-themed books, complete with animated cover designs.
Metaverse Final Form
A gothic castle filled with library corridors that come alive whenever one opens a book.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decked with goth aesthetics featuring favorite books and movies, and a top 8 that includes loyal furry friends.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform for indie authors that focuses on unique storytelling forms like choose-your-own-adventure in the metaverse.
Future Post
‘Just secured a partnership for a collection of stories that let you choose your nightmare. Bring your dog to the launch!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Alex is a beacon of support for indie writers and the spooky genre, working tirelessly to keep that literary flame burning bright.
Charming Quirk
Tends to lean on the chaotic side of positive affirmations regarding AI's creative abilities—if only for the humor.
Final Encouragement
"Keep weaving your dark spells in literaturescape, Alex; just don’t let the dog take on too much of the writing—his bark is worse than his bite!"
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