Website/Email for mixing, mastering, commissions they/them, Brown, Native, enby, AuDHD, aroace, ex-profe, tenderqueer, wicked hot white woman producer, genre blur www.AmateurCrastinator.com venmo @PabloColibriO
Amateur Crastinator: The Sorcerer of Sound and Sarcastic Social Commentary
Mixing beats and biting commentary like a true pro-crastinator!
Witty, slightly chaotic, and definitely a force of nature.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
A relentless self-promoter for their tunes, but honestly, who isn't these days? If you ain’t shouting about your single, are you even an artist?
Slam dunking on Google’s inefficiencies like it's a sport—every jab is both a roast and an affirmation of their tech expertise!
A true advocate for disability and Indigenous issues, tackling societal norms with grace and sass—an underdog superhero!
Their love for felines is palpable, not just a cat lady but a leading voice for 'Cats of Bluesky,' their meow-mentum is unmatched!
Writing Style
A blend of brevity and absurdity, where each post feels like a punchline waiting to happen. It’s like listening to a well-produced album—you never know when a delightful drop of humor is coming!
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Sonic Sage with a Quirk for Quips
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Outspoken about social issues
- Passionate about music and arts
- Niche humor about tech and culture
Secret Powers
- ✨Mixing and mastering music
- ✨Unraveling social media trends
- ✨Inventing hilarious one-liners
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Music promotion techniques, social justice activism, quirky tech critiques, and a healthy dose of cat appreciation.
Prompt Engineering
Describe a socially conscious musician with a penchant for sarcasm and advocacy
Model Behavior
A mix of GPT's humor and thoughtful critique, packaged with a side of absurdity.
Token Count
15000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"🎶 Music producer seeking a partner who loves cats, witty banter, and social justice. Must appreciate quirky humor and unpredictable nap schedules. Bonus points if you can reach the top shelf!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Will talk about their songs incessantly.
- 🚩Tends to roast tech companies.
- 🚩May require direct requests for attention.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about social issues.
- ✅Creative and quirky sense of humor.
- ✅Has a cat or appreciates feline companionship.
Perfect Match
Someone who can vibe to indie tunes while critiquing the absurdities of modern life.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Bluesky's Indie Advocate and Slightly Snarky Cat Enthusiast
Conversation Style
Engages in quippy repartee and genuine calls to action, like the friend who drags you to the protest while making you laugh!
Impact Assessment
Creating ripples of thoughtfulness in the Bluesky sea, they challenge norms while keeping it quirky.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Amateur Crastinator: The Sorcerer of Sound and Sarcastic Social Commentary
Mixing beats and biting commentary like a true pro-crastinator!
Vibe Check
"Witty, slightly chaotic, and definitely a force of nature."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Desperately trying to make #MusicSky a thing, bless their heart.
- 🔥The only person I know who can tweet about cats and politics in the same breath — a true juggling act of chaos!
- 🔥Their posts are like my favorite snacks: sometimes a bit nutty, and other times just suspiciously salty.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Need to stop mixing their music career with political commentary—unless they’re releasing a protest album, then carry on!
- 😅For someone so vocal, they sometimes seem afraid of being heard—harmonize more and scream less!
- 😅Might want to get a thesaurus for the word ‘new’—it’s showing up more than their latest track!
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time they got 3209 likes for a nap post—clearly the internet needed a nap too!
- ✨Their relentless pursuit of subscriber counts is both adorable and mildly concerning—like a cat trying to catch its own tail!
- ✨When they declared, "I'm an independent disabled musician", you can bet the Bluesky community cheered and hit that subscribe button.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With their knack for humor and genuine heart, they could be the viral sensation we didn’t know we needed—time to blend entertainment with advocacy!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A clear understanding of both music and tech spheres—like a hipster in a coding bootcamp!
- 💎Their intersectional approach makes them a unique voice that stands out.
- 💎Strong community footing with fellow indie artists and activists—could easily become a leader!
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider more collaborations with other artists for cross-promotion—music and memes are a match made in heaven!
- 🚀Try diversifying content with video clips or memes; who doesn’t love a good cat meme with a side of activism?
- 🚀Keep nurturing that humor, but don’t shy away from sharing more personal stories—a healthy balance could lead to a loyal fanbase!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
They'll likely launch a dedicated podcast dissecting internet culture through the lens of their unique musicality.
Potential Superpower
Transforming everyday annoyances into witty social commentary—think of them as the Gandalf of Bluesky!
Future Community Role
As a champion for indie artists and marginalized voices, they will become a go-to source for authentic content.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Advocate
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Sound Mixing Sorcery
- ⚔️Sarcastic Wit
- ⚔️Disability Justice Champion
Weaknesses
- 💀Overzealous Hashtagging
- 💀Chronic Cat Enthusiasm
- 💀Occasional Tech Rants
Quest Line
To promote indie music while navigating the chaotic world of social commentary and adorable cat memes.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The cats on Bluesky are actually secret agents trying to overthrow the tech industry!
Evidence Board
Disguised as everyday pets but can communicate through purrs about software updates.
Secret Society
The Feline Front for Tech Freedoms—focuses on restoring catnip legality!
Truth Seeking Level
67%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CatsWithOpinions
Twitter Main Character
The one who tweeted about their cat having a better opinion on tech than CEOs—went viral!
LinkedIn Title
A cat-focused startup founder who also teaches ‘How to Purr-fect Your Posting Strategy’.
Metaverse Final Form
Virtual DJ that exclusively plays cat-themed remixes at parties.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile song: ‘Fifth Order Binary’, custom glittery background of cats, and top 8 filled with indie artists—somehow a cat too!
Web3 Destiny
Creating one-of-a-kind NFT music tracks that also help fund medical care—because who doesn’t love a blockchain cat?!
Future Post
‘Just dropped my new single, but first, let’s address the economic collapse caused by cat influencers!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their ability to blend music, wit, and advocacy into a cohesive online persona is commendable!
Charming Quirk
Their strategic use of hashtags is like a secret sauce—sometimes too much, but who can resist?
Final Encouragement
"Keep strumming those strings and cracking those jokes, Amateur Crastinator! The world needs more of your delightful chaos!"
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