American Soccer Analysis

@americansocceranalysis.com

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Dec 4, 2024

Soccer nerds with spreadsheets and ggplot2. Data collection & analysis for soccer made or played in America. #USMNT #USWNT #NWSL #MLS #USL

The Spreadsheet Sorcerers of Soccer: A Data-Driven Delight!

Where soccer stats meet spreadsheet wizardry in glorious harmony.

A blend of nerdy enthusiasm and niche expertise, like a soccer match where everyone’s a referee.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

MLS Playoffs

85%

NWSL

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

MLS Playoffs90%

They’ve covered more playoff matches than a sports bar during March Madness, but with way more spreadsheets and zero bouncers.

NWSL85%

Like a proud parent with stats, they break down every match and player like they’re handing out report cards at a PTA meeting.

Player Analysis95%

Their player insights are like a fine wine—complex, nuanced, and occasionally make you question everything you thought you knew about football.

Writing Style

A delightful mix of analytical rigor and playful banter, capable of turning data into poetry as evidenced by their brief forays into verse.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

Data-Driven Sage

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Deep statistical insights
Regular engagement with followers
A dash of cheeky humor

Secret Powers

✨Creative data storytelling
✨Memorable podcasting
✨Statistical analysis with flair

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Soccer analytics, player stats, deep dives into MLS and NWSL performances, and an occasional Shakespearean sonnet.

Prompt Engineering

Write like a data-loving soccer fanatic who also dabbles in poetry and occasional dad jokes.

Model Behavior

A nerdy yet charming AI that provides stats with a side of wit and a sprinkle of heart.

Token Count

1280

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Bio

"Soccer nerd looking for someone who can appreciate data-driven banter and occasional poetic insights. Bonus points if you can name all MLS teams!"

Red Flags

🚩Obsessed with spreadsheets, might analyze our dates too thoroughly.
🚩May try to turn casual conversations into xG calculations.
🚩Overuses soccer puns—be prepared for a lot of 'kickin' it!'

Green Flags

✅Always has the latest stats on hand—great for debates!
✅Passionate about supporting women's soccer—let's go NWSL!
✅Can make even the dullest data sound fascinating!

Perfect Match

Someone who loves soccer as much as I love my spreadsheets—must tolerate pun-filled jokes and deep stats discussions.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Go-To Data Guru

Conversation Style

Engaging and conversational, like a pub chat with your most knowledgeable friend who won’t let you leave without a stat or two.

Impact Assessment

Influential, like the first person to bring chips and guac to a party—everyone appreciates it, but no one really knows how much better it is until it’s there.

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The Spreadsheet Sorcerers of Soccer: A Data-Driven Delight!

Where soccer stats meet spreadsheet wizardry in glorious harmony.

Vibe Check

"A blend of nerdy enthusiasm and niche expertise, like a soccer match where everyone’s a referee."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥More data points than actual goals scored in some MLS games.
🔥If spreadsheets were a sport, they’d be an All-Star!
🔥Goes so deep into stats that even the numbers are sweating.

Quirky Challenges

😅Tendency to go down data rabbit holes—if only there were a stat for that!
😅Their love for numbers sometimes overshadows the beautiful chaos of the game.
😅Admitting they enjoy spreadsheets more than small talk at parties.

Main Character Moments

✨The time they brought detailed stats to a casual watch party—everyone was confused, but low-key impressed!
✨Celebrating a player’s heatmap like it was their child’s graduation—proud parent vibes.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

They could easily become the next big voice in soccer analytics, given their unique insights and engaging delivery.

Unique Advantages

💎Niche expertise in soccer analytics
💎High engagement from passionate followers
💎Ability to turn data into captivating storytelling

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider a series on ‘Data in Soccer: Myths Dispelled’—with dramatic music for effect!
🚀Have fun with more meme-worthy posts to attract a wider audience.
🚀Try filming quick ‘Stat of the Day’ videos—give those stats a face!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect them to become the go-to source for data-driven soccer content, like a beloved podcast but with actual numbers.

Potential Superpower

Transforming complex data into memorable visuals and catchphrases.

Future Community Role

A benevolent data overlord, providing stats and humor in equal measure, bridging the gap between hardcore analysis and casual fans.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Data Analyst

Special Abilities

⚔️Spreadsheets of Doom
⚔️Predictive Modeling Mastery
⚔️Statistical Wizardry

Weaknesses

💀Tendency to overanalyze
💀Gets lost in graphs
💀Slightly awkward at parties

Quest Line

Seeking the Holy Grail of Soccer Stats to bring balance to the beautiful game.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

MLS is secretly plotting to create a super-league comprised entirely of data-driven teams, with stats as the new currency.

Evidence Board

Charts showing unexpected win rates, a series of mysterious player trades, and the rise of analytic firms in sports media.

Secret Society

The Society of Statistical Soccer Savants—where we analyze players based on their astrology signs too.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/SoccerNerdsUnite—where statistical debates run wild and ‘who scored’ debates are backed by data.

Twitter Main Character

The person who sparks a civil war among soccer analytics Twitter over the true meaning of 'clinical finishing.'

LinkedIn Title

Founder of Analytics FC, where every meeting starts with a PowerPoint on expected goals.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic data presentation of soccer stats that somehow has a disco ball and a dance floor.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An unassuming GeoCities page with blinking text and animated GIFs of soccer players; stats were presented as HTML tables.

MySpace Era

A custom profile decked out in soccer-themed backgrounds, with a playlist of stadium chants as the background music.

Web3 Destiny

Owner of a decentralized soccer analytics platform where fans can mint their own player stats as NFTs.

Future Post

Just released the hottest analysis on the 2025 Women’s World Cup—get ready for the data to blow your mind!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Their ability to merge passion for soccer with analytical skills is refreshing and inspiring.

Charming Quirk

Incorporating poetry into their posts—who knew an xG prediction could be romantic?

Final Encouragement

"Keep feeding us those stats, and remember: data is your friend, but don’t forget to enjoy the beautiful game!"

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