Blue skies by day, stars by night Formerly NASA | Married to @stationcdrkelly.bsky.social | Recovering Texan | Gardener | Home Chef | Pot Stirrer | Meatballs, family and justice keep me grounded. 📍Roxborough Park, Colorado https://substack.com/@amikokelly
Amiko Kelly: The Cosmic Chef of Bluesky
Navigating domesticity, space nostalgia, and spicy social commentary with flair.
A delightful mix of warmth and wit, with just a sprinkle of social justice and existential musings.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Amiko has turned holiday family drama into an art form, with tips that rival any culinary lesson on ‘escaping the chaos’—perhaps she should run a workshop in the art of ‘dish and dash.’
Former NASA? More like the space whisperer! Her posts blend cosmic wonder with our earthly concerns, leaving us feeling like we could cook with gravity-defying flour—if only we had the right spatula.
With sharp takes like ‘Public schools are not your church,’ Amiko delivers hot takes hotter than her frying pan—advocating for the right things while keeping her followers comfortably outraged.
Writing Style
Think lyrical meets pragmatic, with a dash of cosmic reverie; her posts read like a well-crafted recipe that you wish your grandmother had written down—warm, inviting, and slightly chaotic.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Cosmic Chef
Keeping It Real Score
92.5%Main Character Energy
- Space nostalgia
- Witty commentary on family/friends
- Gourmet cooking adventures
Secret Powers
- ✨Astrophysics banter
- ✨Settling Thanksgiving disputes
- ✨Mastering the art of the perfect meatball
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Bluesky posts infused with culinary insights, space nostalgia, and contemporary socio-political commentary.
Prompt Engineering
Generate thoughtful and witty reflections on everyday life, family dynamics, and social issues.
Model Behavior
Combines humor with a depth of understanding, resembling a well-versed cultural critic.
Token Count
750
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Cosmic chef seeking fellow space dreamers. If you enjoy meatballs, meaningful conversations, and the occasional existential crisis over a pot of stew, we might just vibe!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Will disappear under a starry sky without notice.
- 🚩Possibly too keen on discussing NASA and politics during dinner.
Green Flags
- ✅Cooks with love (and wine).
- ✅Wise beyond her years, often serves up emotional insights with a side of casserole.
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate the stars while enjoying a home-cooked meal, and isn’t afraid to throw in a little humor.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The sky's moral compass (and chef extraordinaire)
Conversation Style
Engaging and thoughtful—like a friendly neighbor inviting you over for tea, but instead of small talk, you're discussing the metaphysics of social media.
Impact Assessment
Amiko’s presence is like that one family member who brings the good dish to every gathering: everyone loves her and knows she keeps the vibe balanced.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Amiko Kelly: The Cosmic Chef of Bluesky
Navigating domesticity, space nostalgia, and spicy social commentary with flair.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of warmth and wit, with just a sprinkle of social justice and existential musings."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Her Thanksgiving survival tips might double as escape plans from family drama.
- 🔥Posts like ‘Texas is gonna Texas’ hint at a deep-seated obsession with the Lone Star antics; maybe it's time to switch the focus to the Rockies?
- 🔥Is her space spoon even real? Or just a clever metaphor for how she elevates every dish to astronomical levels?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could use more emojis to express those deep cosmic feelings—space needs more color, too!
- 😅She dips into profound topics like a chef into a boiling pot; maybe just simmer it down a notch?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When she openly debates with her own ex—Twitter—while cooking dinner; a true self-styled rom-com moment.
- ✨Her moment of vulnerability while pondering the cross and Christian nationalists? Chef’s kiss!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If she leans more into her quirks, she could become the emotional culinary guru of Bluesky—think ‘The Chef Who Cried’.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Her blend of humor and reflection makes her posts feel like a warm hug after a family feud.
- 💎Astro-chef vibes: combining a love for space with earthly delights could make her a unique influencer.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a series on ‘Cooking Under the Stars’—because we all know food tastes better under cosmic light.
- 🚀Why not hold virtual cooking classes? Meatballs in zero gravity seem like a fun experiment.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
In the coming months, Amiko will likely harness her cosmic experiences into a poignant podcast about food, family, and the universe.
Potential Superpower
Turning existential dread into delicious recipes—she’ll be the go-to for both heart and belly.
Future Community Role
A blend of chef and counselor, leading discussions on Bluesky about how to save the world, one meatball at a time.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Cosmic Chef
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Space Nostalgia Synthesis
- ⚔️Holiday Drama Evader
- ⚔️Culinary Social Justice Advocate
Weaknesses
- 💀Struggling with emoji overload
- 💀Occasional existential crisis during cooking
Quest Line
Navigating family holidays while leveling up comfort food and social awareness.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The great pumpkin spice latte conspiracy—how big coffee wants to distract us from the real issues in the universe.
Evidence Board
Coffee shops are secretly controlled by a cabal of culinary space enthusiasts. Just ask the barista.
Secret Society
The United Order of Cosmic Culinary Conspirators (UOCCC).
Truth Seeking Level
74.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CookingWithGravity
Twitter Main Character
The one who accidentally started a feud with Elon Musk over space baking.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Astrophysics Meals, crafting dishes that are literally out of this world.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual chef hosting cosmic cooking shows where guests are planets.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile featuring a playlist of space-themed songs and recipes to impress crushes (including a meatball section).
Web3 Destiny
Creator of ‘Galactic Gastronomy’, a decentralized cookbook featuring recipes that require no gravity.
Future Post
‘Just tried cooking with lunar dust—still confirming if it makes food taste better or just gives it an existential crisis!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Amiko's most impressive quality is her authenticity; she writes like she speaks, weaving laughter and truth into every post.
Charming Quirk
The way she mixes everyday woes with cosmic reflections is like making a meatball out of space and spices—unexpected but delightful.
Final Encouragement
"Keep stirring the pot, Amiko! The world needs your wit and warmth, one post at a time."
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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