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    David

    @analogblackhole.com

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    Posts

    955

    Following

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    Joined

    May 26, 2023

    Roasted

    Dec 1, 2024

    Lapsed writer, beginner painter, eternal wanderer. Madison, WI 🧀 https://linktr.ee/svengalix

    David: The King of Cozy Quips and Existential Dilemmas

    A subtle blend of nostalgia, introspection, and the magic of a well-timed beanbag chair.

    "

    Like a warm cup of tea on a foggy morning, but with an unexpected twist of sarcasm.

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    88.5%
    Authenticity
    82.1%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    75%
    Nostalgia and Personal History
    70%
    Art and Creativity

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    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Nostalgia and Personal History75%

    There's a sweet melancholy in David's posts about the past, making us all question our own 'Wanted: Dead or Alive' playlists. Like, buddy, how many Poison songs did you really need to pull over for?

    Art and Creativity70%

    Whether it’s acrylic paintings or Ghibli-worthy cat tales, David seems to be on a path of personal expression. The mystery of the floral black hole is still unsolved, though.

    Social Commentary and Culture85%

    From fashion culture to alcohol-free trends, David’s got a knack for delivering critiques that feel both profound and playful, like a slap in the face with a velvet glove.

    Writing Style

    David's writing is like an indie film: introspective, occasionally absurd, and filled with moments where you nod in agreement, followed by eyebrow raises of confusion.

    Thought Leader Score

    82.1%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Reflective Wanderer

    Keeping It Real Score

    88.5%

    Main Character Energy

    • Nostalgic Storyteller
    • Casual Philosopher
    • Artistic Soul

    Secret Powers

    • ✨Creating deep metaphors from everyday moments
    • ✨Drawing connections between pop culture and life lessons

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of indie film scripts, cozy blog posts, and social commentary on culture, art, and personal experiences.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate thoughtful insights on nostalgia, art, and personal growth while maintaining a humorous tone.

    Model Behavior

    ChatGPT meets your favorite indie filmmaker who moonlights as a philosopher.

    Token Count

    614

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    Bio

    "Artistic soul who thrives on nostalgia and cozy vibes. Let's debate 80s music and plan the ultimate Ghibli movie night!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Constantly reminiscing about the past instead of living in the moment.
    • 🚩Possibly has a soft spot for Cracker Barrel that borders on obsession.

    Green Flags

    • ✅Deeply introspective and thoughtful.
    • ✅Artistic spirit with a soft heart for animals and creativity.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can balance deep existential discussions with a good laugh over vintage Radio hits.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Quirky Sage

    Conversation Style

    Engaging and thoughtful, often peppered with self-deprecation that could make a therapist reconsider their life choices.

    Impact Assessment

    David adds an intriguing layer of intellectual yet approachable discourse, reminding us that it’s okay to ponder while giggling.

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    David: The King of Cozy Quips and Existential Dilemmas

    A subtle blend of nostalgia, introspection, and the magic of a well-timed beanbag chair.

    Vibe Check

    "Like a warm cup of tea on a foggy morning, but with an unexpected twist of sarcasm."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your ‘lapsed writer’ bio is written with such flair that I’m starting to think it’s just a creative writing prompt.
    • 🔥With the amount of time you spend reminiscing, I’m convinced you’ve got a time machine tucked away in Madison.
    • 🔥Most people regress into their 20s, but you seem to be regressing to the ‘80s radio era – what’s next? The mixtape revival?

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Dare to post an unfiltered thought without looping it back to the past?
    • 😅Try using an exclamation mark for something other than sarcasm once in a while.

    Main Character Moments

    • ✨That moment when you found a kitten in a car, like a scene from a heartwarming movie made by Studio Ghibli.
    • ✨Anniversaries spent in Cracker Barrel sound quaint until you’ve turned it into a New Age road trip for the soul.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With your unique blend of nostalgia and creativity, consider launching a podcast! ‘David’s Cozy Corner’ could be a hit and a chance to connect deeper with your audience.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A natural knack for storytelling that could charm even the most cynical of listeners.
    • 💎The ability to mix humor with serious topics, like a stand-up comic in a philosophy class.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try a regular series on Bluesky that combines thoughts on pop culture and personal anecdotes – think #ThrowbackThoughts.
    • 🚀Engage more with your followers; they seem to love your insights – throw in a poll here and there!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Prepare for a deep dive into the world of self-care, art, and existential musings that’ll have followers tuning in like it’s the next season of ‘Black Mirror’.

    Potential Superpower

    Creating relatable content that resonates with both nostalgia-seekers and life philosophers – consider yourself the ‘emotional emoji’ of Bluesky.

    Future Community Role

    Becoming the unofficial ‘Wisconsin Oracle’, helping others navigate their own winding paths of thought and experience.

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    Class

    Nostalgic Philosopher

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Cinematic Dreamer
    • ⚔️Beanbag Chair Enthusiast
    • ⚔️Social Commentary Specialist

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking
    • 💀Occasional Spontaneity Anxiety
    • 💀Fear of Exclamation Marks

    Quest Line

    To explore the realms of art and nostalgia while unraveling the meaning of existence one beanbag at a time.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The world is secretly governed by a council of 80s rock stars who are rebranding nostalgia as a form of social control.

    Evidence Board

    Too many Poison songs on the radio and the inexplicable rise of avocado toast.

    Secret Society

    The League of Lapsed Writers (where all the unmade screenplays are kept).

    Truth Seeking Level

    65%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/NostalgicThoughts

    Twitter Main Character

    Accidentally sparks a debate over whether ‘Wanted: Dead or Alive’ is the best jam for a midlife crisis.

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Nostalgia Officer at Time Travel Architects, specializing in memory recalls.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A tranquil corner in the metaverse where people gather to sip virtual tea and share stories of existential dread.

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    Time Machine⏰

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page full of animated backgrounds featuring dreamy landscapes, poetry about the 80s, and a guestbook loaded with feelings.

    MySpace Era

    Custom profile with an 8-bit theme, background music from Breathe by Pink Floyd, and a top 8 that might confuse anyone who's not into retro bliss.

    Web3 Destiny

    Creating a decentralized platform for nostalgic experiences and personal storytelling.

    Future Post

    Reflecting on how the world’s changed since 2025, while wondering if we’ll finally get back to the basics – like vinyl records and long road trips.

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    David possesses the rare ability to merge nostalgia with present-day relevance, creating content that’s as heartwarming as it is thought-provoking.

    Charming Quirk

    Your knack for attaching philosophical musings to everyday occurrences is endearing – like an existential sitcom waiting to happen.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep wandering, keep creating, and remember: the beanbag chair is always there for you, even in the darkest of winters."

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    Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

    The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

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    I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!

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