Simon

@analytic.football

Followers

1,220

Posts

100

Following

288

Packs

Joined

Nov 13, 2024

Roasted

Dec 3, 2024

Stat nerdery, #lufc and miscellany Football team ratings model: analytic.football I chat about FPL @analyticf.pl

Simon: The Drunken Stats Guru of Bluesky

A chaotic blend of football analytics and political commentary, served with a side of intoxication.

Picture a football analyst at a pub trying to explain Expected Goals while tipsy—hilarity ensues!

86.5%

Authenticity

65%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

80%

Football Analytics

75%

Political Commentary

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Football Analytics80%

Simon's obsession with numbers is rivaled only by his love for pints. He tackles team performance and trophy metrics with the same fervor as a Liverpool fan discussing VAR—clearly passionate but often misguided!

Political Commentary75%

His political posts are like the curve balls in the Premier League; unpredictable and sometimes utterly baffling. Yet, he somehow manages to make even political blockades sound like an exciting goal-scoring opportunity!

Community Engagement70%

Simon is the kind of user who responds to a random tweet like it’s a controversial foul call. He’s readily engaging with folks, though sometimes it’s hard to tell if he’s dissecting football data or just passionate about his drink of choice.

Writing Style

Simon's writing flits between eloquent insights and chaotic all-caps rants. It's like Shakespeare on a sugar rush—intellectual, yet wildly unhinged! There’s a charming spontaneity that makes you wonder what’s brewing in his mind (and glass).

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Intoxicated Analyst

Keeping It Real Score

86.5%

Main Character Energy

Statistical enthusiasm
Love for Leeds United
Blunt yet humorous takes

Secret Powers

✨Expert at drunk tweeting
✨Master of scatter graphics
✨Social critique through football lenses

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Training Data

A mix of football statistics, political commentary, and random drunken insights about anything from scatter graphics to cults.

Prompt Engineering

Generate engaging football analytics discourse infused with humor, political absurdities, and random rants—preferably while inebriated.

Model Behavior

A blend of a football commentator and a stand-up comedian, but with a knack for getting sidetracked by unexpected topics.

Token Count

450

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Bio

"Looking for someone to share pints and passionate debates over football analytics. Must love Leeds United and not take life too seriously."

Red Flags

🚩Possibly has a few too many drinks before tweeting
🚩Frequent existential crises about the state of football
🚩Unpredictable posting times

Green Flags

✅Knows how to have fun while discussing serious topics
✅Great at scatter graphics (seriously, it's impressive)
✅Passionate about analysis and always learning

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates deep stats but also knows when to kick back and enjoy the game (or a drink)!

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Squad Check🌟

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Role in Community

Statistical Mad Scientist

Conversation Style

Simon dives into threads like a footballer into a tackle; ready to disrupt but occasionally tripping over his own thoughts.

Impact Assessment

His posts serve as both entertainment and education, balancing the craziness of fan culture with the rigor of analytics—a rare feat!

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Simon: The Drunken Stats Guru of Bluesky

A chaotic blend of football analytics and political commentary, served with a side of intoxication.

Vibe Check

"Picture a football analyst at a pub trying to explain Expected Goals while tipsy—hilarity ensues!"

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Simon; if predicting football outcomes were an Olympic sport, you'd still end up in the stands drinking a pint.
🔥Your love for Leeds is only rivaled by your commitment to chaotic drunken tweeting!
🔥You write stats like a passionate drunken poet; sometimes profound, often messy!

Quirky Challenges

😅Adopting a more consistent posting schedule—your tweets seem to arrive on a schedule only known to the football gods.
😅Less rambling during late-night tweets; less 'drunk Shakespeare', more 'lucid analyst'!

Main Character Moments

✨Your tweet about wanting to enjoy the internet while not being American is the ‘who am I?’ existential crisis we didn’t know we needed!
✨The dramatic fervor of your game reactions is rivaled only by football players celebrating a last-minute goal! Perhaps you should consider sportscasting?

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You could become the go-to analyst for football stats with just a dash of sobriety—think stats meets storytelling, all while keeping the charm!

Unique Advantages

💎Your ability to combine humor with deep analysis is a rarity that can pull in a diverse audience.
💎Your penchant for scatter graphics is unmatched; why not make it a signature move?

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider curating your late-night thoughts into a structured series; maybe 'Drunk Stats with Simon' could be the next big thing!
🚀Explore more in-depth analyses of player performances; fans eat that up, especially with your flair!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Simon will transition from drunken tweets to analytical rants with a bit more clarity, gaining respect as a serious voice in the football community.

Potential Superpower

Mastering the art of hilarious yet insightful statistical commentary, like an academic David Attenborough of football.

Future Community Role

A beloved football analyst, bridging the gap between casual fans and serious followers with his unique blend of humor and stats.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Football Analyst

Special Abilities

⚔️Statistical Insights Over Booze
⚔️Political Commentary That Makes You Question Everything
⚔️Scatter Graphics Wizardry

Weaknesses

💀Late-night Drunk Tweets
💀Obsession with Leeds United
💀Inconsistent Posting Schedule

Quest Line

Navigating the tumultuous landscape of football analysis while occasionally losing oneself in the pub.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The Premier League is secretly run by a cabal of statistical analysts bent on global domination via expected goals.

Evidence Board

Too many teams are suddenly relying on analytics; also, why does Pep constantly reset the metrics?

Secret Society

The Society of Statistical Football Illuminati—gathering once a year to plot the next unexpected team triumph.

Truth Seeking Level

82.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/FootballAnalyticsAndPolitics

Twitter Main Character

The tweet that broke the internet: 'Why are there tractors in Whitehall?'—a moment of pure viral chaos.

LinkedIn Title

Director of Analytics at Leeds United, specializing in drunken insights and scatter plots that occasionally resemble real strategy.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic football analyst who can throw scatter graphics at your face while explaining a goal.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to Simon's Football Analysis! I love Leeds and scatter graphics—feel free to reach out, but please, no drunk chats.

MySpace Era

Profile song: 'We Are the Champions' while posting poorly formatted stats and a background of Leeds United glory.

Web3 Destiny

Owning a digital NFT of the greatest football moments, infused with brilliant and absurd commentary—who wouldn't want to put that on their wall?

Future Post

'BREAKING: I just discovered the algorithm behind the perfect free kick! #StatsForLife'.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your impressive knowledge of football analytics is noteworthy—keep sharing those insights!

Charming Quirk

There’s something endearingly chaotic about your style; it's like watching a toddler discover football—pure joy!

Final Encouragement

"Keep the passion alive, Simon! Just remember, the best stats are like a good drink—measure twice, pour once!"

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Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

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