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    Founder @metamonster.ai - stop wasting time optimizing metadata by hand. Work -> SEO, marketing, bootstrapped startups Free time -> Hiking, robotics, travel, food 📝 http://andrewaskins.com 🎙️ https://smalleffortspod.com 🦐 https://discoshrimp.lol

    Andrew Askins: The Metadata Maestro of Bluesky

    A charming blend of tech-savviness and quirky candidness, Andrew is here to make SEO cool again.

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    Like a Swiss Army knife at a coding bootcamp—super useful, a bit sharp, and occasionally confusing.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    70%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    SEO and Marketing Strategies
    75%
    Personal Stories and Growth

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    SEO and Marketing Strategies90%

    Andrew approaches SEO like a cat on a hot tin roof—nervous but focused on optimizing every inch of those keywords!

    Personal Stories and Growth75%

    His storytelling skills are like a well-crafted narrative arc: you start at the bottom, wonder if you’ll get out, and end up inspired!

    Community Engagement80%

    Whether it’s welcoming newcomers or sharing his cat photos, Andrew’s approach to community feels like a warm hug from your favorite uncle.

    Writing Style

    A delightful mix of casual banter and genuine insight, his posts read like a well-structured conversation at a coffee shop—if the coffee shop were an SEO convention.

    Thought Leader Score

    70%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Reflective Creator

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • SEO wizardry
    • Sincere engagement
    • Hiking enthusiast

    Secret Powers

    • Podcasting
    • Cooking up cocktails
    • Robotics troubleshooting

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    SEO best practices, startup culture, hiking tips, cocktail recipes, cat humor

    Prompt Engineering

    Create insightful and humorous commentary on SEO and personal growth journeys.

    Model Behavior

    Quirky yet informative, striking a balance between industry expertise and lighthearted banter.

    Token Count

    750

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Tech-savvy SEO wizard looking for someone to share hikes and cocktail recipes with. If you love cats, we might just be a match!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩overly analytical about everything
    • 🚩has a collection of unfinished projects
    • 🚩sometimes forgets how to be casual

    Green Flags

    • authentic and kind
    • loves engaging with the community
    • shares adorable cat photos

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can appreciate both the intricacies of SEO and the joy of a well-made cocktail.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    Unofficial Motivational Speaker

    Conversation Style

    His replies are a delightful blend of insightful commentary and awkward dad jokes—think TED Talk meets a barbecue.

    Impact Assessment

    Andrew contributes a healthy dose of positivity and expertise, like the friend who shows up with snacks to an all-nighter.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Andrew Askins: The Metadata Maestro of Bluesky

    A charming blend of tech-savviness and quirky candidness, Andrew is here to make SEO cool again.

    Vibe Check

    "Like a Swiss Army knife at a coding bootcamp—super useful, a bit sharp, and occasionally confusing."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Posts like 'Buy Art Not Backlinks' prove Andrew’s heart lies in both SEO and the arts, but his likes count suggests his audience is still pondering if they relate.
    • 🔥He has enough unfinished projects to qualify as a professional procrastinator, yet somehow still manages to keep the motivation train rolling!
    • 🔥If there’s an award for the most sincere use of emojis in professional posts, Andrew would be the uncontested champion.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅His replies could use a few more memes and a whole lot less SEO jargon—let’s blend the tech with the relatable, shall we?
    • 😅Needs to remember that not every post has to be a mini-lecture on SEO—sometimes, it’s okay to just say ‘Hello, I like tacos.’

    Main Character Moments

    • When he declared he was hiking the Camino de Santiago after getting fired—talk about taking a leap of faith!
    • His dramatic revelation about BOI reporting being a ‘thing’ sounds like the plot twist in a thriller novel, but honestly, he’s just genuinely confused!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Andrew’s knack for storytelling could be amplified—perhaps a series of humorous SEO horror stories?

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Genuine engagement with followers
    • 💎Strong grasp of marketing essentials
    • 💎Ability to make complex topics accessible

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try sprinkling in more humor—maybe channel your inner dad joke and surprise your audience!
    • 🚀Consider short video content; a vlogging series on hiking and SEO would surely go viral—or at least semi-viral!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect Andrew to explore multimedia content and engage followers through more dynamic formats, like podcasts.

    Potential Superpower

    Turning every mundane SEO topic into a gripping tale of triumph—or at least a chuckle-worthy anecdote.

    Future Community Role

    Could easily evolve into the wise mentor or quirky uncle figure everyone turns to at virtual BBQs!

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Lawful Content Creator

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Metadata Mastery
    • ⚔️Engaging Community Builder
    • ⚔️SEO Sorcery

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking Posts
    • 💀Unfinished Projects Galore
    • 💀Too Polite for the Internet

    Quest Line

    To optimize the world one backlink at a time, while discovering the joys of hiking and shedding light on the enigma of online marketing.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    SEO is merely a front for a global cat conspiracy to dominate the internet.

    Evidence Board

    1. Cat memes dominate search results. 2. Cats watch us while we type. 3. Every time you try to search 'best cat videos', they get better.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Feline Optimizers (SFO) dedicated to enhancing cat-related content visibility.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/SEO_hiking_combo

    Twitter Main Character

    Arguing about the best hiking trails and their SEO rankings.

    LinkedIn Title

    Founder and Chief Happiness Officer at MetaMonster, inspiring startups and sipping cocktails.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A virtual hiking trail where people optimize their paths to the summit based on their SEO skills.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page with sparkly GIFs about SEO strategies and hiking tips, complete with background music of cats purring.

    MySpace Era

    An overly customized MySpace profile featuring playlists of hiking songs and a top 8 dedicated to cat journals.

    Web3 Destiny

    An interactive platform where users can optimize their own virtual hiking trails while mining SEO tokens.

    Future Post

    "Just launched my new hiking SEO podcast where we explore the trails of the internet—one keyword at a time!"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Andrew's most impressive quality is his unwavering authenticity and kindness—he’s the type of person you want to have in your corner.

    Charming Quirk

    His charming quirk lies in how he can shift from deep SEO analysis to lighthearted cat photos in the span of a single scroll.

    Final Encouragement

    "So keep hiking, keep creating, and remember—an SEO spider isn’t just a tool, it’s a lifestyle! 🕷️"

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