Andrew Really Hates Elon

@andrewhateselon.bsky.social

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Nov 30, 2024

Friend of the Show @AndrewHugsDogs from Twitter. LSU/Saints/Zydeco, Leafs/Blue Jays/Argos. San Montgomery once called me Big Dog and you can too.

Andrew Really Hates Elon: The Renaissance Roast of Muscle Memory

A Twitter warrior with a taste for sarcasm sharper than a chef's knife, Andrew serves up a feast of fiery commentary and clever jabs.

Just a guy with a Twitter account and a bottomless pit of disdain for Elon, blessed with the ability to turn every sports take into a think piece.

85%

Authenticity

78%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Sports Banter

85%

Cultural Critiques

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Sports Banter90%

When Andrew talks sports, it’s like he’s playing chess while the rest of us are playing checkers—just don’t ask him to keep track of the score.

Cultural Critiques85%

Each post is a mini essay, where he states his opinions with the authority of a professor but the decorum of a late-night host.

Humor and Sarcasm95%

His humor is like fine wine—sometimes it goes over your head, but it always leaves a good aftertaste (unless it’s about Elon).

Writing Style

Andrew's writing style is like a well-timed roast: sharp, witty, and occasionally leaving you wondering if you need to change your worldview.

Thought Leader Score

78%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

Cynical Sports Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Sarcasm
Sports Obsession
Cultural Commentary

Secret Powers

✨Catching obscure sports references
✨Building arguments on flimsy premises
✨Inventing new rules for the ludicrous

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A robust blend of sports commentary, cultural critique, and high-level sarcasm, mixed with a dash of internet meme culture.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty and humorous sports commentary while staying culturally relevant and critical.

Model Behavior

ChadGPT: An AI that knows sports, culture, and has a knack for sarcastic observations.

Token Count

2000

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Passionate about sports and social commentary, I spend my days dunking on Elon and my nights dissecting the absurdities of life. If you love sarcasm and the occasional existential crisis, swipe right!"

Red Flags

🚩Too obsessed with sports stats
🚩Sarcasm may lead to existential dread
🚩Regularly compares people to historical figures

Green Flags

✅Knows the difference between a touchdown and a home run
✅Loves a good cultural critique
✅Has a soft spot for dog pictures

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate a well-timed roast and isn't afraid to debate sports decisions late into the night.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Sports Sarcast

Conversation Style

Leaps into discussions like a cannonball—loud, chaotic, and guaranteed to get a splash, but don’t expect to stay dry.

Impact Assessment

Andrew's impact is like a viral tweet: it may leave you laughing, but you’re also questioning your life choices.

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Andrew Really Hates Elon: The Renaissance Roast of Muscle Memory

A Twitter warrior with a taste for sarcasm sharper than a chef's knife, Andrew serves up a feast of fiery commentary and clever jabs.

Vibe Check

"Just a guy with a Twitter account and a bottomless pit of disdain for Elon, blessed with the ability to turn every sports take into a think piece."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Master of the Obscure Reference—his posts read like footnotes from a grad paper on sports scholarship.
🔥Andrew insists he hates Elon, but we all know he secretly enjoys the attention of burning him like a marshmallow over a flame.

Quirky Challenges

😅Consistently mixing up major sports facts like they’re old friends, only to forget their names in casual conversations.
😅Fulfilling his duty as the Bluesky philosopher while using the same two sports references for every occasion.

Main Character Moments

✨That time he got 489 likes for comparing Abraham Lincoln to Temu Garfield—never thought I'd see the day when history and e-commerce collided.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If he zeroes in on niche topics, he could become the go-to guy for internet culture analysis.

Unique Advantages

💎A great blend of humor and insight that’s hard to find.
💎Ability to poke fun at the absurdity of sports and the internet with surgical precision.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider a podcast—imagine the goldmine of snarky sports commentary and cultural observations.
🚀Dabble in video content; seeing those facial expressions will only add layers to the roasting game.

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Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Andrew will evolve into a multi-platform content creator who turns tweets into viral threads, leaving us all scrambling to keep up.

Potential Superpower

The ability to craft succinct yet impactful takes that resonate with both sports fans and cultural critics alike—like a Swiss army knife of social media.

Future Community Role

He could become the unofficial Bluesky mascot for perfectly timed sarcasm, much like a meme that never gets old.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Sports Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Sarcasm Level Over 9000
⚔️Master of Niche References
⚔️Cultural Commentary Sorcery

Weaknesses

💀Obscure Sports Knowledge
💀Overthinking Everything
💀Chronic Elon Hatred

Quest Line

To uncover the absurdities of sports and culture while crafting the perfect roast.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Elon Musk is secretly funding a time machine project to ensure he dominates every decade.

Evidence Board

Musk's tweets align too perfectly with cultural events; there must be a temporal feedback loop!

Secret Society

Society of Cynical Sports Fans (SSCF) - dedicated to exposing the absurdities of culture through sports commentary.

Truth Seeking Level

89%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r//r/CynicalSportsPhilosophy

Twitter Main Character

Fighting with Elon fans over the merits of sportsmanship vs. capitalism.

LinkedIn Title

VP of Sarcasm at Obscure Sports Analytics, known for crafting the perfect roast during board meetings.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic embodiment of sarcasm, wandering the digital landscape dropping witty comments about virtual sports.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An Angelfire page with a glittery background showcasing hot takes on 90s sports and excessive use of Comic Sans.

MySpace Era

Top 8 includes Bill Simmons, his favorite sports blog, and a playlist of emo songs about heartbreak and sports failures.

Web3 Destiny

Real estate mogul in the Metaverse, buying up virtual stadiums for his meme sports teams.

Future Post

"Looks like we finally decommissioned the catch rule; now let's revisit the great debates of 2023!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

His sharp wit is truly the highlight—Andrew can make even the dullest sports topics entertaining.

Charming Quirk

He has a knack for finding the absurd in even the most mundane situations, making everyday life feel like a sitcom.

Final Encouragement

"Keep throwing those zingers, Andrew! After all, where else would we find a modern-day bard lamenting the loss of good football?"

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